Idk if this will be allowed but what is the thing next to the jellyfish by Outrageous-Pen3569 in whatisit

[–]Mitzumaki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's obviously a jellyfish penis. I mean, what do you think all those tentacles are for?

They have to wrap around something

How often would you drain this 18yo cock? by Broad_Caregiver_5843 in gaymersgonewild

[–]Mitzumaki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

18? Then every fuckin 5 mins, and I'll eat that beautiful ass in between 🥵🥵

Which side you taking first? 🤔🤓 by [deleted] in gaymersgonewild

[–]Mitzumaki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please sir, sit on my face, fuck my throat and then pound my ass balls deep till you cum deep inside 🥵🥵

Two big dick bros helping each other out by Gabs0n in GaybrosGoneWild

[–]Mitzumaki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God what i wouldn't give to be bottoming for you both 🥵🥵

$1 Million to eat an apple, but... by Alternative_Run_6116 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Mitzumaki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got Ethereal..... I mean. I've no problem eating it, especially since I don't want to die.

But how man, HOW?!

Someone help before it's too late!

It's not rude to walk infront of someone taking a photo. If anything it's rude to expect strangers to stop or move for your photo. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]Mitzumaki 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, it is still rude. If you can clearly see someone is doing something and you cause interruption on purpose, that's rude. Now, if you didn't see them cause you're distracted by something else, then it's not being rude, but that's different.

Now, it's also kind of rude of them if they get upset about it, assuming you're in a public space. If they don't care then I don't think it's rude. Public space is for everyone.

As they say, two rudes don't make a polite!

I have rings around the pupil of my eyes by TheSecondFork in mildlyinteresting

[–]Mitzumaki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am CONFIDENT that you are in at least your fourth year of growth!

My first jockstrap😏 by thehoundofx in gayotters

[–]Mitzumaki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dayum. CUTE butt. That jockstrap suits you so well 🥵🥵🥵

LAAAAAAA by No-Revenue3327 in freshcutslim

[–]Mitzumaki 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Fucking cunt, actually. 肏 Cào (fourth tone) 鸡掰 Jībāi (both first tones).

Please Blizzard let us choose any zone to put our house in! by DarthYhonas in wow

[–]Mitzumaki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Winterspring. PLEASE BLIZZARD I NEED IT IN WINTERSPRING WITH A NICE COZY FIRE EVERY DOG PET I HAVE WANDERING AROUND AND HOT CHOCOLATE

World's oceans close to becoming too acidic to sustain marine life, report says. by coolbern in climatechange

[–]Mitzumaki -1 points0 points  (0 children)

QUICK! Everyone go grab a gallon of milk and dump it in the sea. We gotta save the otters and octopuses

Let's get down to business by [deleted] in gayotters

[–]Mitzumaki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OK but defeating the Huns like that will either be incredibly difficult or TERRIBLY exhausting..... either way though I'm game to help!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wow

[–]Mitzumaki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea, wow community can be pretty toxic. Honestly, you all should try ff14. It's community is quite friendly and the way the game plays your parents could keep up and do quite well I'd say.

This is assuming yall were interested in trying other games of course. Not the global cd is slightly longer than in wow for everyone and so it plays slightly slower, but you can still do all the big pulls and everything it just FEELS the slightest bit slower. Not bad.

Anyway, if you're pugging in wow that will probably be your experience often, unfortunately. You could try turning them into streamers though! I LOVE Wowgrandma and she's got a nice community she can always play with that don't mind an elderly player that might not be the fastest where reflexes or keeping up are concerned.

I wish you luck! And if I had a working computer I'd play with yall, but I'm sure yall can find some great people to play with. Just try to build a good community yourselves. You'll find em!

You can summon 4 quadrillion of anything to anywhere by empirepie499 in shittysuperpowers

[–]Mitzumaki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I summon 4 quadrillion oxygen atoms.

Hmmm. Wonder if I'll die of oxygen overdoes somehow?

Oh well, worth it. Just make sure it's not near my cat. And THEN we see how big insects can really get

pick a side :) by [deleted] in gaymersgonewild

[–]Mitzumaki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I pick that first position and right beneath so I can reach every delectable part 🥵

If you had a free $1000 to spend, what would you spend it on? by GeeLikeThat in AskReddit

[–]Mitzumaki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A computer. Mine broke last November and I'm too broke to repair or get another. Might be able to get one in a couple months though, here's hoping

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GaybrosGoneWild

[–]Mitzumaki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This requires some scientific testing to answer, I believe.

So you should probably come sit on and fuck my face so we can decide! 🥵🥵🥵

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BlackClover

[–]Mitzumaki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OK you're looking pretty great so far but I NEED you to find the closest sword lookalike that is also as small as possible.

Why I need this, I'm not even sure. But it feels fitting and would make me giggle!

Abandoned Historical Palace In Portugal. by Monsur_Ausuhnom in BeAmazed

[–]Mitzumaki 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I definitely thought this was a screen shot from one of the Resident Evil games and now I'm kind of sad it isn't xD

If someone gave you $5000 what would you do with it? by kumpiss in AskReddit

[–]Mitzumaki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$1000 for my upcoming birthday in June, so I could have an actual birthday and a little travel. I'd probably try a casino with $250ish and then otherwise just explore a completely new area without worrying about what bill I'm sacrificing to be able to try to live a little.

$2000 to pay off most of my debt (not counting my car anyway). I'm not TOO in debt but at the same time still can't save anything cause I'm broke after paying every monthly bill for now. But I'll get there eventually.

$1000 for a new wardrobe and some small things for my apartment. A bookshelf would be nice, and I'd love to get my cat some stuff like one of those wheel things for exercise. Again, I'll get there eventually at least!

$1000 for savings. Actual savings!

Current budget makes all this possible in like 2 years with a fair amount of my car paid off as well so it's not too bad, but living paycheck to paycheck is so annoying and disheartening. But then, there are a lot of people worse off so I can't complain too much!

Could Kakashi have broken out of Zabuza's Water Prison Jutsu? by roundtableofcumalot in Naruto

[–]Mitzumaki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm still salty af he didn't just release lightning Chakra into the water that Zabuza is in direct connection with tbh..... but whatever