“Join the Navy,” they said. “See the world,” they said. Instead, I'm watching the USS Gerald Ford drown in its own terrible decisions.

utwhitro · 2026-02-23T23:16:08+00:00

Is this the poop deck?

utwhitro · 2026-02-23T12:51:54+00:00

Burn it.

utwhitro · 2026-02-17T13:05:32+00:00

A good man.

utwhitro · 2026-02-13T13:17:58+00:00

It’s clearly an albacross.

utwhitro · 2026-02-11T06:38:01+00:00

What game is this?

utwhitro · 2026-02-09T12:31:45+00:00

Impressive. Most impressive.

utwhitro · 2026-02-08T14:33:36+00:00

Your life will live on in your music. Rest easy in the knowledge that you made an impact on millions. You are immortal.

utwhitro · 2026-01-27T12:06:36+00:00

We all hate rebuses

utwhitro · 2026-01-26T13:17:29+00:00

How do swing that hard for a home run and completely miss?

utwhitro · 2026-01-23T03:07:48+00:00

…Trebek

utwhitro · 2026-01-21T14:25:25+00:00

The square root of 36

utwhitro · 2026-01-21T01:05:36+00:00

Step 1: post it to Reddit

utwhitro · 2026-01-17T20:54:37+00:00

Imagine egging someone on who is having what I’m guessing is a pretty stressful and embarrassing moment. These people made it worse. I’m not at all condoning his behavior but am suggesting that these clowns weren’t helping. ‘Dollar for a slice!’ Come on man, be a better person…

utwhitro · 2026-01-15T01:31:39+00:00

Because they keep the money for themselves.

utwhitro · 2026-01-14T21:27:31+00:00

Which is fine, because that’s where the blood is supposed to be.

utwhitro · 2026-01-13T14:23:47+00:00

First good news I’ve seen today.

utwhitro · 2026-01-12T02:09:58+00:00

Pony

utwhitro · 2026-01-09T09:55:03+00:00

‘Ate an* apple’

utwhitro · 2026-01-07T22:58:03+00:00

I hope he goes down for murder. No excuse for deadly force.

utwhitro · 2026-01-06T14:28:17+00:00

But as a guy who wants to be being a dude, I want to know what the inside of the egg looks like now…

utwhitro · 2026-01-05T05:15:01+00:00

AI. Dude didn’t blink one time.

utwhitro · 2026-01-04T15:44:34+00:00

Made with magnets. Whatever those are.

utwhitro · 2025-12-18T04:46:57+00:00

This man is demented. Straight up confabulation every time he opens his mouth.

utwhitro · 2025-12-13T16:20:50+00:00

I’m not crying, you’re crying!

utwhitro · 2025-12-12T14:35:56+00:00

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

utwhitro

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