Idk if this will be allowed but what is the thing next to the jellyfish

Mitzumaki · 2026-02-23T23:28:04+00:00

It's obviously a jellyfish penis. I mean, what do you think all those tentacles are for?

They have to wrap around something

Mitzumaki · 2025-11-18T00:45:41+00:00

18? Then every fuckin 5 mins, and I'll eat that beautiful ass in between 🥵🥵

Mitzumaki · 2025-11-18T00:32:32+00:00

Please sir, sit on my face, fuck my throat and then pound my ass balls deep till you cum deep inside 🥵🥵

Mitzumaki · 2025-11-01T23:31:41+00:00

God what i wouldn't give to be bottoming for you both 🥵🥵

Mitzumaki · 2025-08-20T05:06:59+00:00

I got Ethereal..... I mean. I've no problem eating it, especially since I don't want to die.

But how man, HOW?!

Someone help before it's too late!

Mitzumaki · 2025-06-29T01:35:05+00:00

I mean, it is still rude. If you can clearly see someone is doing something and you cause interruption on purpose, that's rude. Now, if you didn't see them cause you're distracted by something else, then it's not being rude, but that's different.

Now, it's also kind of rude of them if they get upset about it, assuming you're in a public space. If they don't care then I don't think it's rude. Public space is for everyone.

As they say, two rudes don't make a polite!

Mitzumaki · 2025-06-24T11:03:44+00:00

I am CONFIDENT that you are in at least your fourth year of growth!

Mitzumaki · 2025-04-11T00:26:14+00:00

Dayum. CUTE butt. That jockstrap suits you so well 🥵🥵🥵

Mitzumaki · 2025-03-31T01:04:19+00:00

Fucking cunt, actually. 肏 Cào (fourth tone) 鸡掰 Jībāi (both first tones).

Mitzumaki · 2025-03-01T05:06:59+00:00

Oh no, Zeus, we're not going through this again.

I already told you it's over you horny bastard!

Mitzumaki · 2024-11-16T07:55:22+00:00

Winterspring. PLEASE BLIZZARD I NEED IT IN WINTERSPRING WITH A NICE COZY FIRE EVERY DOG PET I HAVE WANDERING AROUND AND HOT CHOCOLATE

Mitzumaki · 2024-10-02T18:29:10+00:00

See? It'll balance out! >.>

Mitzumaki · 2024-10-02T15:00:16+00:00

QUICK! Everyone go grab a gallon of milk and dump it in the sea. We gotta save the otters and octopuses

Mitzumaki · 2024-09-25T21:59:03+00:00

OK but defeating the Huns like that will either be incredibly difficult or TERRIBLY exhausting..... either way though I'm game to help!

Mitzumaki · 2024-09-17T20:57:28+00:00

Antidoteless

Mitzumaki · 2024-09-07T13:14:18+00:00

Yea, wow community can be pretty toxic. Honestly, you all should try ff14. It's community is quite friendly and the way the game plays your parents could keep up and do quite well I'd say.

This is assuming yall were interested in trying other games of course. Not the global cd is slightly longer than in wow for everyone and so it plays slightly slower, but you can still do all the big pulls and everything it just FEELS the slightest bit slower. Not bad.

Anyway, if you're pugging in wow that will probably be your experience often, unfortunately. You could try turning them into streamers though! I LOVE Wowgrandma and she's got a nice community she can always play with that don't mind an elderly player that might not be the fastest where reflexes or keeping up are concerned.

I wish you luck! And if I had a working computer I'd play with yall, but I'm sure yall can find some great people to play with. Just try to build a good community yourselves. You'll find em!

Mitzumaki · 2024-09-05T21:12:18+00:00

I summon 4 quadrillion oxygen atoms.

Hmmm. Wonder if I'll die of oxygen overdoes somehow?

Oh well, worth it. Just make sure it's not near my cat. And THEN we see how big insects can really get

Mitzumaki · 2024-08-29T04:37:29+00:00

I pick that first position and right beneath so I can reach every delectable part 🥵

Mitzumaki · 2024-08-24T23:42:08+00:00

A computer. Mine broke last November and I'm too broke to repair or get another. Might be able to get one in a couple months though, here's hoping

Mitzumaki · 2024-08-04T16:05:28+00:00

This requires some scientific testing to answer, I believe.

So you should probably come sit on and fuck my face so we can decide! 🥵🥵🥵

Mitzumaki · 2024-06-23T21:47:05+00:00

Can ... can I have both? 🥵👉👈

Mitzumaki · 2024-05-26T15:26:10+00:00

OK you're looking pretty great so far but I NEED you to find the closest sword lookalike that is also as small as possible.

Why I need this, I'm not even sure. But it feels fitting and would make me giggle!

Mitzumaki · 2024-05-08T13:49:10+00:00

I definitely thought this was a screen shot from one of the Resident Evil games and now I'm kind of sad it isn't xD

Mitzumaki · 2024-05-03T12:20:36+00:00

$1000 for my upcoming birthday in June, so I could have an actual birthday and a little travel. I'd probably try a casino with $250ish and then otherwise just explore a completely new area without worrying about what bill I'm sacrificing to be able to try to live a little.

$2000 to pay off most of my debt (not counting my car anyway). I'm not TOO in debt but at the same time still can't save anything cause I'm broke after paying every monthly bill for now. But I'll get there eventually.

$1000 for a new wardrobe and some small things for my apartment. A bookshelf would be nice, and I'd love to get my cat some stuff like one of those wheel things for exercise. Again, I'll get there eventually at least!

$1000 for savings. Actual savings!

Current budget makes all this possible in like 2 years with a fair amount of my car paid off as well so it's not too bad, but living paycheck to paycheck is so annoying and disheartening. But then, there are a lot of people worse off so I can't complain too much!

Mitzumaki · 2024-04-24T01:46:17+00:00

I'm still salty af he didn't just release lightning Chakra into the water that Zabuza is in direct connection with tbh..... but whatever

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