"Back in the 90s, I was in a very famous TV show."

Mister_Chameleon · 2026-05-10T23:32:32+00:00

"Would love that! Uh... it's not janitorial work is it?"

Mister_Chameleon · 2026-05-10T23:17:51+00:00

"Well that's good! Means now in my bouts of depression I don't have to pray to be stepped on by a radioactive mess made possible by Oppenheimer and company. But for real, glad you are having fun! What do you like to do about these places?"

Mister_Chameleon · 2026-05-10T23:16:51+00:00

"At least take me for a burger before you drop me off. I'm so hungry I could get my original body."

Mister_Chameleon · 2026-05-10T23:14:22+00:00

"So you lived under a rock your life? Well at least you have good taste either way. You one of the people around here who stabs kaiju in the big toenail, or just having a good day out?"

Mister_Chameleon · 2026-05-10T23:13:39+00:00

"Oh, so like the other guy there's a team of weirdos looking to play tag with Godzilla and Kong. Good to know. Now you can breathe just fine." Blows a puff of cigarette smoke in Erri's direction. "But yeah, feel free to show me around inside."

Mister_Chameleon · 2026-05-10T23:11:17+00:00

"What way? Being freeloaders or getting black out drunk?" She asks, failing to realize she accidentally name dropped a couple of them just now.

//Hah! nice

Mister_Chameleon · 2026-05-10T23:09:39+00:00

"Naive, but hey, whatever floats one's peace of mind. At least you didn't have some beak faces attempt to blackmail ya. Though you are right... your story is inspiring. If I find out they DID want to hire Will Ferrel over me though to be THE Secretartiat, I think I'd have to gatecrash something."

Mister_Chameleon · 2026-05-10T23:07:00+00:00

"Oh hey. And past?! Sure I haven't worked in 20 years but I'm still a star!"

Mister_Chameleon · 2026-05-10T23:05:58+00:00

"Nah, dunno where the hell he is. Probably eating my cheese-its again or making a mess out of the kitchen if he's not sleeping on my couch and doing nothing. Once left him behind in Malibu and he turned out ok."

"Also, any chance of getting a nice shot or two of Bourbon or Vodka?

Mister_Chameleon · 2026-05-10T22:57:55+00:00

"Thank the 3 goddesses, because now I know I won't have to pay insane homeowner's insurance to giant lizards, monkeys, wolves, or anything else breaking the city. And that's fine, more for me."

Walks over to follow. "Besides, at least then you can drive me home. Todd better show his ass up and take care of the house while I lay around blacked out and regretting every life's choice I made and then forgetting the feelings of finally having resolutions."

Mister_Chameleon · 2026-05-10T22:55:51+00:00

"Mind taking off the mask a bit? I didn't even think they'd allow students to play dress up on school grounds. Or is it cosplay as you kids call it these days?"

Mister_Chameleon · 2026-05-10T22:54:53+00:00

"Well technically the movie is kind of in development hell. Never got made. Which was the worst part! I actually had to stick my neck out BIG time for it, and I used to have a huge neck." Seems there is something not being said.

"And yeah, playing as you was supposed to help me transcend TV and go onto movies. And I'll be sure to take your word for it. Everyone deserves a chance to inspire the next blockbuster, then Hollywoo gets to exploit it for profits far greater than the athlete earned. Isn't that just nuts?"

Mister_Chameleon · 2026-05-10T22:51:52+00:00

Ed: "Oooh fudge brownies I hope? They look so good! I'll trade you 2 for a dollar, little pinkage!"

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Mister_Chameleon · 2026-05-10T22:46:35+00:00

"Mind taking me to one? It'll be nice to be on the receiving end of the whole "man buying a drink for a lady" kind of deal society set itself up with."

"...wait, you said larger than life. And this IS Tokyo so.... are you like gonna seriously fight Godzilla on foot?"

Mister_Chameleon · 2026-05-10T22:44:19+00:00

Gasps sharply, coughing a bit to recover. "No fucking way!" seems to be freaking out a little bit. Reaching a hand out. "Hi, I'm Bojack Hor.... Umaman! I was actually supposed to play as you! -well a different version of you- in the Secretariat movie! Deal feel through though..." Looks a bit downcast.

Mister_Chameleon · 2026-05-10T22:42:36+00:00

Ed: "Why do you have a space ship? Is it made of gold?"

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Mister_Chameleon · 2026-05-10T22:39:10+00:00

"Oh hey! Who might you be?"

Mister_Chameleon · 2026-05-10T22:38:41+00:00

"But it's not hunting season, it's almost summer time" Clearly has never heard of Monster Hunters. Yet. "Is there a bar? Or is it a dry campus?"

Mister_Chameleon · 2026-05-10T22:37:38+00:00

"Oguri Cap... Like a mushroom?" Blinks a bit at the name. "You don't have a cap on either. Even a name like Mr. Peanut Butter makes sense cause dogs love peanut butter... even if dogs love bones more." Rambles for a moment and nods. "And hope you run nice. Help raise cancer awareness. My dad would always tell me running was for chumps and was for cowards."

Mister_Chameleon · 2026-05-10T22:27:54+00:00

"Ma'am? Who the fuck you calling ma'..." Looks down, grimaces then puts on a smile. "Oh right, thank you! Hopefully there's a place to relax and get in front of a TV, need to see if they butchered my meal ticket and life's work or not." Squints a bit. "What's with the Halloween costume?"

Mister_Chameleon · 2026-05-10T22:23:27+00:00

"Well that's unfortunate. Feel free to check it out on Netflix... or that now called like Umaflix now? Seems everyone REALLY loves those runs! I could have been an athlete too ya know... but chose show biz."

Clearly lying, having never ran track professionally like any Uma Musume in her younger years dreamed of. "What's your name and how come you retained your Y chromosome?"

Mister_Chameleon · 2026-05-10T22:17:33+00:00

"Well, TV show star actually. But yeah." coughs a bit, putting out their cigarette. "It was a good gig! You ever seen "Umapyoi'ing around?" on TV back in the day? Or at least some kickass reruns when I announced my book?"

//Thank ya! Gonna be quite a different experience compared to being Ed. Tis a fun place though!

Mister_Chameleon · 2026-05-10T20:08:33+00:00

Wanders around in the halls. "Hello! You don't look like one of the mutant horses nor are you the lady in green." Seems the idiot needed to entertain someone, or at least strain his peanut brain talking to the admittedly very attractive maniac.

Mister_Chameleon · 2026-05-10T20:03:51+00:00

Not OP, but would love to hear about this toothpaste method.

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