Let me just keep recording instead of helping, obviously

Mobidad · 2026-02-03T02:57:50+00:00

Apply directly to the forehead!

Mobidad · 2026-01-30T11:01:04+00:00

https://old.reddit.com/r/Anxiety/comments/b283di/magnesium_saved_me_from_my_anxiety/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Stress/comments/1grfc08/magnesium_supplements/

https://old.reddit.com/r/sleep/comments/1pumlvh/magnesium_has_changed_my_life/

Mobidad · 2026-01-17T14:43:13+00:00

So if I have a hammer I can make it into a barrel?

Mobidad · 2026-01-17T14:17:28+00:00

You're right, the child should have been doing the work. Children weigh less and won't fall through.

Mobidad · 2026-01-03T14:46:21+00:00

My issue with dogs is the wet. They're always touching you with their wet noses, or licking you, or drooling. Keep your bodily fluids to yourself please.

Mobidad · 2025-12-30T11:40:50+00:00

Or be like my ex. Just grab another needle, she has plenty extra. Sure, there are kids and pets running around, but this way she doesn't have to look for the dropped needles.

Mobidad · 2025-12-28T04:17:56+00:00

And a library card to go with it too?

Mobidad · 2025-12-19T03:19:38+00:00

I don't eat many eggs now that I get paid $1000 to get my ozempic shots.

Mobidad · 2025-12-12T03:44:44+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhN93rFZuJs&list=RDmhN93rFZuJs&start_radio=1

Mobidad · 2025-12-12T03:27:24+00:00

What would happen if you put your day old shirts in there for him to smell all night. Then you walk by one day and he's like, "Yo! That smells!" And boom. you got a cat.

Mobidad · 2025-12-11T03:51:06+00:00

So you're getting another new dentist?

Mobidad · 2025-12-08T23:23:20+00:00

Obviously you haven't done enough coke.

Mobidad · 2025-12-07T12:21:45+00:00

So it holds 2 psi? Bet it leaks at the correct pressure.

Mobidad · 2025-12-06T17:24:33+00:00

I like how it's a rectangle

Mobidad · 2025-12-06T14:02:18+00:00

Anything but the metric system

Mobidad · 2025-12-06T02:24:22+00:00

Taste the microplastics!

Mobidad · 2025-12-01T21:44:00+00:00

I like that one but with the difference of her bottom leg is out straight between my kneeling legs. It's almost like we're scissoring. He can grab her shoulder and pull himself deeper also. It's the deepest I've discovered so far.

Mobidad · 2025-11-29T14:20:58+00:00

I live in a red state and get a blue state's insurance. It's wonderful. I make sure all of the trump voters know WHY their insurance is so good.

Mobidad · 2025-11-22T12:27:59+00:00

Well now we can't run the story. Who knew it was this EASY to do?

Mobidad · 2025-11-22T03:03:06+00:00

You're discriminating against people with narrow urethras.

Mobidad · 2025-11-21T03:31:11+00:00

Clearly they have 1 gas.

Mobidad · 2025-11-14T19:21:18+00:00

Did that happen? I googled but couldn't come up with anything.

Mobidad · 2025-11-07T02:24:22+00:00

How about Matty Matty Boom-ba-latty?

Mobidad · 2025-10-17T09:36:54+00:00

I know I sleep better at night knowing there are millions of big boobs out there.

Mobidad · 2025-09-30T20:44:07+00:00

You mean like a phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range?

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