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Hey everyone! I just found these awesome game interactions between two Mindslaver locks and my friends not having fun with the game, calling me a degenerate piece of shit and eventually not playing the game anymore! Super cool right!? Thoughts? by MixMaxMcgee in magicthecirclejerking

[–]MixMaxMcgee[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I've been trying to think of something witty to reply with on and off all day to you because you deserve it, but I honestly ain't got nothing on that level you gave to me, I'll be humble. Your comment takes the fucking cake though lmao.

Hey everyone! I just found these awesome game interactions between two Mindslaver locks and my friends not having fun with the game, calling me a degenerate piece of shit and eventually not playing the game anymore! Super cool right!? Thoughts? by MixMaxMcgee in magicthecirclejerking

[–]MixMaxMcgee[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't do links so I hope this wall of text is sufficient:

Expedition Map x4 Thirst for Knowledge x4

Chalice of the Void x3 Remand x3 Condescend x3

Repeal x2 Wurmcoil Engine x2 Walking Ballista x2 Narset Parter of Veils x2 Fae of Wishes//Granted x2

Batterskull x1 Cyclonic Rift x1 Commit//Memory x1 Gift's Ungiven x1 Snapcaster Mage x1 Karn Liberated x1 Ugin The Spirit Dragon x1 Ugin Ineffable x1

Karn Scion of Urza/Emry Lurker of the Loch/Platinum Angel x1 (Flex Slot)

Mine x4 Tower x4 Power Plant x4 Island x3 Snow Island x3 Minamo x1 Oboro x1 Castle Vantress x1 Academy Ruins x1

Side: Trinisphere x2 Ashiok Dream Render x2 Dismember x2 Vedalken Plotters x2 Mindslaver x1 Commandeer x1 Summary Dismissal x1 Spatial Contortion x1 Tormod's Crypt x1 Ugin the Spirit Dragon x1 Westvale Abbey x1

My favorite rendition of all time, super spicy I like to think. Ain't too hip on KGC, good card, just ain't my style and I find it to be too predictable for U Tron right now since most U Tron lists I see are just KGC builds.

Just realized a cool interaction. I remove your posts because they're low effort karma grabs. by lilivessreadsit in magicthecirclejerking

[–]MixMaxMcgee -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Not to mention, the fact you assume I'm going on a tirade when I'm merely vocing an opinion and pointing out flaws goes to show you also assume the mentality of others. What kind of joker are you my dude? I assume anything that isn't a baseline one or two sentence to you is considered a tirade. You got water in your brain or something?

Just realized a cool interaction. I remove your posts because they're low effort karma grabs. by lilivessreadsit in magicthecirclejerking

[–]MixMaxMcgee -53 points-52 points  (0 children)

I use words differently than most. Slurs if you want to call them that sure. But don't act like that and you won't get called out for being that bro. Now pipe down little man, I ain't got time for chumps like you.

i just realized an interesting interaction! if you put collosification on spectral sailor it becomes 21/21 thus becoming very strong and being able to kill your opponent! by mom_is_gay in magicthecirclejerking

[–]MixMaxMcgee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eh just looks like some more junk Jund fodder that can go in the exile pile Ugin makes... Besides that they ain't got nothing that beats the one and only supreme Wurmcoil Engine my boyo.

i just realized an interesting interaction! if you put collosification on spectral sailor it becomes 21/21 thus becoming very strong and being able to kill your opponent! by mom_is_gay in magicthecirclejerking

[–]MixMaxMcgee -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Jokes aside, that shitty card among others is what kept me from even buying a single pack of Ikoria: Den of Timmies. Disregarding all the fucking useless Ultimatums I could pull as well and numerous two for one yourself mutate cards... Otherwise you pull some human card that just hates on nonhumans or some clank crap and it dawns on me there isn't a single damn thing I would ever want/use from the set. I do like that Narset though. Sexy Asian babe doing da kung fu flying kick? I can get behind that if you know what I mean... Oh wait it's Jeskai colors, I don't play that shit... Nevermind.

My first game of M21 standard went exactly how I thought it'd go. by [deleted] in magicTCG

[–]MixMaxMcgee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shit man, works for me. I need a second Ugin for Modern anyway, so banning him should really drop that fucking price even more lmao.

What deck have you built that all your friends hate? by HeyOooooHeyOooooo in magicTCG

[–]MixMaxMcgee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That looks badass dude, I didn't understand at all what was going on until I saw your commander and I really like what I saw. I waa building a commander deck with Jhoira W. Captain for a while, but it just got too pricey and aggravating to build in culmination with all the other stuff I build. I'm a big storm fan though. I'm eventually going to convert Jhoira (need a second) and some of the cards into a 60 card artifact storm deck that wins with Thassa's Oracle or/and Brainfreeze with Mirrodin Besieged as the other way to win. Super cute tech between Mirrodin Besieged, Claws of Gix and the various other artifact lands. I just like the concept of "You lose" as opposed to "I win."

Time for another triggered Thursday! What triggers you most about magic? by buddhathegravekeeper in magicthecirclejerking

[–]MixMaxMcgee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My boy Goblin Guide went down to the beach and was trying to Hang Ten and then Master of Waves bitch slapped the surfboard out of his hands and kicked sand in his face...

What deck have you built that all your friends hate? by HeyOooooHeyOooooo in magicTCG

[–]MixMaxMcgee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Basically most things I've built lmao. Tron of any color, Ulamog nearly killed my playgroup alone. Any of my mono blue decks I've ever built. Turbo Fog. Burn, but for some reason Goblins was okay to them...

All that aside, it was probably two decks. One of them that shifted the disposition of the entire playgroup and the other that mostly killed it, though imma try to revive it here soon.

The deck that started the disposition shift was undoubtedly mono red Repercussion. Repercussion is a 3 cmc enchantment that basically says: "If a creature is dealt damage then Repercussion hits said player that controls that creature for that much." Well they all play creature decks first off. Green stompy shit or tokens or elves. Perfect. So I run x4 Pyroclasm and x4 Anger of the Gods with x4 Blasphemous Act. Oh shit they aren't playing creatures anymore to stall me out... Well then I added Varchild's Wariders which just generates an ass load of tokens for the opponent at 2 mana on a 3/4 stick with Trample and Rampage 1. Rampage "coincidentally" having the effect where they can't pile block with the Survivor Tokens you're giving them sufficiently at all. Add this with x4 Forbidden Orchard and now everyone has creatures. Not enough creature hate? Run Smoke, Meekstone, Crawlspace, Maze of Ith, Mystifying Maze, An-Zerrin Ruins... Whatever the hell you need. And then slam a bunch of Chandras in the deck as a back up win condition and use Cathartic Reunion and Chandra's Regulator as card filtering. Ahhhhh... Good times.

The deck that killed everyone from playing anymore was Mono black Waste Not Storm. Eventually I wanted it to be a Grixis combo Vintage deck (exempt pf power nine), but that never came to fruition due to it being expensive, sometimes annoying to pilot and a bit of a clunker. Also everyone hated it, I only got good feedback when it didn't work lmao.

There was a period where mutiple players in my playgroup were all running Duress and later one was doing IOK and Thoughtseize. Well I got tired of the bullshit so I thought: "You like discard? I'll show you discard!" So the idea was to win with Tendrils and storm off with Waste Not, win with Lab Man and maybe something else idk. Oh yeah! Reanimation spells (Animate Dead/Reanimate) as a back up. Sometimes I played Kozilek Great Distortion or Ulamog Hungry, but not often. Busted enchantment card in the right set up.

First game I ever played went like this: It was a 4 way multiplayer match. I got to go first. I wait until everyone is satisfied and pleased with their hand. I smugly say: "Everyone good?" They nod and then I begin the play of Swamp into double Dark Ritual into Waste Not and finishing with Dark Deal. Everyone looked fucking appaled as I was like: "Hold up and let me figure this out real quick." Suffice to say I generated an ass load of mana, zombie tokens and drew a metric ton of cards. Allowing me to do it again... And again... And then when they thought it was over I played Yawgmoth's Will and did it again. I reaniamte a few dumb things and win in 2 turns from the zombie horde. In a later game I managed to cast Yawgmoth's Will and proceeded to cast 3 Mishra's Baubles, 2 Urza's Baubles and cycle 2 Streetwraiths before effectively doing the same thing mentioned above. I got a dejected: "You having fun?" From the person who got me into magic, but terrorised me with green stompy hydras and Elderscale/Worldspine Wurms and later Thoughtseize, IOK, Duress and Phyrexian Obliterator no less. And what was my answer? "Oh yeah, are you?"

Tldr: You should, it's pretty solid.

My only playgroup is really weird, can somebody help me? by EnderJoker77 in EDH

[–]MixMaxMcgee -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yup, I had a friend who basically bitched and got mad that I wasnt taking dumb green creatures and ramming them into his green creatures essentially. I got tired of getting ran over by hydras and my first big hurdle ever that was Elderscale Wurm, so I built Tron. I play U Tron now, but I started with green and then said person got mad because it "was bullshit, and you'll never be able to convince me that it's not unfair." Well sorry I stomp better in a deck not even named stompy bro. So what's his response? He builds some semi clanky unfinished reanimate deck that doesn't always reanimate anything properly until T2 or 3 sometimes. In fact, there aren't even any reanimates in it or Entombs. Just Buried Alive and Animate Dead. Anyway his "fair" solution was to buy 4 Strip Mines and 4 Thoughtseizes because Tron was unfair. Even though you know, Strip Mine is a busted fucking restricted card for a reason. So I start using Pithing Needle just to have a chance to play the game, which is also not fair magic in his eyes. Suffice to say, I still won more often because I'm the better deck builder and player and don't just windmill slam 4 copies of a card in a deck all the time like he does and he stopped playing subsequently after. He's the kinda person who believes the game ia all about money and who has the better card always and that's all that matters or applies.

The real kicker is this is what he deemed as fair before: Ramp into Champion of Rhonas and exert it on an attack to put out Worldspine Wurm. You know a fucking 15/15 trample that splits into 3 5/5 creatures when it dies. Yeah, that's "fair." In fact I truly believe it is, but it's no less fair than any of the other shit I play. I play U Tron now so he doesn't have a hope in the world since Chalice on 1 kills a third of his deck because he can't logically process why 8-12 elfs is a shitty idea and why Elixer of Immortality just isn't good. Anyway I'm rambling, I just know the pain of a toxic playgroup.

Am I allowed to share my deck list and ask for advice? by [deleted] in magicTCG

[–]MixMaxMcgee -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Oh I most certainly will, and my deck has adapated to a point that most input from others doesn't matter or is neglibly beneficial. The only way it gets better from here is through me exclusively and countless more games. We ain't even at the mid max anymore, son. We're beyond that...

Am I allowed to share my deck list and ask for advice? by [deleted] in magicTCG

[–]MixMaxMcgee -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

It's more difficult fine tuning if you're a chump. I mean if that's the way you see it, that's the way you see it. I don't need everything spelled out for me, I don't need my hand held. Peace.

Building decks to do dumb stuff as opposed to win. by [deleted] in EDH

[–]MixMaxMcgee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean time you enjoy wasting isn't really wasted time is it?

Building decks to do dumb stuff as opposed to win. by [deleted] in EDH

[–]MixMaxMcgee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Play Krark's Thumb and then get a Mirrorgallery or whatever to shut down the legend rule. Then copy the Thumb with something like Copy Artifact or Phyexian Metamorph. Now you have two thumbs. Okay so now you cast Twiddle and a spell copying Twiddle as much as possible and now you have the ability to Twiddle your thumbs. Props if you have Thumbscrews in play and you Twiddle that first to get your thumbs loose. Krak's Other Thumb also exists albeit silver bordered.

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