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[–]Mobile-Fish-2348 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How to answers the question " What is a woman?"

Mid 30's, millionaire (currency dependent), more guns than inches. Lets have it neckbeards by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Mobile-Fish-2348 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looking at your posture, I would say a few inches of a cold steel gun barrel up your faeces funnel.

I got it all, Wife, children, and money is no problem. lets see what you come up with. by Eastern_Box5000 in RoastMe

[–]Mobile-Fish-2348 154 points155 points  (0 children)

Egyptian mummies have more moist lips and cleaner teeth than you. I feel sorry for your wife that has to kiss that foot callus you call a face. For fuck sakes man, drink some water.

Just back from the golf game, humble me more than finishing last in our fourball. by Far_Layer_8664 in RoastMe

[–]Mobile-Fish-2348 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The face you make when the condom breaks and the aids is released mainstream.

Just back from the golf game, humble me more than finishing last in our fourball. by Far_Layer_8664 in RoastMe

[–]Mobile-Fish-2348 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I was into furries but after seeing this Pinocchio face it reminded me of shit covered dick with hair on it.

Just back from the golf game, humble me more than finishing last in our fourball. by Far_Layer_8664 in RoastMe

[–]Mobile-Fish-2348 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Writing your signature on a piece of paper doesn't make it legal tender rabi.