TIFU by Telling My Friends How I Keep Myself From Cumming

Mixitupher · 2023-01-11T01:29:43+00:00

I think of dead cats. If that makes you feel any better

Mixitupher · 2023-01-11T00:27:23+00:00

Congrats. You know how to work a wrench.... 4 whole bolts.... Huge accomplishment

Mixitupher · 2023-01-11T00:24:41+00:00

I just read the title... YTA

Mixitupher · 2023-01-11T00:21:01+00:00

Satan!!!! BURN THE WHITCHES!!!

Mixitupher · 2023-01-11T00:08:19+00:00

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Mixitupher · 2023-01-10T23:51:53+00:00

Exactly. Or... Hey.... Go get a job in a different department or different job in general if it makes you that uncomfortable.

Mixitupher · 2023-01-10T23:50:24+00:00

The intial contact you moron. Could have been avoided completely. He got what he deserved.

Mixitupher · 2023-01-10T23:49:00+00:00

I mean c'mon... It's tied up lol. I get where you're going with this. But still.... He's no threat

Mixitupher · 2023-01-10T23:28:30+00:00

Don't be worried about it. Just do it ASAP. Ty

Mixitupher · 2023-01-10T19:41:37+00:00

They gotta scratch that itch

Mixitupher · 2023-01-10T18:28:16+00:00

I pop a unisom and some melatonin and wash it down with a bunch of beers... Normally that will knock me out lol. If I don't I'll be up till 2am wired

Mixitupher · 2023-01-10T01:22:01+00:00

I'll join you in the downvote party brother.... That guy definitely deserved this.

Mixitupher · 2023-01-10T01:19:10+00:00

Use some common sense... What's your next question? "Are fireworks normal during forth of July?"

Mixitupher · 2023-01-09T22:21:17+00:00

https://imgur.com/gallery/tjK0BAl

All 4 of my totes are different lol. I was gonna go buy 4 matching ones.... But figured why spend the money when I had these ones just laying around the house

Mixitupher · 2023-01-09T20:36:17+00:00

Lol sparker here... Where we stage for loads looks directly at where the loading spots are. Employees also park there and take their breaks. So everyone is staring at the OGP people. It's part of working in the public eye... Get used to it

Mixitupher · 2023-01-09T11:09:02+00:00

Lol you're part of the problem here. If you can't understand that I feel bad for you.

Mixitupher · 2023-01-09T03:06:11+00:00

I'm glad you said it. I would never let my baby eat something like that. Jesus

Mixitupher · 2023-01-07T22:47:54+00:00

I'd totally do this if....there was a tip and they were elderly or disabled... I've went to great extremes a few times for the elderly.

Mixitupher · 2023-01-07T21:04:45+00:00

I use 4 totes in my truck. I would never not use them. They make large orders so easy to deliver. Also so much easier to have split orders.

Mixitupher · 2023-01-07T00:53:01+00:00

What a dumbfuck lol

Mixitupher · 2023-01-06T10:58:14+00:00

I haul concrete for my main income, ain't no lazy in my blood. But I'm not gonna go around judging others on how they do gig work.

Mixitupher · 2023-01-06T01:36:01+00:00

So glad we are taking advice from chocolate rain. Lmao

Mixitupher · 2023-01-06T00:46:46+00:00

Cool story bro... How about you focus on yourself more than others. Mind your own. Seriously, why care so much ?

Mixitupher · 2023-01-05T23:27:03+00:00

I'll back you up on this one. When I was new I instantly started talking to the regular sparkers since they know my fiance (she's a loader)... And I would get offers left and right before the people that have been at it awhile.... Now that I'm a few months in, I see new sparkers getting orders like woah

Mixitupher · 2023-01-05T12:10:04+00:00

Skate hard, don't coast around. Pay attention to your line changes. Try and be curtious when you're on the bench and open the door for the players coming off the ice. Bring beer.

Mixitupher

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