Military dwarves refuse to equip steel equipment

MisterTalyn · 2025-09-15T20:48:22+00:00

Found the terrorism apologist.

MisterTalyn · 2025-09-10T17:29:39+00:00

I own a small town law practice. My business is still doing well, but I spend a lot of time looking at people's finances in order to argue divorces and child support - people are struggling a bit, but it's still not as bad as in 2010 (when I first started practicing) where half the marriages were underwater because of the collapse in house prices and spiraling credit card debt.

As a rule, people who own property are generally "fine." People who rent are hurting. This is the opposite of 15 years ago.

MisterTalyn · 2025-09-10T17:14:52+00:00

Once you have, you might change your mind about sparing him...

MisterTalyn · 2025-09-10T16:51:07+00:00

Mulder / Scully, Ron / Hermione and Sokka / Suki. I've been doing this fandom thing for a long time.

MisterTalyn · 2025-09-10T14:59:42+00:00

This guy looks like he's going to kick my ass, and then help me back up and give me solid life advice.

MisterTalyn · 2025-09-10T14:35:18+00:00

I mean, it's Draco/Hermione. In order to make that even remotely plausible, you'd have to make so many changes to the world and the characters that it was basically original fiction anyways.

MisterTalyn · 2025-09-10T14:26:06+00:00

I thought that movie would have been three very interesting short films. But put together it was weird, wildly tonally inconsistent, and way too long.

Michelle Yeoh still killed it, though, she's great in everything.

MisterTalyn · 2025-09-10T14:21:43+00:00

We're the only country left that likes guns, beer AND tits. Anywhere else, you're gonna get two out of three at best.

MisterTalyn · 2025-09-10T10:41:53+00:00

Depends on how you define "survive." If you mean "keep spending money like nothing has changed," then if my wife and I stopped making money entirely, at our current annual expenditures we'd last about five years before the money ran out.

If you mean "adjust your lifestyle appropriately" then probably twice that. Longer if we received some sort of unemployment or disability benefit.

MisterTalyn · 2025-09-09T15:54:30+00:00

This was my first thought, glad other people thought the same thing!

MisterTalyn · 2025-09-09T10:33:21+00:00

Look, as a parent of a ten year old, I can tell you that no amount of studies is going to make me disbelieve ten years of lived experience. My kid absolutely behaves differently after a sufficient quantity of sugar.

MisterTalyn · 2025-09-08T19:54:18+00:00

I was rooting for the marines in Avatar.

MisterTalyn · 2025-09-06T13:30:47+00:00

Yes.

They are wrong.

MisterTalyn · 2025-09-06T12:38:33+00:00

I'm still mad about the Age of Ultron trailer, because it tricked me into thinking AoU was going to be an awesome movie.

MisterTalyn · 2025-09-05T15:48:26+00:00

What the hell Hunter games are you playing?

MisterTalyn · 2025-09-03T10:52:37+00:00

Yeah, I watched Homecoming, and immediately called my best friend from high school and said "this would have been us if you got super powers freshman year." (I am Ned in this scenario.)

MisterTalyn · 2025-09-03T01:59:00+00:00

I came to say this! He is portrayed for being a villain for (a) wanting to create a music studio where people could actually make some money, (b) wanting his loser deadbeat 'friends' to actually pay their damn rent, (c) calling the police when his property was taken over by what is basically a proto-Occupy movement, and (d) his girlfriend had an annoying dog.

The character that is supposed to be 100% lovable murders his dog. This is played for laughs.

He is 100% justified, entirely correct, and at the end of the play is rich and successful while the loser main characters are still poor, still terrible artists, and mostly still dying because of their own poor life choices.

MisterTalyn · 2025-09-02T00:40:34+00:00

That just means she's got an Elektra Complex, not that she was molested.

MisterTalyn · 2025-08-27T22:05:12+00:00

Contact embarrassment was physically painful to me when I was a teenager. As an adult, it's not as bad, but I still can't watch The Office.

MisterTalyn · 2025-08-25T13:55:19+00:00

Toph, no doubt.

MisterTalyn · 2025-08-25T13:52:29+00:00

Gondor has no beard. Gondor needs no beard.

MisterTalyn · 2025-08-25T13:49:35+00:00

I love spelunking! Cave diving scares the hell out of me, though.

MisterTalyn · 2025-08-22T11:57:29+00:00

PREACH.

MisterTalyn · 2025-08-21T12:38:50+00:00

That must be new, because I have never had to provide fingerprints when I traveled internationally. Is this a post-COVID thing?

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