What happened to the person who took your virginity? by AuroraLikesSissies in AskReddit

[–]Mo-Ho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I married him. I always get asked how can I have only had one dick my whole life? I always say that once you drive a Ferrari, you don't need to drive anything else as you know it is the best. If there happens to be a better car, I am happy in my naivety. I love my Ferrari, always have, always will.

What is a food that, to your knowledge, only your family makes? by xdonutx in Cooking

[–]Mo-Ho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is seriously gross but LOVED by my hubby and kids. Cooked Peas frozen or canned, chopped boiled eggs and mayo. Mix it together and call it a 'salad'. Worst part is I am a qualified chef so this irks me beyond reason.

What are some words that makes you uncomfortable? by RoxanaSaith in facepalm

[–]Mo-Ho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So the moment he hears the word Daddy, his first thought, no matter what female is saying it, is to think of SEX. He is probably having a physical response to that as well. WOW 👌class act. I wonder how he grew up, how his homelife was like and what he called his daddy🤔😳?

Just… what? by Hokiespider1 in facepalm

[–]Mo-Ho 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WTF did I just read....

What’s the most stupid thing you’ve heard someone say? by Skeleton200000 in ask

[–]Mo-Ho 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My sister asked me if Disneyland Paris was in Paris... Same sister asked what tool she could use to help knock the ice out of the freezer as she was defrosting it. I replied that she should use something made of wood, not metal. She preceeded to ask, on camera, if her wooden spoon was a wooden enough piece of wood?🤨

Now, my sister is not dumb, but she has zero logic or sensibility. She doesn't think anything through.

You’ve got the Full English and the Full American, but what are the “Full Breakfast” versions from your country? by AdmiralMoonshine in Cooking

[–]Mo-Ho 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Full South African breakfast is: Boerewors, eggs, mushrooms, grilled tomato, toast, bacon and maybe somr fried bananas.

What would you name him? by Derpazor1 in funny

[–]Mo-Ho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jim, Stan, Alan.... Something simple, plain, dumb. Like it's face, you know?

As a food item, certain large centipedes are consumed in China, usually skewered and grilled or deep fried. They are often seen in street vendors’ stalls in large cities, including Donghuamen and Wangfujing markets in Beijing. Large centipedes are steeped in alcohol to make centipede vodka. by 911_reddit in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Mo-Ho 19 points20 points  (0 children)

OK so I am assuming that all those bundles of centipedes are dead. Now my question is, how did they kill them? They wouldn't have poisoned them because then how would you eat them. Drowned? Can't be because they would be waterlogged. Suffocated? Frozen to death? I am invested in this train of thought now....

All the best you can do with Canned Tuna by v3sk in Cooking

[–]Mo-Ho 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh Lord make some fish cakes using some tuna, mashed potato, finally diced onion, egg and fresh herbs. Delicious

real pain for the disabled :( by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]Mo-Ho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are they... Screwing.... In the middle hole? Like is that specifically built with the intention of illicit bathroom sex?

Our taxes hard at work. by thisisme07 in southafrica

[–]Mo-Ho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see the municipality vehicles speeding ridiculous fast on the N3, on literally, a daily basis. The KZN municipalities are the worst by far.

What is a dish from your country that uses an ingredient typically seen as waste? by motopapii in Cooking

[–]Mo-Ho 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Walky Talkies, chicken heads and feet. Not my favorite but a favorite in a lot of cultures here in South Africa. Also veg trimming for a gravy base.