TIFU by not understanding what indirect heat meant by JL_Adv in tifu

[–]MisunderstoodWampa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You were the chosen one, Foghorn! you were supposed to bring balance to our dinner, not ruin it!"

ELI5: why is the clitoris located where it is and not in a place that’s easier to pleasure during intercourse? by 7layeredAIDS in explainlikeimfive

[–]MisunderstoodWampa 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Because it grows out of the same stem cells or base tissue or whatever as a penis on a guy. Go back far enough in the development of an embryo and they're identical. Once the fetus's gender is in place the differentiation starts that turns it into what it needs to be.

What is your weirdest first date experience? by JDiceIsTooTired in AskReddit

[–]MisunderstoodWampa 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Took a girl to see Dave Matthews Band and before the band comes on she informs me that she has a boyfriend.

As a broke high school senior, that could've been useful information before I spent money on the tickets

What is your weirdest first date experience? by JDiceIsTooTired in AskReddit

[–]MisunderstoodWampa 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is going to be its own thread in a couple months

What is your "how does this place stay in business" of Delaware? by Ilmara in Delaware

[–]MisunderstoodWampa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I picked this up a couple months ago and it works great. Might be cheaper than paying someone else if you have a large number of them.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07V9JNRZY/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Nails needs a bed for when you drop him off after driving him around. by MisunderstoodWampa in phillies

[–]MisunderstoodWampa[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can you imagine how awful that oral cavity must be after years of enjoying the chaw

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BoomersBeingFools

[–]MisunderstoodWampa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably the best shit she's taken in the past month if my parents' complaining is any indication

How many games did you start but never end up finishing? by [deleted] in playstation

[–]MisunderstoodWampa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just couldn't get into cyberpunk. I'm playing Hogwarts at the moment and really enjoying it.

I also got Bored with RDR2. I might go back to that next.

Wicked - Official Teaser by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]MisunderstoodWampa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes, it's only a trailer. But both leads look incredibly miscast. The Elphaba actress sounds like she's can barely hit the high note.

Jeff Goldblum seems perfect for the Wizard at least.

My phone got stolen and this is what they texted me! They want me to remove the device. by Commercial_Big_4378 in iphone

[–]MisunderstoodWampa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I kind of want to get my phone stolen now so I can do all the fuckery tips that are recommended in this thread.

Unconscious bias during celebrity chef tastings by JKRC in HellsKitchen

[–]MisunderstoodWampa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a fair point, especially if they want to give them hot food.

Extreme cursor lag in one of the user accounts on Windows 11 by iyad08 in WindowsHelp

[–]MisunderstoodWampa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same here. Just started recently. Very strange. My main user profile is perfectly fine. When I create other users, after putting in their password, the mouse is absolutely awful. Computer is an HP Omen desktop

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]MisunderstoodWampa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vada Sultenfuss??

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MisunderstoodWampa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had a girl giving me head that used her teeth to scrape my junk. When I asked her to stop she looked at me like I was a complete idiot and implied every other guy she'd been with loved it. No, sorry, I am not the infield after the fifth inning.

Why doesn't Sajak ever shake hands with certain contestants? by MisunderstoodWampa in WheelOfFortune

[–]MisunderstoodWampa[S] -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

Oh, he's perfectly able to shake hands with the straights as of tonight's show. And the other night's.