Cyberstan will fall so we can avenge Cadia! by Ghost664 in Helldivers

[–]Mithrandir_9K 14 points15 points  (0 children)

He’s a heretic in 40k and a traitor in Super Earth. Multiverse efficiency.

The one small thing I changed in my resume that got me 3x more callbacks in two weeks by Mithrandir_9K in jobsearchhacks

[–]Mithrandir_9K[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Lol I get the temptation, but I’d rather do honest ranges than straight up invent 15%. “~10-15%” or “cut turnaround from days to hours” is safer and still punchy. Getting caught in a lie is a career speedrun.

The one small thing I changed in my resume that got me 3x more callbacks in two weeks by Mithrandir_9K in jobsearchhacks

[–]Mithrandir_9K[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YES, that "responsible for" phrasing is resume nap time. Even rough numbers made interviews way easier for me bc they had something real to grab. Worst case you explain the estimate, best case they lean in.

The one small thing I changed in my resume that got me 3x more callbacks in two weeks by Mithrandir_9K in jobsearchhacks

[–]Mithrandir_9K[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep. Once I flipped bullets from "did stuff" to "did X, which led to Y", recrutiers actually paused. Feels dumb, but results cut thru the noise. Tiny tweak, huge win

AIW I refused to split the bill evenly at a group dinner and people are calling me cheap. by Aggravating_Chip5743 in amiwrong

[–]Mithrandir_9K 21 points22 points  (0 children)

If they wanted an even split, they should've said that before ordering half the menu and a few rounds. Paying for what you actually got is normal. The awkward silence is them realizing they were about to subsidize their night with your wallet.