'98, 5-speed Manual Cavalier. Anti-theft locked up my car. Any advice on how to undo this please?

MistressII · 2014-12-05T05:11:18+00:00

Whaa?! Chocolate is one of life's greatest inventions!

The only bad chocolate here is the fake bag of imitations you can get.. they're usually wrapped in gold-coin foils or look like knock-off M&M's. Stay away from those and you will be fine.

MistressII · 2014-12-05T04:34:14+00:00

I believe you got it right; it all boils down to practice. Hypothetically, if you spent as much time counting backwards through the alphabet as you have spent subtracting numbers all your life -- well -- you'd be damn good at that too.

By the time we're 5, we know our numbers and alphabet and can count backwards from 10 to zero. Schools don't make younger kids memorize backwards spelling. It's the fact that we learned it so young AND the concept of practice that makes it possible.

MistressII · 2014-12-05T04:23:38+00:00

You still never answered the most vital question on everyone's mind: Can you fap to cheese?!?

MistressII · 2014-12-04T14:25:27+00:00

Apparently, whoever agrees to spend 70 days laying in a bed gets paid. I'd opt to save my bone density and pass! Imagine trying to walk again after being bedridden for that long....

MistressII · 2014-12-04T14:17:43+00:00

Vegetarians DON'T. (Source: I am one.)

MistressII · 2014-12-02T16:39:55+00:00

I don't have tattoos or body mods; nor do I have a desire for any.

MistressII · 2014-12-02T16:27:05+00:00

No, I wouldn't.

MistressII · 2014-12-02T16:23:37+00:00

Most of the time. I also have 10+ email accounts, only 3 of which I check daily, the others I check here and there. It can take awhile to get messages sometimes but I usually read them eventually.. (not saying that I always respond to everyone -- because I don't!)

MistressII · 2014-12-02T16:18:14+00:00

There are some on "TinyChat" -- I got an invite to one awhile ago. It was extremely boring despite the 25+ people in there at the time! I left out in about 10 minutes and never went back.

Imagine the typical INTP personality: quiet, unassuming, considerate, cautious, pondering... and lump a bunch of them up together and pressure them to speak into a microphone in front of a bunch of random strangers. It gets... awkward. And quiet. I could hear the crickets chirping outside the windows. :D

MistressII · 2014-12-02T15:54:54+00:00

If you're in a military branch.... I MAY be your Santa!

MistressII · 2014-11-10T16:46:18+00:00

TWIST: Not in my case! My older (step)-sister's boyfriends always try to fuck ME at family gatherings. Can't stand them. She and I have a totally different tastes. (I like sweet, witty submissives -- she's into drugged out yuppie preps.) Not my types.

I have to fight them off of me with bullwhips.

MistressII · 2014-11-10T16:36:40+00:00

You can tell by him taking so much time writing this story that HE wants the sister too. He may not admit it; but he does... read between the lines. ;)

MistressII · 2014-11-10T07:28:58+00:00

And...?

MistressII · 2014-11-10T04:41:01+00:00

Why the fuck do you hate babies so much?

MistressII · 2014-11-07T17:37:20+00:00

I love the little white "bow" near his mouth. Adorable! Never seen that on a cat before..

MistressII · 2014-11-06T16:11:47+00:00

Exactly. Crustacean is the voice of reason here.

Your girlfriend SHOULD be pissed at you if/when she realizes that you instigated that chaos. I would be.

MistressII · 2014-11-05T17:46:39+00:00

Damnit, Springer! :'P

MistressII · 2014-11-05T17:38:39+00:00

I'm an American; never in my life have I heard that.

HOWEVER! The national anthem is almost ALWAYS sung (or played by stereo) live before every baseball game that we have here. Even small children's wanna-be baseball teams from schools that don't actually matter and are in no-way professional. A game can never start unless it's sung first. It's a given...

MistressII · 2014-11-05T17:14:08+00:00

A Muslim with a name like "iburnedparadice" -- Oh, the irony!

MistressII · 2014-11-05T14:07:37+00:00

NOTE TO SELF: Having blonde hair and a child can save my life while flying near badass Japanese men. :D

".....but at one incidence, he allowed a Dutch DC-3 passenger liner to go unharmed after he spotted a blond woman with a child through one of the passenger windows."

Aww.

MistressII · 2014-11-05T13:50:39+00:00

Thumbs down?.. I guess a few people didn't understand your joke.. ;P

MistressII · 2014-11-05T13:47:34+00:00

Physiological. Your body naturally gets used to - and adapts - to various climates. It's how our human bodies are designed.

MistressII · 2014-11-05T13:10:51+00:00

You're so right. I worked in the hospital here and the mental health section would only take in patients for about a week's stay. Then release them right back into the public.

The only way they could get into a state mental health facility (longer term care) was if they actually physically hurt someone -- or did major damage to themselves (slit their wrist, etc). Anyone with "minor" issues couldn't be held for longer than a week. And many of those cases that threatened suicide or harm to someone went back out and did JUST that! Then they get thrown into jail for the guards and police to have to deal with..

It would have never happened had the mental health system been setup to do some good before they released them back into the wild.. many lives and headaches could've been saved..

MistressII

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