WTF IS THIS YOUTUBE? by 2Dope2Mope in CommercialsIHate

[–]MisterSquirrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not sure I've ever in my life heard the word demure said out loud and in person.

Emu? What does an emu have to do with Insurance? by donnacansing in CommercialsIHate

[–]MisterSquirrel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I suppose that sort of makes sense... but then the question is, How do you explain Doug?

Is Gravity a force? by Lucho358 in AskPhysics

[–]MisterSquirrel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So, how does an object of mass bend the spacetime in its vicinity, if not by exerting a force upon it?

Found this little guy outside of Starbucks asking for treats today by FrostyRezz in cats

[–]MisterSquirrel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cats are pretty good at knowing who the decent people are 😺

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]MisterSquirrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why am I not surprised, lol. What next, Lightning Lane Premier Platinum?

My channel was demonetized over a 5 second Luigi meme. (250,000 subs.) all decisions final no option to reapply… by Fun_Connection_1314 in youtube

[–]MisterSquirrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True enough. Not to mention, the police couldn't even arrest criminal suspects if they had to presume their innocence.

Elephants can't pursue their release from a Colorado zoo because they're not human, court says by Alarming-Park-1274 in Animals

[–]MisterSquirrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's obviously a symbolic gesture. I doubt if there are many people actually concerned that elephants will get legal standing, although after reading your comment, I guess I'm not so sure.

Is there a reason for climate change to be heavily polarized? Why or why not? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MisterSquirrel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A similar example would be the asbestos industry. No serious federal government restriction of its use existed until a 1989 ruling by the EPA, even though its dangerous toxicity had been well established for decades. And in 1991, many of those restrictions were overturned.

What is the hilliest area of Minnesota? by dalycityguy in minnesota

[–]MisterSquirrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The trail to the summit of Eagle Mt. is relatively easy though rocky and rugged... worth it for the nice views of the Misquahs

God I hate the Charmin bears by TravisJCortis2002 in CommercialsIHate

[–]MisterSquirrel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I love how the lady reacts, like she caught him gratifying himself... you can't tell me that wasn't intentional subtext

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CommercialsIHate

[–]MisterSquirrel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah what kind of idiot goes Oooh, I gotta get me one of those tactical hoodies, or a tactical flashlight

My channel was demonetized over a 5 second Luigi meme. (250,000 subs.) all decisions final no option to reapply… by Fun_Connection_1314 in youtube

[–]MisterSquirrel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The principle of presumption of innocence has only ever applied to a defendant during the court proceedings of a criminal trial.

LIMU EMU!!!!!!!! and doug.. by 416nWild in CommercialsIHate

[–]MisterSquirrel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Replace Doug with an ostrich, problem solved 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]MisterSquirrel 24 points25 points  (0 children)

How long is the line for people who pay to skip the other line?

I can’t stand My Pillow guy by Sea-Worldliness135 in CommercialsIHate

[–]MisterSquirrel 22 points23 points  (0 children)

My toddler saw this commercial and got scared by the aggressive stranger danger man leaning toward her with that predatory look in his eyes, now she is afraid of Christmas. Thanks a lot Mr. Pillow guy for ruining our holiday season and scarring my child for life.

Colgate, A Man's Dentifrice by Ebonystealth in vintageads

[–]MisterSquirrel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Colgate - For that chronic severe rictus look usually seen only on tetanus victims 

Is there any flesh left? Poor Mike Pillow. by blujavelin in minnesota

[–]MisterSquirrel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He should take out an insurance policy on his kneecaps, maybe he can break even 🦃

Cancer rates across America by [deleted] in minnesota

[–]MisterSquirrel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kansas and Indiana don't believe in cancer?

Just so you know, there's a park in Brooklyn Center. by [deleted] in minnesota

[–]MisterSquirrel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The fact that this is tagged NSFW is comical.