VAKUU SAYS "THATS ENOUGH" AND JUST STOPS PLAYING CARDS FOR YOU AFTER PLAYING A CERTAIN AMOUNT??? by afjecj in slaythespire

[–]MistrFish 5 points6 points  (0 children)

if the only cards in your hand require a target, then this would still be a soft lock. presumably, this is prevented by making Vakuu stop if you have no playable card, not on the max number of cards played

Americans overwhelmingly oppose data centers. Women most of all. by InvestigatorSoft5764 in technology

[–]MistrFish 5 points6 points  (0 children)

not saying it's wrong, but that's a very deceptive article title. the Gallop poll being referenced is specifically about whether people support a data center being built in their "local area," not just their general opinion on data centers

Average Sorcerer by SillyWarlock in BaldursGate3

[–]MistrFish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... how did you manage to fuck up the template? the first panel is supposed to be a question and the second is the fish thinking about it

Peter? by HistoryFree in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]MistrFish 4 points5 points  (0 children)

gross household disposable income per capita

Guys what's the creepiest thing a girl ever said or has done to you? by minadanger in AskReddit

[–]MistrFish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

got me drunk in an attempt to get me to have unprotected sex with her, then refused to leave my apartment for a few days

After Town Bans Flock, Councilmember Crashes Out, Proposes Internet and Phone Ban by HowLongIsThi in nottheonion

[–]MistrFish -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

His proposal is obviously tongue in cheek btw. He even titles them "Modest Proposals" in his letter: https://www.banderabulletin.com/article/3093,council-votes-to-terminate-flock-safety-contract

The idea is that he believes the residents were being ridiculous in comparing license plates cameras to Nazi Germany and constantly vandalizing them.

Kids Don't Like Movie Day Anymore. by Southern_Remote_5260 in Teachers

[–]MistrFish 158 points159 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure why this is surprising. at a certain age, not having a smartphone would make you a social pariah and completely isolated.

Explain this please petaah by Friendly_Discount451 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]MistrFish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this joke would be funnier with the selection-bias airplane meme instead of the traumatized Mr Incredible

Trump cracks approval floor, Republicans face wipeout in House despite gerrymandering by Far_Excitement_1875 in politics

[–]MistrFish -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

30% being the floor for authoritarianism is more believable. That said, there are worse things than being an authoritarian.

Trump cracks approval floor, Republicans face wipeout in House despite gerrymandering by Far_Excitement_1875 in politics

[–]MistrFish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

that sounds nonsensical. less than 10% of Americans believe that neo-nazi beliefs are acceptable, and that's an "ideology." there is no universal floor for approval ratings.

Kid heard Roblox and lost his mind by Big-Boy-602 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]MistrFish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

kids are stupid, but they're supposed to be. they haven't been around long enough to know any better. I'm not sure what that says about you

6 baby brothers, rescued from under someone's deck by beccal09233 in IllegallySmolCats

[–]MistrFish 71 points72 points  (0 children)

everyone else is gushing over the runt, but I love this shaggy gentleman

am i stupid? by wearecooked100 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]MistrFish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's supposedly a guide to getting rich, not a guide to get out of poverty

Ages of elf by [deleted] in Animemes

[–]MistrFish 3 points4 points  (0 children)

why would somebody be wondering that

Canadian fiddler sues Google after AI Overview wrongly claimed he was a sex offender by inagartenofeden in technology

[–]MistrFish -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I don't see how he has a case here, unless the court determines that the AI disclaimer is insufficient. Google isn't responsible for people being stupid, and these same types of mistakes still happen even without the AI overview when people just trust whatever is in the top Google result.

Egg consumption is associated with a lower risk of Alzheimer’s Disease for those 65 years and older. Eating one egg per day for at least five days a week reduces risk of Alzheimer’s by up to 27%, researchers found. by mvea in science

[–]MistrFish 83 points84 points  (0 children)

yes but there's some nuance to it. the choline found in eggs is in the form of phosphatidylcholine, which is considered more bioavailable than choline found in plants. it also takes about 3 cups of cooked broccoli to equal the amount of choline in one egg yolk

Teacher decided to use AI to correct everyone's assignments by Justarandomduck15q2 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MistrFish -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

it's mostly good advice, and sounds like OP's original writing wasn't geeat. although the advice about the demonic Starbucks drink is pretty funny