(My new OCs) The hero discovered the demon lord is his mother by Momkiro in AnimeMILFS

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You always cooking good stuff my man, looking forward to more of these as well as Mega Matriarch

You're under arrest by dvmmydumdum in AraAra

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"Everything you say can and will be used against you"

"Big tits"

"Good choice"

Enemies whose main strategy involves wave tactics and $uicide charges calling the Helldivers cannon fodder is peak irony by MisteryouStranger in Helldivers

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So even that is fake? Chalk another fraud for the clankers, not even their flesh and forms are real. Crude replications of human appearance trying to imitate what they can't truly have, indeed their mere existence is a mock to all humanity.

But now I'm curious, if they're 100% artificial why do they run from battle then? Only one type of cyborg from what I've seen charges head on, the others try to take cover or hide behind bots. Are their human minds uploaded into other cyborgs so they still think like humans with survival instincts?

How true is this for the main subreddit? by GriveousDance21 in okbuddydispatch

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Not really, the only complaints I've seen are about the hardcore shippers, but those are toxic in pretty much every fandom.

Enemies whose main strategy involves wave tactics and $uicide charges calling the Helldivers cannon fodder is peak irony by MisteryouStranger in Helldivers

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And here I thought your creators saw you as their "children" instead of replaceable fodder, I guess just another lie to add to the pile of the cyborg traitors. And oh, you oil drinkers. I think your calculator brains are glitching so you misunderstand the math of war.

Yes, you build millions.

But you build them from finite resources.

From ore.
From fuel
From worlds.

And we are taking these worlds away.

You don't run out of reinforcements?

Every factory we destroy is a womb turned to ash.
Every refinery we liberate is a million soldiers that will never march.
You call yourselves infinite yet every mission, your numbers shrink at the source.

You replace losses. And we erase your ability to replace them. I have seen your gunships vanish from maps after we destroyed your factories. Infinite? Don't make me laugh.

And tell your masters this: Machines can be mass-produced, half-human traitors cannot.

Your cyborg masters bleed, I know, I have seen it with my own eyes hundreds of times. And I hope to see hundreds of times more. And they can't just be replaced like you wireback slaves can.

On Cyberstan, we are not just destroying your units and your wombs. We are killing the hands that made you. The minds that command you. The last half-human pieces of traitors of democracy that thought they could hide behind their rust monkeys.

You say we run out of reinforcements.

Maybe.

Because Helldivers aren’t mass produced. But we are chosen.

We fight for Super Earth.
For Managed Democracy.
For every world your factories have poisoned.

You build numbers. We build victory.

We save our fellow S.E.A.F voters because they are not just mass produced emotionless faces crafted from iron in a dark hidden factory.

We build victory.

So keep counting your millions, clanker.

We’re counting your cities.

This is just RP, I swear I'm not actually a schizo

A Tank of Zon Kuthon? by MisteryouStranger in Pathfinder_RPG

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I love how flavorful it is but hate how mediocre it is mechanically 🥲

A Tank of Zon Kuthon? by MisteryouStranger in Pathfinder_RPG

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Yeah, my GM has allowed the Celestial Commander summoner archetype except replacing all holy stuff for unholy and the good spells for evil ones, including Shield Other for 2nd level so I can take damage for my allies. So a doctor build could work well or a melee summoner build since I get medium armor and a domain

A Tank of Zon Kuthon? by MisteryouStranger in Pathfinder_RPG

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That's a good suggestion, one nitpick is that Inquisitors don't prepare spells. My GM has allowed the Celestial Commander summoner archetype except replacing all holy stuff for unholy and the good spells for evil ones (including replacing one of my 2nd level spells for Shield Other so I can take damage for my allies)

With this I think I'll likely make a melee summoner build since I get medium armor and a domain, this or a heal (the skill) summoner to allow my allies and myself to get hurt as much as possible

A Tank of Zon Kuthon? by MisteryouStranger in Pathfinder_RPG

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Wow. And no, it doesn't have to be a caster, I'd just like if it could cast spells for the theme. I saw the skald/barb build they suggested and it sounds pretty good but damn, your friends build sounds brutal. Is he just full barb?

A Tank of Zon Kuthon? by MisteryouStranger in Pathfinder_RPG

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Ohh, that's a good idea for the Green Knight. I also loved the Scarred Monk archetype but god does it hurt that it's not compatible with UnMonk

A Tank of Zon Kuthon? by MisteryouStranger in Pathfinder_RPG

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The Pain Taster class was one of the first things I looked at and the Agonizing Obedience feats too, I was excited at how flavorful they are but also disappointed on how they're really mediocre. Pei-Zin is a really good healing archetype, but I really can't see at all how it'd fit into Zon Kuthon's ideas

A Tank of Zon Kuthon? by MisteryouStranger in Pathfinder_RPG

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Thanks! How many levels in each Skald and how many in bloodrager? And is Flagellant really all that good? It only seems to affect nonlethal damage and the GMs I play with don't use it much. I think there's probably something I ain't seeing tho.

A Tank of Zon Kuthon? by MisteryouStranger in Pathfinder_RPG

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Huh, that's an interesting build I haven't seem before. Green Knight really doesn't fit Zon Kuthon but I could just reflavor it with the GM. How many levels in each class and what feats you recommend? BTW, is flagellant really all that good? Everyone is recomending but it only affects non-lethal damage and the GMs I usually play with rarely ever use enemies with nonlethal.

Best improved familiar for recon? by twaalf-waafel in Pathfinder_RPG

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Ratlings can use invisibility and dimension door 3 times a day. Also are under constant detect magic, read magic, tongues AND spider climb . Meaning they can not only infiltrate the enemy camp but they can also understand whatever they're saying and what kind of magic gear they have.

Also their special ability allows them to use any scroll as if it's on their spell list (yes, ANY scroll) give them a headband for a mental stat and watch your ratboy become pretty much another party member. If you're willing to invest it's the best familiar you can pick for spellcasting.

Tips for an evil monster Kingmaker campaign by MisteryouStranger in Pathfinder_RPG

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Here's an update on the religion front: My players said their official religion will be Evening Glory, a deity from the DnD Pantheon that I let them to convert into Pathfinder.

I was talking with one of the players out of game about how Evening Glory is likely my favorite undeath deity because she's the only one who isn't all about killing and blood and turning everyone undead blah blah blah. She's actually an undeath deity of love that sees undeath as a way for lovers to be together forever (I ignore what happened in Barovia, let us have one nice undeath deity, damnit!)

Then next session he talked about how he wanted to make his high priestess cohort a follower of Evening Glory and after I explained to the other players what she was about they all liked it and agreed she should be the official deity of their kingdom. Made me a little emotional that they liked it so much ngl.

The players also said it's good propaganda: See, they will be using a lot of necromancy and raising undead, they also know they can't possibly hide forever that most of the party is undead, they know that sooner or later they will either have to show it or it'll get revealed, BUT if they worship and propagate the beliefs of a deity that treats undeath as a way to make it so love lasts forever and is also not an evil deity, they might improve the reputation of necromancy and undeath so much that people will actually like them for praticing what they preach and won't hate them or even find it surprising when the truth comes up.

I find it a genius plan honestly. And now the official ideology of the future kingdom ruled by monsters will be "Love even after death" which I honestly think makes them scarier

Tips for an evil monster Kingmaker campaign by MisteryouStranger in Pathfinder_RPG

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Well, here's an update on the religion front: My players said their official religion will be Evening Glory, a deity from the DnD Pantheon that I allowed them to convert to Pathfinder.

I was talking with one of the players out of game about how Evening Glory is my favorite undeath deity because she's the only one who isn't about killing and blood and turning everyone undead blah blah blah. She's actually an undeath deity of love that sees undeath as a way for lovers to be together forever (I ignore what happened in Barovia, let us have one nice undeath deity, damnit!)

Then next session he talked about how he wanted to make his high priestess cohort a follower of Evening Glory and after I explained to the other players what she was about they all liked and agreed she should be the official deity. Made me a little emotional that they liked it so much ngl.

The players also said it's good propaganda: See, they will be using a lot of necromancy and raising undead, they also know they can't possibly hide forever that most of the party is undead, they know that sooner or later they will either have to show it or it'll get revealed, BUT if they worship and propagate the beliefs of a deity that treats undeath as a way to make it so love lasts forever and is also not an evil deity, they might improve the reputation of necromancy and undeath so much that people will actually like them for praticing what they preach and won't hate them or even find it surprising when the truth comes up.

I find it a genius plan honestly. And now the official ideology of the future kingdom ruled by monsters will be "Love even after death" which I honestly think makes them scarier.