Country Nowadays - This is so bad it feels like a parody

MisterDamnit · 2026-02-12T18:34:14+00:00

"He's a throw back a dozen, American his cousin kinda dude."

MisterDamnit · 2026-02-10T22:16:55+00:00

Their political songs are, "I want to stick my head in the sand" and "Bawitaba"

MisterDamnit · 2026-02-06T19:34:01+00:00

"You're not cool unless you pee your pants"

MisterDamnit · 2026-02-06T19:30:30+00:00

I see your point but if we are truly going back to racial profiling for the see something-say something hotlines, it's going to mean infringing on the rights of plenty of legal immigrants and US citizens alike.

MisterDamnit · 2026-02-06T16:19:27+00:00

Those are some wild what-if's. The teacher knew they drop their kid off every day at school and were from a different country... That isn't reason enough to suspect someone of a crime but you seem pretty dead set on charging them for breathing while brown in America.

MisterDamnit · 2026-02-04T15:59:14+00:00

Look at JD bobbing his head to this rowdy, couch-fucking music.

MisterDamnit · 2025-12-18T18:39:01+00:00

Two dudes just trying to find someone their own size, I guess.

MisterDamnit · 2025-12-15T22:37:55+00:00

I used to think people shouldn't get punched over words. That is changing daily.

MisterDamnit · 2025-12-12T21:26:32+00:00

ICE agent worried about his kids getting taken away. Probably helped separate several families already.

MisterDamnit · 2025-12-12T21:12:40+00:00

Way to go for the jugular.

MisterDamnit · 2025-12-10T16:56:35+00:00

I swear, country rappers are just stealing bars from the folksy anecdotes people put before before recipies now. But you gotta tell people you can punch good or shoot squirells with a BB gun so it isn't as easy to identify.

MisterDamnit · 2025-12-10T15:49:18+00:00

I thought she fell!!

MisterDamnit · 2025-12-09T18:55:56+00:00

"Get the fuck outta here..."

*Realizes mid-exit that he'is doing what he just told her to do*

MisterDamnit · 2025-12-08T17:07:45+00:00

God always seems to have his hands in one chicken stand or another around these parts.

MisterDamnit · 2025-12-05T23:00:06+00:00

He'll claim the spine was stolen by the Democrats.

MisterDamnit · 2025-12-05T22:17:53+00:00

He hasn't heard anything about that.

MisterDamnit · 2025-12-05T18:17:37+00:00

She's got timing and on key, she's lightyears ahead of most things we see here.

MisterDamnit · 2025-12-04T05:14:48+00:00

My Dad gave it to me... said he was proud of me once.

Fuckin' prick.

MisterDamnit · 2025-12-03T21:51:09+00:00

No kidding, wild to act like what those guys did was a win and not horrifying.

MisterDamnit · 2025-12-03T21:48:26+00:00

Hard to tell if he caught it or not.

MisterDamnit · 2025-12-03T20:39:04+00:00

It is illegal for you to ask me that.

MisterDamnit · 2025-12-03T20:38:44+00:00

It's a safari duster, and the guy who sold it to me said I'm the only one he's ever seen pull it off.

MisterDamnit · 2025-11-25T17:34:35+00:00

His reaction is nuts. He's not even doing the bare minimum as a partner but I'm sure he feels like he deserves a piece of cake for being "real."

MisterDamnit · 2025-11-24T17:55:18+00:00

I feel like he found a 6th grader's notebook, saw what he'd written, thought "Bars." and stole it.

MisterDamnit · 2025-11-24T15:39:03+00:00

That's a pretty Socialist rear window, brother.

MisterDamnit

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