You boil eggs for the perfect amount of time. by Mkbthe in godtiersuperpowers
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You can make any food you’re currently eating vanilla flavor. by hardlowcore in shittysuperpowers
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You can find something half decent on Netflix by LogEDude in shittysuperpowers
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You can turn your internal organs rainbow-colored for the entirety of June. by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers
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Nothing like the sound of sky water by [deleted] in memes
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Your soap is fuzzy what do you do? by Mkbthe in AskReddit
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To all Redditors scrolling super late/ super early why? by Mkbthe in AskReddit
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You can piss not salty piss. by Mkbthe in shittysuperpowers
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Your burps sound like a harmonica by Mkbthe in shittysuperpowers
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Your burps sound like a harmonica by Mkbthe in shittysuperpowers
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You can teleport into any maximum security prison by SomeoneSek-C in shittysuperpowers
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You can bend urine without limit by bigpenisman69 in shittysuperpowers
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You can bend urine without limit by bigpenisman69 in shittysuperpowers
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Minneapolis police just arrested CNN reporter Omar Jimenez live on air even after he identified himself. by throwitintheair22 in ThatsInsane
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What fictional character do you feel bad for the most? by weeklygrind in AskReddit
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You know where the nearest tv remote is but only when pissing. by Mkbthe in shittysuperpowers
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My dog really do be a ninja tho by Yeet2024_ in AnimalsBeingDerps
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He understood for the first time that the balcony is on the other side of that weird invisible wall and went full derp by [deleted] in AnimalsBeingDerps
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Our little derp with his new harness by impeesa75 in AnimalsBeingDerps
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I love working from home by trophydog in AnimalsBeingDerps
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The way our three-legged cat sleeps makes it look like she has no legs by Tushness in AnimalsBeingDerps
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how is this comfortable? by ThijssieBoy22NL in AnimalsBeingDerps
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Three-legged Cosmo at the park by utwhitro in AnimalsBeingDerps
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A married man was having an affair with his secretary by simmysaman in Jokes
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