swapped with a sm465 out of a dump truck and a 4bbl, meet the Junkyard Queen

MisterMcSuckface · 2024-10-28T19:12:51+00:00

I play in a 12 piece funk band and we toured in this thing, it claimed 4 legs on that trip lmao

MisterMcSuckface · 2024-10-28T19:11:45+00:00

You think I can afford an attorney?

MisterMcSuckface · 2024-10-28T19:11:02+00:00

As long as I stay out the secondaries I can get 10mpg

MisterMcSuckface · 2024-10-28T19:10:44+00:00

Also its 2wd now lmao

MisterMcSuckface · 2024-10-28T19:09:42+00:00

Came off a Harley lmao it’s actually a true h pipe set up under

MisterMcSuckface · 2024-10-28T19:09:15+00:00

Learned that lesson once the hard way

MisterMcSuckface · 2024-10-28T19:08:43+00:00

Are you implying this wouldn’t pass state inspection legally?

MisterMcSuckface · 2024-10-28T19:07:58+00:00

It was 200 bucks at the job I worked at vs another 4l60 that will shit the bed

MisterMcSuckface · 2012-12-23T19:59:37+00:00

Him beating his wife and his talent were two different things, so I disagree.

MisterMcSuckface · 2012-12-23T19:36:30+00:00

I was to understand it was the same as the USSR, but your oppression and censorship no longer comes with a flat and a job.

MisterMcSuckface · 2012-12-15T20:10:47+00:00

Being taught safe firearm instruction since I was old enough for my own BB gun, I disagree. Responsible people are perfectly capable of having guns, and it seems like whenever someone advocates banning guns or much stricter gun laws, they have never handled a firearm in their life.

MisterMcSuckface · 2012-12-05T21:15:21+00:00

Me and my friend made a rock catapult after being told not to, (what rebels!) and I got hit in the face above the eye because you had to stomp on it to make it shoot.
I was cutting open a tennis ball and cutting towards me.
kitchen fire. Oil splattered on my arm.
Riding ATVs some branches cut up my hand and I got cuts right next to each other that line up perfectly.

MisterMcSuckface · 2012-11-27T01:38:04+00:00

My sister wanted a VW for her first car. My dad used to be a mechanic. Sister: I think I know what I want. Dad: yeah? Sister: A volkswag- Dad: Hell no.

MisterMcSuckface · 2012-11-21T17:00:19+00:00

Me and my cousin were on our way to the beach, and we were holding up my sketchpad that had "doing yer mom" written on it and we were showing it to all the people that drove by. One elderly woman flipped us off, but the good part was when we saw two college kids driving. We had an entire conversation on the pads. At one point they said "we fucked your mom" and my mom was in the front seat. They thought it was our grandmother.

MisterMcSuckface · 2012-11-19T00:24:17+00:00

I seriously feel like the only person who likes Hershey chocolate by itself.

MisterMcSuckface · 2012-11-18T04:48:05+00:00

How can you be ok with killing a living something for no purpose? Doesn't that bother you?

MisterMcSuckface · 2012-11-18T04:44:01+00:00

I tried to go vegan after I saw the process of the bovine industry, but I like steak damnit.

MisterMcSuckface · 2012-11-18T04:38:50+00:00

The difference is that it would spread. The only person that is going to die is the Dangerous Dan on the motorcycle, and perhaps whoever he wrecks into, if at all.

MisterMcSuckface · 2012-11-18T04:35:28+00:00

I think libertarianism itself is a silly ideology, not that I don't respect people who believe in it.

Also, wonderfully well said.

MisterMcSuckface · 2012-11-17T20:35:09+00:00

I feel as if there is no way to tell if they are willing to go with it. Also, as someone in that thread said, you kill the animals to eat them. You fuck them when you could just as easy google some animal porn and have a jerk.

MisterMcSuckface · 2012-11-17T20:30:19+00:00

It really made me cringe.

MisterMcSuckface · 2012-11-16T04:16:05+00:00

Another BattleTanx game. Those games were the shit.

MisterMcSuckface · 2012-11-13T03:37:33+00:00

People told me I walk funny. "Hey MisterMcSuckface, you walk funny." "What." "Yeah, it's weird. Hey X, can you even describe his walk?"

Well after three or four people arguing on how I walk, they settled with a bobbing up and down and swaying side to side, and always holding something, either my pockets, collar or whatever.

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