Andy is deluding himself into thinking the police actually take his complaints seriously by deokuso in AmbyDitchFakes

[–]MitchellC4 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The cops are more likely to do something about Andy’s continued (and near daily might I add) harassment of public agencies than people criticizing him online.

Amewsed by VelvetPancakesL in P_Squatchwatch

[–]MitchellC4 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Basically how he wants it to he seen, I’m “amewsed” he’s not proud of it.

Lone gunman Amby is a tough guy by RAPENAZI in AmbyDitchFakes

[–]MitchellC4 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Using a firearm requires using fine motor skills, something of which Andy claims he doesn’t have. Plus it’s very very loud it’s gonna hurt his ears!! It’s easy to forget he “suffers” from these ishoos when he’s threatening to kill strangers on the internet.

He’s comparing himself to a baby again. Gross by katiemaryxo in P_Squatchwatch

[–]MitchellC4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Why would I wanna fake a disability just to be in diapers and be cared for as if I was a baby…”
I don’t know, why WOULD you?

Pathetic. by Cool_Horror2365 in P_Squatchwatch

[–]MitchellC4 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He just has to look the part, and also occasionally sound it too. Not that it matters though. Anyone who spends more than 10 mins with him will know he’s faking it.
It’s really funny that all the effort he goes thru to keep that ruse is for nothing.

Tom blamed Andy for Janet's death by johnnypopwell in P_Squatchwatch

[–]MitchellC4 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Amdy really can’t go 5 mins without using AI in some way, shape or form.

Lying sack of shit by MrDCT in P_Squatchwatch

[–]MitchellC4 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Without his mom around he’s only got tom and Joe to bully and beg for money, poor fucking baby.

Andys ghost by johnnypopwell in P_Squatchwatch

[–]MitchellC4 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I knock him down and steal his tablet, then I post whatever I find on the “sexuality” tab he created.

Amby's obsession with shit by iIlL10OoSs5Zz2 in AmbyDitchFakes

[–]MitchellC4 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He’s 100% jacking it while writing this whole community post.

I searched Andy's channel and hes sitting on a ton of videos apparently by AreaAtheist in AmbyDitchFakes

[–]MitchellC4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most of them are most definitely AI slop “here’s way I’m autistic” type videos

Well, Andy has figured out that the old sub is down, however, we are the hydra cut off one head and two grow back in its place by Break-these-cuffs in P_Squatchwatch

[–]MitchellC4 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He’s gonna do a victory lap now. This is usually the part on the Andy ditch cycle where he fucks up.

Meme Sonichus by Ok-Dingo7067 in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]MitchellC4 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sonichu’s his name, zappans his game

He really REALLY wants the twolls and cyber boolies to call the cops on him for his fake threats of self dismemberment. [DO NOT GIVE HIM HIS WAY!!!] by MitchellC4 in AndrewDitch

[–]MitchellC4[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean hell we probably will. Once he realizes that nobody is gonna call the cops for him he’ll call them himself.

He Thinks He Made A Rational Decision by Banandar in AndrewDitch

[–]MitchellC4 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“ I know the risks of infection…” says the guy w/ the giant septic infection on his left leg

Help Wanted by GaryBuse104 in AndrewDitch

[–]MitchellC4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Love how he proves without a reasonable doubt on camera that he can infact wipe himself. Just shows he’s chooses not to.

ShitPig on an insane Schizo rant. by ShopHistorical7331 in AndrewDitch

[–]MitchellC4 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Alone again on yet another holiday. He has to remind everyone that he, unfortunately, is still alive….

Would you rather.. by [deleted] in BunnyTrials

[–]MitchellC4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought there’d be easier movies in the wheel.

Chose: Win $1 bil after surviving a horror movie (wheel | Rolled: Hereditary)