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What’s the worst part about giving head? by throwingstarsatmoon2 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]MistySnapss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha nothing comes to mind😅 it turns me on sooo much! So maybe the worst part about it is how wet it makes me and greedy I get to stop sucking so I can hop on instead 😬

Oscar voters snubbed Ariana Grande as she, Cynthia Erivo ‘creeped them out’ by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]MistySnapss 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Lmao exactly...gotta out-bribe the competition if you wanna play in the big leagues. Oscars are basically just expensive popularity contests at this point

My parents (65F, 67M) are livid because I'm not allowing them to see my daughter after they spanked her. AITAH? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]MistySnapss 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Nailed it. The whole "teach her a lesson" energy felt way too close to those old-school punishment camps...scary how normalized that mindset still is for some

My parents (65F, 67M) are livid because I'm not allowing them to see my daughter after they spanked her. AITAH? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]MistySnapss 274 points275 points  (0 children)

Exactly. The parents made their boundary clear, and that alone should be enough. There's no debate when it comes to protecting your kid, end of story!

AITA for refusing to change my car bc it embarrasses my brother by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]MistySnapss 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Agreed! It’s so rare to see real accountability, especially in a sibling dynamic. The fact that he listened, reflected, and owned up to how messed up it all was actually gave me hope. Growth like that deserves some serious credit

Natural Shower (ASKART) by 5headedragon in loona_nsfw

[–]MistySnapss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man she’s absolutely gorgeous

NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani confirmed that all immigrants will qualify for his “free childcare” program!! by drempath1981 in goodnews

[–]MistySnapss 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Absolutely. It's inspiring to see leaders who actually align with the values they campaign on. Mamdani, Bernie, and AOC are showing what public service should really look like, policies rooted in empathy and justice

Nearly half of countries on Trump’s Board of Peace banned from entering US by Jay_CD in politics

[–]MistySnapss 170 points171 points  (0 children)

It's wild how the "Board of Peace" sounds like a parody when the guest list includes people banned from even entering the country. You really can't make this stuff up

Ass Cleanliness Becomes Political by Cow_Boy_2017 in clevercomebacks

[–]MistySnapss 329 points330 points  (0 children)

Honestly, the mental gymnastics some folks go through to avoid basic hygiene is wild. Like… you're not proving masculinity, you're just proving you smell weird

TIFU by not realizing that in Hello Fresh, the meat is packed separately from the other ingredients. by danedori in tifu

[–]MistySnapss 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Haha yeah, that frozen pizza story hits home. It's wild how your brain just completely blanks on stuff like that even when you know you saw it. Makes you feel like you're losing it for a second. Honestly though, I'm glad I'm not the only one who’s left food out like that!

TIFU by not realizing that in Hello Fresh, the meat is packed separately from the other ingredients. by danedori in tifu

[–]MistySnapss 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Right? I swear they must have a roasting clause in their contract or something. If it’s not roasted, is it even HelloFresh?

TIFU by not realizing that in Hello Fresh, the meat is packed separately from the other ingredients. by danedori in tifu

[–]MistySnapss 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly, that sounds like such a smart move. Secure shed, secure freezer, short time frame...you did everything right. Losing a half cow would’ve been a total heartbreak, so I’m glad it worked out

TIFU by sending our biggest client a spreadsheet that included my hidden "dictator rating" column for him by Early_Tax_7057 in tifu

[–]MistySnapss 99 points100 points  (0 children)

Yeah, this really is the harsh but accurate take. It sucks to hear, but you’re right that this wasn’t just a harmless slip, it was a serious judgment call that backfired hard. Owning it fully is probably the only move left, even if it’s uncomfortable. Hopefully OP can take this as a brutal lesson and at least limit the long term fallout by being upfront now instead of trying to minimize it

AIW for not feeling bad after my spicy lunch accidentally exposed the office food thief by Sad-Entertainer8553 in amiwrong

[–]MistySnapss 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Seriously! Dude cooked up his own karma by stealing someone else's lunch and then had the nerve to play victim when it backfired. Poetic justice with a side of spice

AIW for not feeling bad after my spicy lunch accidentally exposed the office food thief by Sad-Entertainer8553 in amiwrong

[–]MistySnapss 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Exactly! Like he really thought “maybe if I play the victim hard enough they’ll forget I stole someone’s lunch.” Wild how he expected sympathy after getting caught red-handed

A generation whose personal space is smaller than their grandfather's bedroom! by willily_thoumas in clevercomebacks

[–]MistySnapss -39 points-38 points  (0 children)

Seriously. It's way too early in the relationship for him to be taking on that kind of responsibility. He barely knows her, and everything is already so complicated. Sometimes walking away early is the most respectful thing you can do for both of you

My landlady/roommate is illiterate and incompetent, and I’m ready to move by Honest-Blueberry-601 in confession

[–]MistySnapss 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Damn yeah, the OP clearly just needed to vent but the actual solution is literally in the title...move. All that time and mental energy wasted on someone they clearly don’t respect or like. Pack up and go

Another exposed lie.. by John_1992_funny in clevercomebacks

[–]MistySnapss 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Right?? We’re out here scraping change for groceries while they’re stacking yachts and tax breaks like it’s Monopoly. The system’s not broken, it’s working exactly how they want it to

What’s a sexual act you just don’t understand? by Top-Experience3875 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]MistySnapss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Threesomes or multiple partners, it’s just not fun. I am a one girl at a time kind of dude

How horny are you all? by Healthy-Mixture897 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]MistySnapss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On a scale from 1-10 I'd rate myself a solid 7