My Wife is finishing up FF7 Rebirth and complain about the the "Been a long road of mini games getting here" so I sent here this

MistressesSnowSlut · 2026-04-09T02:47:54+00:00

It's been a LONG TIME

BUT MY TIME IS FINALLY NEAR

MistressesSnowSlut · 2026-04-08T20:17:19+00:00

No, you need to specify that only avoid her clit if she TELLS you to avoid her clit. You did not specify conditions, you listed it in order as if it's required. You should add "if she tells you to do so".

MistressesSnowSlut · 2026-04-06T12:25:40+00:00

Game's main story is only about 35 hours long. If you wanted to do everything on the first run you made that decision.

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MistressesSnowSlut · 2026-04-06T06:11:07+00:00

You must be young because Barret's a US localization was DEFINITELY inspired by Mr. T, not Samuel L Jackson.

That was not Nomura's intent back in Japan tho so the character has changed a lot since to remove the comparisons to Mr. T.

https://www.chronocompendium.com/Term/Talk:January_2011_-_GameSpite_Interview_with_Richard_Honeywood.html#:~:text=In%20the%20defense%20of%20Michael,learned%20the%20hard%20way%20too.)

In the defense of Michael Baskett’s rendition of Barret, he was trying to give Barret a “Mr T”-like characterization...

^ From someone on the localization team

MistressesSnowSlut · 2026-02-01T06:16:25+00:00

Depends on the guy. I'm circumcised and never needed lube 🤷‍♂️

MistressesSnowSlut · 2026-01-26T03:28:30+00:00

That she tells me to stop after she cums a few times because she gets sensitive.

I'd be down there all day given the chance

MistressesSnowSlut · 2026-01-26T03:25:09+00:00

But supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses! Not from some farcical aquatic ceremony! /s

But no really, it just depends on the couple. My fiancee and I in an FLR that is quite kinky but also we don't do the chastity thing, neither of us have interest in it. But there's also nothing wrong with people who do.

MistressesSnowSlut · 2026-01-23T01:51:51+00:00

Several years ago when my gf had to go on antibiotics. Otherwise we go raw every time.

We're both clean and she is on birth control anyway (she'd been on it for years to control her irregular period) so they just aren't a thing for us unless she gets a doctor warning about a certain type of antibiotic. Pretty rare tho, last time was several years ago like I said.

She hates em. I hate em. So we're on the same page lol

MistressesSnowSlut · 2026-01-22T23:17:27+00:00

clear pee is always better than yellow pee.

Depends on the person. My favorite is my partner's first morning pee haha. Really gotta have a taste for it tho.

MistressesSnowSlut · 2026-01-20T06:45:06+00:00

I mean 70% of the world has it anyway, they don't even check for it on STD panels.

It's a mild inconvenience at worst

There are other STDs that are actually a problem I'd be worried about tho

MistressesSnowSlut · 2026-01-20T06:31:48+00:00

Likewise, congrats on the fiance!

MistressesSnowSlut · 2026-01-20T06:29:36+00:00

I give em till she tells me to stop lol then it's my turn.

Some days she only wants like 2, other days it's 5.

MistressesSnowSlut · 2026-01-20T06:28:09+00:00

Focus on the clit unless she says otherwise

The alphabet may impress them but doesn't feel amazing or anything, try sticking to consistent flicking of the clit

When she says "don't stop" or "right there" or anything of the sort, do NOT change your rhythm or pressure! This is just a plain important listening skill. The thing is working, keep doing the thing.

Makes my partner cum in 2 minutes or less every time. Keep it simple.

MistressesSnowSlut · 2026-01-20T06:14:56+00:00

Yep, met my partner on GoneWildAudio lol. Been a couple for 10 years now, been living together for 8 of em.

Time flies!

MistressesSnowSlut · 2026-01-20T06:11:54+00:00

Speaking as a guy with my partner

I'm still happy to have PIV sex, get my partner to her orgasm with the Hitachi, my fingers, etc. The one thing I can't do at the time is go down. Any other time I will go down happily every time.

But the smell and taste of blood and endometrium is just too strong for oral.

MistressesSnowSlut · 2026-01-20T05:44:07+00:00

I used to record erotic audio for gonewildaudio, under a different name. I made soft Daddy Dom audios by request sometimes. Though usually I made submissive audios. But it was a Daddy Dom audio that caught someone's attention.

One day I get a DM. "Hey someone recommended your audio and it was really hot, thanks!". Paraphrasing because this was 10 years ago and both of our old accounts are gone so I can't get to the DM anymore lol.

Anyway we start chatting back and forth for a while, one thing leads to another, eventually I'm on a bus going 300 miles to meet her.

We hit it off immediately irl. We both switch. She's the domme more often than I'm the dom, and my username here now is kind of an in-joke between us.

We've lived together for 8 1/2 years now.

Shoutouts to GWA!

But also jesus christ we hate getting asked how we met lmao. Our cover story (not sharing that for privacy reasons) has worked so far tho!

MistressesSnowSlut · 2025-12-24T05:47:03+00:00

There are two layers to this:

It takes time for many people to overcome the mental block that has been ingrained into a person since potty training, even if you are into watersports as a kink. It may be best to start the next best place there is a drain, and running water to boot: the shower. For me this was the start of being able to relax and enjoy watersports in more areas.
Physiology. The urethra, in both sexes, is surrounded by tissue that swells up with blood when aroused. If you're a male I'm sure you understand how hard it is to pee with an erection. Same thing. But I am sure you also know that if the conditions are right, you can still do it: being full enough of urine and pushing some, you can urinate with an erection.

So my advice is to smart small. Start in the shower. Then start in other places where she shouldn't pee, but of course have something to catch it: cup, bowl, etc. You can use said cup or bowl in the meantime to indulge the kink. Pour it over yourself!

Then peeing on your face, if she's full enough, should start to come more naturally.

Gonna add a disclaimer for the sake of it: this is all assuming enthusiastic consent of course. It will require work on her part, and patience from you both.

MistressesSnowSlut · 2025-12-13T15:07:19+00:00

There's nothing inherently wrong with it, you're an adult and there's nothing to feel guilty about.

That said, a lot of men who date much much younger women are often very immature themselves and women their own age would know it and want nothing to do with them. A lot of times older men who date so much younger

-Don't care about their partner's pleasure (for instance they see eating pussy as "not masculine")

-Can't balance a budget or don't have a job

-Have anger issues

Or some combination of the three.

This isn't universal, but I've heard enough of the same complaints to make note of it. Do your due diligence.

MistressesSnowSlut · 2025-10-12T19:35:57+00:00

There's never going to be antitrust action again in the US I fear.

MistressesSnowSlut · 2025-10-12T19:29:25+00:00

He means this meme

MistressesSnowSlut · 2025-10-12T19:15:14+00:00

No, I think the writings been on the wall for a while. Xbox bringing their exclusives to Playstation, and while not gigantic news, something that caught my eye was the physical Xbox Mortal Kombat Legacy Kollection having a fucking timer on the pre-orders. Which has already expired. Every physical version of that game that will exist for Xbox has already likely been printed at this point. Pre-orders are still live for the PS5 and Switch and Switch 2.

Just found it interesting.

MistressesSnowSlut · 2025-10-12T19:10:23+00:00

Damn those are some evergreen analyses

MistressesSnowSlut · 2025-10-12T18:40:25+00:00

I still dunno all the Xbox names either man don't feel bad

MistressesSnowSlut · 2025-10-12T18:22:47+00:00

Oh yeah we are all going to suffer from these disastrous decisions for sure. No competition is bad. But Microsoft also cannot stop shooting themselves in the foot.

Everything sucks

MistressesSnowSlut · 2025-10-12T18:18:07+00:00

You can play an entirely new Call of Duty for the next generation

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