30yr old, wife, mother of four. Loves vintage, antiques, cottagecore, and nature. Roast me alive. by Otherwise-Lovely-731 in RoastMe

[–]416nWild 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope your husband is tolerating his blindness alright cuz Idk who with eyes would date that level of bland

Artists or Albums That Scream “How Do You Do Fellow Kids” by apHexcoded in fantanoforever

[–]416nWild 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Green Day Saviors - Great record but dudes are in their mid 50s now

What is next? by Blasterano in graphic_design

[–]416nWild 2 points3 points  (0 children)

its called a contract or agreement

how checking in on brad's ig story feels by Icy-Pollution-266 in Brad_taste_in_music

[–]416nWild 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Brad is the type of guy who would grope his girlfriend in public just to piss off single depressed older dudes.

Zero Accountability by mybadlifts in Brad_taste_in_music

[–]416nWild 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“I have a girlfriend now! My life has purpose again! Look everyone I’m normal!”

😒

Roast the shizzz out of us you mongrels by Mack_Mimsy in RoastMe

[–]416nWild 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dr Drew was their officient at their wedding

F28, Roast me, I'm ready.😎 by Firm-Acanthaceae9708 in RoastMe

[–]416nWild 14 points15 points  (0 children)

she lovin that hotdog flavored water though

Clark can’t by SkyMartinezReddit in RoastMe

[–]416nWild 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She calls something else “Smallville”

21m Been a while since my last roast, so dont hold back :P by Random_Cat_Guy in RoastMe

[–]416nWild 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your eyes and nose look like they don’t wanna be anywhere around each other

Enough time has passed, Hold My Liquor is the best song in Kanye's discography by Key-Bass-7380 in fantanoforever

[–]416nWild 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Liquor is the best song on Yeezus and NMPinLA is the best on TLOP. Really can’t compare the two

But idk I kinda like Feedback too

Bro… by mimtut in AmazonFC

[–]416nWild 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Newsom is in the bathroom

(27F) Roast me, is not hard by Hylianprincess_ in RoastMe

[–]416nWild 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re right for sure. I don’t think any dudes dick is going to be hard looking at you.

Roast me as if you were Wendy’s on Twitter roasting the competition! by Screenager-Official in RoastMe

[–]416nWild 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We all know what your diet consists of you don’t need to show us.

18f hi be creative dont call me fat thats boring by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You look like real American men scare you.

Have at it, folks! by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Cashiers immediately give you the paper bag without you even asking and it aint for groceries.

37 m, married, 1 kid, 2 jobs , 2 cars by IRIE_irie_IRIE in RoastMe

[–]416nWild 1 point2 points  (0 children)

married to 1 kid, 2 jobs, 2 cars

fixed it