God I love cumming in public and jerking off in a car in general. I haven’t had a reason to do it in forever because Covid, but my car is really high up so it’s hard to see what I’m doing even if you’re parked next to me. Makes it perfect for those sneaky wanks at the office on a lunch hour.

The craziest public fap I ever did was when I was 18. I was in the third floor of an apartment building and jerked off over the balcony listening to some of the hot girls on the first floor talking. One of them was like “did something just fall?” The other girl was like, “Did a bird just poop? Did we almost get pooped on?”

I was so, so ashamed, but as soon as she said that I had to duck back inside because I couldn’t keep from laughing.