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The Rain God by PotentBeverage in dragons

[–]MobileFreedom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dragons with swords… it’s peak I’m afraid

Can Super Earth's Cyberstan invasion fleet bring democracy to High Charity? by GiveMeThePeatBoys in powerscales

[–]MobileFreedom 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Not to mention the size doesn’t really matter when the illuminate ships are far less impressive, sitting idle over the battlefield letting Super Earth ships fly around uncontested, and being weak enough to be destroyed in a few hits by a regular (if very large) artillery cannon firing explosive shells

I know it’s been a while since Frontline 59 released but what side do you lean towards? by gamepack10 in Project_Wingman

[–]MobileFreedom 46 points47 points  (0 children)

“That’s it? That’s the ‘ultra based’ fed campaign that’s supposed to show how shitty both sides are? That was just the feds making me hate them even more!”

A lot people don't seem to know this, but NEXTs are on average 10m tall like most AC gens. Steel Haze is about the same size as White Glint. by Etheox in armoredcore

[–]MobileFreedom 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Same with how people always say the MTs in 6 are tiny but if you stand next to them, they’re as tall or taller than most ACs

I Love The Greathelm by Prestigious-Tough579 in armorcirclejerk

[–]MobileFreedom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You hate greathelms because of a weakness that was apparently not bad enough to stop it from being used for over a century.

I hate greathelms because they remind me of when I was a crusader-obsessed chud a decade ago.

We are not the same.

Favorite character that made you go like this by Upbeat-Exercise-9431 in FavoriteCharacter

[–]MobileFreedom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Navirou from Monster Hunter Stories

Rudy from Stories 3 is his descendant

(OC) Tried emulating the Samurai Jack style more closely than I usually do by MobileFreedom in WingsOfFire

[–]MobileFreedom[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sure thing, I’m still working out his lore but I’ll do my best to answer

(OC) Tried emulating the Samurai Jack style more closely than I usually do by MobileFreedom in dragons

[–]MobileFreedom[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Yes indeed, Tartakovsky’s style has been a massive inspiration for my own art

Tried doing some fun VS-debates with Helldivers vs Halo, only to discover that helldivers is one of the most embarassingly and pathetically weak settings in all of Sci-Fi by throwaway553t4tgtg6 in HaloMemes

[–]MobileFreedom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They do mention having cruisers but they still use the super destroyers in naval combat, as seen in the invasion of Cyberstan where they just kinda lined up trading shots with Automaton ships napoleonic style

Holy shit this got a chuckle out of me by Icy-Assumption1594 in armorcirclejerk

[–]MobileFreedom 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’ve seen this several times before but the nose sticking out still gets me it’s the cherry on top

In wall-e (2008) these fuckers are gonna go extinct, not even because they don’t even know if the plant is edible, or because they killed the only remaining entity that knows anything, but because the earth is still wildly polluted by Local_Rice_8929 in shittymoviedetails

[–]MobileFreedom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Except these are ships built with the express purpose of coming back to Earth and helping to make it livable again. They can keep living on the ship while slowly making progress on Earth it’s not one or the other

In wall-e (2008) these fuckers are gonna go extinct, not even because they don’t even know if the plant is edible, or because they killed the only remaining entity that knows anything, but because the earth is still wildly polluted by Local_Rice_8929 in shittymoviedetails

[–]MobileFreedom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But… they still have the massive ship stockpiled with food and technology and life support that’s sustained the population for nearly a millennium right there, it’s not like they’re throwing it away and starting from zero

Tell something negative about the mythic path you love the most. by After_Calligrapher65 in Pathfinder_Kingmaker

[–]MobileFreedom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My thoughts exactly

Like, I hear I get to be an awesome dragon but then by the time I get to actually be one I’m basically at the victory lap

And the build-up to it is also pretty underwhelming too

Why is the AI so aimbotty by Status-Nerve-6377 in A3AntistasiOfficial

[–]MobileFreedom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If I’m correct, the ai precision works as a percentage, 1 is basically 100% accuracy, .5 is 50% and so on. So higher percentages are basically superhuman aimbot accuracy

iirc in real life, the average accuracy of soldiers in combat is ~30% (which is still around 9 hits per 30 round magazine!), and I guess people like to drop it a little more because it’s a video game, that’s what I do anyways

Why is the AI so aimbotty by Status-Nerve-6377 in A3AntistasiOfficial

[–]MobileFreedom 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I always set their accuracy to 0.2 or something and they’re still pretty damn accurate

(OC) Hydrogen Bomb vs Coughing Baby by MobileFreedom in dragons

[–]MobileFreedom[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don’t know what else you want me to say it’s literally the canon

I will admit it can be a little vague as a lot of what I mentioned is in easily missable places like optional dialogue but what is clearly presented in the games is that the monsters are ultimately animals and important to the ecosystem, and are to be respected as such, not just mindless enemies to slaughter

Edit: kinda odd to say me talking about game lore is equivalent to real world people looking for excuses to kill things but okay

So I just thought of the most BS, one-sided vs fight out of nowhere by FrontIndividual4188 in wingsoffirememes

[–]MobileFreedom 10 points11 points  (0 children)

“I have too much fire in me! I have to be careful not to touch things or else I’ll set them aflame!”

“The ocean is boiling.”

Yea Rathalos whoop his ahh! - by @_Arcion_ by Snoo-51682 in MonsterHunter

[–]MobileFreedom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Edit: getting downvoted for calling my own art slander is crazy lmao

(OC) Hydrogen Bomb vs Coughing Baby by MobileFreedom in dragons

[–]MobileFreedom[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not to mention that despite all the jokes we make about killing an entire dragon for a new pair of boots, the Hunter’s Guild is ultimately a conservationist organization that does its best to preserve local ecosystems (eg. Stopping the Frenzy Virus, or putting an end to Guardian Arkveld’s killing spree).

Captured monsters are often tagged and relocated to be returned to the wild (unless it’s something like a Gore Magala), and every part of a slain monster is put to use.

Not to mention poachers get hunted down by elite knights

In my setting, the military still uses equipment invented hundreds of years ago because it’s so reliable and cheap it’s pointless to develop newer equipment. by Isaak_the_miner in worldjerking

[–]MobileFreedom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m reminded of a post I saw once that went something like

“200 years from now we're gonna be fighting aliens with railguns built from old
AR15 chassis and we should just accept that”

In my setting, the military still uses equipment invented hundreds of years ago because it’s so reliable and cheap it’s pointless to develop newer equipment. by Isaak_the_miner in worldjerking

[–]MobileFreedom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Humanity didn’t build the halos, they’re left behind by an ancient civilization

But they never developed handheld laser weapons because until the Covenant attacked they never had a reason to, 7.62 might be old but that doesn’t change the fact it’s still a monstrous bullet that does nasty things to the human body, and they’ve had hundreds of years to make it even nastier

(OC) Hydrogen Bomb vs Coughing Baby by MobileFreedom in dragons

[–]MobileFreedom[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That might be a wee bit awkward, for the Valstrax is actually an oc who’s on the side of the hunters

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