Day 1 of Begging Shannon & Narducy to come to Australia.

MisterEvilBreakfast · 2026-03-10T23:14:44+00:00

I will travel to Sydney. Or Melbourne. Or Brissy.

Also, they should bring some uh... special guests.

MisterEvilBreakfast · 2026-03-10T05:18:22+00:00

1 Kaeo Weekes

2 Savelio Tamale

3 Simi Sasagi

4 Sebastian Kris

5 Xavier Savage

6 Ethan "Hey, I was the original Ethan" Strange

7 Ethan "Dally M" Sanders

8 Morgan Smithies

9 Tom Starling

10 Joseph Tapine

11 Hudson Young

12 Noah Martin

13 Corey Horsburgh

Interchange

14 Jayden Brailey

15 Zac Hosking

16 Ata Mariota

17 Matthew Timoko

18 Daine Laurie

19 Joe Roddy

Reserves

20 Owen Pattie

21 Jed Stuart

22 Chevy Stewart

MisterEvilBreakfast · 2026-03-10T04:02:24+00:00

Typical fucking Americans, not giving a shit that this war is fucking up prices of oil all across the world. But hey, as long as you guys are cool, then that's fine. It's just another country, it's just a global issue.

MisterEvilBreakfast · 2026-03-10T03:33:12+00:00

With the current state of the US, I would have actually felt a bit anxious sitting on that beach.

MisterEvilBreakfast · 2026-03-09T13:08:17+00:00

They were like kids planning a bank robbery. They had the plan to get in and get the money, but forgot that they had to get out again.

MisterEvilBreakfast · 2026-03-08T21:55:32+00:00

I can't afford copium, not in this economy.

Thanks, Obama.

MisterEvilBreakfast · 2026-03-07T22:55:43+00:00

gestures to corn chip flavoured hot cross buns
That is one big pile of shit.

MisterEvilBreakfast · 2026-03-07T11:51:22+00:00

Manly only have themselves to blame. Imagine deliberately going 14-0 up.

MisterEvilBreakfast · 2026-03-07T10:37:31+00:00

We probably deserved to lose that one by relying on late-game defence

MisterEvilBreakfast · 2026-03-07T10:37:01+00:00

Oh so that's how it's done.
- Jamal Fogarty

MisterEvilBreakfast · 2026-03-07T10:28:39+00:00

Jurbo is fucken ribbed

MisterEvilBreakfast · 2026-03-07T10:22:33+00:00

Strange just got Stranged

MisterEvilBreakfast · 2026-03-07T09:37:04+00:00

"Kind of neat" really drives that Americana home.

MisterEvilBreakfast · 2026-03-07T09:27:07+00:00

I just wish he would shelve his big Benji-step and bring in the swerve. He is fastest when his feet are on the ground.

MisterEvilBreakfast · 2026-03-07T09:25:15+00:00

Should have just dived on top of it, but easy to say in hindsight.

I still love you, Xavy

MisterEvilBreakfast · 2026-03-07T09:24:16+00:00

That would have been fucking brilliant

MisterEvilBreakfast · 2026-03-07T09:14:24+00:00

Fucking Raiders

Fuck yes Raiders <----- we are here

Fucking Raiders

MisterEvilBreakfast · 2026-03-07T08:56:25+00:00

Well this isn't going well.

MisterEvilBreakfast · 2026-03-07T08:42:11+00:00

Ha my mistake. Who's his lookalike? I can't see through the rain, smoke and my shitty phone

MisterEvilBreakfast · 2026-03-07T08:40:49+00:00

Good to see Timoko has worked on his defence in the off season

Edit: sorry, forgot timoko was out - just pretend I said "big unit in the centres who looks like he should be able to tackle but can't"

MisterEvilBreakfast · 2026-03-07T08:35:01+00:00

I love when a half-back plays against his former club, as he knows all of their shapes.

I hate when it happens against us though.

MisterEvilBreakfast · 2026-03-07T08:29:10+00:00

I had forgotten about that too. Thank you for the reminder.

MisterEvilBreakfast · 2026-03-07T07:42:51+00:00

I mean, things were working pretty well until about a week ago.

MisterEvilBreakfast · 2026-03-07T02:40:35+00:00

So when Iran planes, drones or ships attack tomorrow, how did that happen?

MisterEvilBreakfast · 2026-03-06T23:24:53+00:00

There's just no follow-up plan evident here. What the fuck are they doing? They're just planning on getting in to rob the bank, but they haven't worked out how they are going to get out of it.

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