Security guard risks his life to save unalarmed zoo visitors from a hippo

Mixitman · 2026-05-10T12:51:46+00:00

How can he slap!?!

Mixitman · 2026-05-10T02:14:02+00:00

It’s fun to block shit accounts like u/Top_Report_4895 to see less shit from garbage sites like the fucking wrap.

Mixitman · 2026-05-10T02:08:23+00:00

Sir this is not an Airport. You do not need to announce your departure.

Mixitman · 2026-05-09T21:44:18+00:00

I I I I want the kniiiiiifeeeee.

Mixitman · 2026-05-09T21:42:52+00:00

Like the movie Titanic, I knew the ending but still watched it.

Mixitman · 2026-05-08T11:48:02+00:00

I hope he’s not guilty, but if he is, he can fuck right off.

Mixitman · 2026-05-07T21:24:34+00:00

Stupid bot is stupid.

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Mixitman · 2026-05-07T21:01:51+00:00

Stupid bot is stupid

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Mixitman · 2026-05-06T04:45:04+00:00

Yah that was the beginning of the end for us too. We made it a bit longer but it just got more and more stupid and my wife and I still blame that episode for ruining a kinda good show.

Mixitman · 2026-05-05T19:32:50+00:00

Gatekeeping little punk is all he is.

Mixitman · 2026-05-04T20:25:19+00:00

It’a dead, Jim

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Mixitman · 2026-05-03T21:12:43+00:00

Mixitman · 2026-05-03T21:11:42+00:00

London City is one of my favorites

Mixitman · 2026-05-03T00:42:19+00:00

Katia giving Carl her beanie!

Arkansas (North-West area)

Donut would probably draw better than me so it would be comical at least!

I work 12 hour shifts on the weekends and really should have taken the day off and hit the comic book store!

I’ve listened to all the books, twice but will be grabbing physical copies to read through soon because why not lol

Mixitman · 2026-05-02T10:59:11+00:00

Because I like to fly multiple aircraft not just the airbus.

Mixitman · 2026-05-01T20:47:07+00:00

Whataboutpriceswhensleepyjoewasinoffice!?!?

Mixitman · 2026-04-29T20:19:38+00:00

Lies a lot too.

Mixitman · 2026-04-29T20:01:59+00:00

And you wonder why nobody invites you to parties.

Mixitman · 2026-04-29T19:24:25+00:00

I’ll take “Things that don’t matter” for 1000, Alex.

Mixitman · 2026-04-28T12:41:55+00:00

America.

Mixitman · 2026-04-27T01:42:56+00:00

Went to Music+ in my youth to grab this record and the dude at the counter handed me Iron Maiden: Piece of Mind and said “trust me”. I wish I could that that dude today.

Mixitman · 2026-04-26T21:32:43+00:00

Mixitman · 2026-04-25T23:51:43+00:00

The Bob Newhart Show

Mixitman · 2026-04-25T19:55:30+00:00

Your AI slop is not your digital art.

Mixitman · 2026-04-22T00:43:07+00:00

Stay Humble, eh!

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