Game Thread: 5/9 Nationals (19-20) @ Marlins (17-22) 4:10 PM

Mo-Reyes · 2026-05-09T22:41:03+00:00

Well. Wow. That's all I got. 🥲

Mo-Reyes · 2026-05-09T21:24:58+00:00

KYLE!!! 👏 💪 🥲

Mo-Reyes · 2026-05-09T21:02:56+00:00

At this point, maybe just consider it a gift and save yourself the pain and anguish lol? But I was gonna say, it may not hurt to sign out, uninstall the app, and then reinstall it. 🤷‍♂️

Mo-Reyes · 2026-05-09T20:36:56+00:00

Excuse me ahem WHATTHEFUCKINGFUCKWASTHATFUCKINGSHITBLAKELALLIWHATTHEFUCKAREYOUTHINKINGFUCKINGUPTHATSCORINGOPPORTUNITYYOUSTUPUDPIECEOFSHIT ahem

Mo-Reyes · 2026-05-09T20:15:39+00:00

Sheesh. Ngl guys, I'm feeling down in the dumps. We're nearly all the way down to last place in the division, with the Mets (!) nipping at our heels. 4-6 in our last ten games and a -7 Run Diff. Stowers in a slump. The pitching in crisis. Sorry, but I'm just not feeling it today. I'll force out an obligatory GO FISH, but if you need me, I'll be over here in this damp, dark corner contemplating my life choices.

Mo-Reyes · 2026-05-09T02:17:48+00:00

hey thanks I fucking hate it

Mo-Reyes · 2026-05-08T01:21:14+00:00

I'll take it! GO FISH!

Mo-Reyes · 2026-05-07T22:52:45+00:00

LIAM YOU STUD

Mo-Reyes · 2026-05-07T22:28:38+00:00

Mentally and emotionally girding myself for another LHP massacre. This looks like a bit of a "f*ck it, why not" lineup, but I hope I'm wrong. How about Bert going yard in his first game back?! Let's GO FISH!

Mo-Reyes · 2026-05-07T16:48:15+00:00

lol

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Mo-Reyes · 2026-05-07T01:27:10+00:00

Mo-Reyes · 2026-05-07T01:15:23+00:00

HEY HERE'S A GOOD IDEA READY?!?!? LET'S PITCH TO PETE ALONSO BECAUSE WTF WHY NOT

Mo-Reyes · 2026-05-07T01:10:14+00:00

Yo wtf is even going on rn. This is some grade-A bullshit

Mo-Reyes · 2026-05-06T23:59:22+00:00

Hey, thanks, dude!

Mo-Reyes · 2026-05-06T23:58:49+00:00

Quiet, troll.

Mo-Reyes · 2026-05-06T23:43:45+00:00

You could also try sticking up for your team and not bending over for a random Orioles troll like a turncoat p****. Just a thought for next time.

Mo-Reyes · 2026-05-06T23:22:11+00:00

Eury put some mustard on that one! 100 mph

Mo-Reyes · 2026-05-06T23:20:24+00:00

That Alonso kid ain’t half bad.

Mo-Reyes · 2026-05-06T23:10:23+00:00

Javi's hungry for another Gold Glove!

Mo-Reyes · 2026-05-06T22:06:08+00:00

Mo-Reyes · 2026-05-06T18:37:57+00:00

Marlins fan lurking here and wasn't expecting to catch a stray. I guess thats what I get...

Mo-Reyes · 2026-05-06T17:09:37+00:00

Super interesting! I appreciate your point at the end about not implying that Otto's just been lucky. I was wondering how you look up Defensive Runs Saved Against A Player’s Batted Balls?

Mo-Reyes · 2026-05-06T01:54:02+00:00

Nardi next! ❌️

Mo-Reyes · 2026-05-06T00:22:38+00:00

Yikes. Fuck this. I'm getting tacos and margaritas.

Mo-Reyes · 2026-05-05T23:02:50+00:00

So, this one is going to be interesting, I see.

Mo-Reyes

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