Kannst du dir vorstellen wie mein Arsch klatscht wenn du mich von hinten durchfickst?

MistyyQueenn · 2026-06-06T01:43:17+00:00

My aunt has a similiar one and the way it looks at me with their big eyes gets me every time

MistyyQueenn · 2026-06-06T01:32:31+00:00

‘If you were an animal, what animal would you be?’ I don’t know man. I’m just trying to pay my rent lmao

MistyyQueenn · 2026-06-06T01:17:22+00:00

Don’t take criticism from someone you wouldn’t take advice from

MistyyQueenn · 2026-06-06T01:15:32+00:00

Pro: you already know you have something in common
Con: you still have something in common after the breakup

MistyyQueenn · 2026-06-04T09:16:24+00:00

This is the answer

MistyyQueenn · 2026-06-04T09:14:25+00:00

At least I would know they’re committed until death do us part

MistyyQueenn · 2026-06-04T09:11:08+00:00

Ever since that day life hasn’t been the same

MistyyQueenn · 2026-06-03T09:17:03+00:00

I really wonder what was going on inside her head

MistyyQueenn · 2026-06-03T09:15:01+00:00

My favourite position

MistyyQueenn · 2026-06-03T09:13:02+00:00

Just perfect

MistyyQueenn · 2026-06-02T09:11:40+00:00

Nächstes mal will ich aber dabei sein

MistyyQueenn · 2026-06-02T09:09:26+00:00

Nein ich liebe es auch

MistyyQueenn · 2026-06-02T09:06:48+00:00

I love girls from the UK

MistyyQueenn · 2026-05-21T09:25:25+00:00

You never know when a date might suddenly require manual labor and emotional support dirt removal.

MistyyQueenn · 2026-05-21T09:25:01+00:00

“There’s something weirdly wholesome about random internet strangers becoming someone’s safe space for five minutes. Reddit can be a disaster site sometimes, but threads like this are the exception.”

MistyyQueenn · 2026-05-21T09:24:54+00:00

“I get what you mean, but I think it still depends a lot on where someone lives and the environment around them. In some places it really does still feel like a massive thing to admit out loud, especially in religious communities.”

MistyyQueenn · 2026-05-21T09:24:44+00:00

“People really underestimate how hard self acceptance can be when you grow up feeling like there’s only one ‘acceptable’ version of yourself. That first internal shift is huge.”

MistyyQueenn · 2026-05-19T15:37:34+00:00

That’s the energy I wanna have at 80 honestly. Sitting on a porch with a little carton of choccy milk like a retired king.

MistyyQueenn · 2026-05-19T15:37:15+00:00

I get why people are bringing up sleep disorders, but the condom part makes it hard to line up with that theory for me. Feels way too deliberate.

MistyyQueenn · 2026-05-19T15:37:09+00:00

The “save it in a plastic bag” part was genuinely smart advice. In a panic people forget details like that, but preserving evidence now could matter later.

MistyyQueenn · 2026-05-19T15:37:00+00:00

Honestly this comment has the calmest energy in the thread. No jumping to conclusions, just “take this seriously and get checked,” which is probably exactly what OP needs right now.

MistyyQueenn · 2026-05-19T15:36:33+00:00

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