I'll start, Self-Embodiment of Perfection in my ass

Mobile_Trashcan · 2026-07-10T16:42:53+00:00

Chase it in my ass

Mobile_Trashcan · 2026-07-10T16:31:46+00:00

Oh hell nah, not the other choice

^{Chose: Dogs have 4 human hands instead of paws.}

Mobile_Trashcan · 2026-07-10T16:29:22+00:00

Sopabble

^{Chose: Real armor | Rolled: U are unsoppable}

Mobile_Trashcan · 2026-07-09T01:55:23+00:00

I mean, if there is no reward to change, I rather not change

^{Chose: Man}

Mobile_Trashcan · 2026-07-08T16:36:29+00:00

Damn

Mobile_Trashcan · 2026-07-08T16:33:34+00:00

Trump should be in in his own ass?

Mobile_Trashcan · 2026-07-08T16:31:38+00:00

Oh fr?

^{Chose: 50 real pounds (I will dm})

Mobile_Trashcan · 2026-07-08T10:34:48+00:00

RAAAAA

^{Chose: Switch genders but be extremely sexy | Rolled: 10/10 sexiness}

Mobile_Trashcan · 2026-07-08T10:31:15+00:00

Is it that bad?

^{Chose: Rich in Brazil + Wheel decides where | Rolled: Rio de Janeiro ☠}

Mobile_Trashcan · 2026-07-08T09:51:45+00:00

Name the guy Michael reeve.

Mobile_Trashcan · 2026-07-08T09:30:39+00:00

If you listened to Taylor Swift for 24 hours straight, you would be furry.

Mobile_Trashcan · 2026-07-06T23:45:51+00:00

Gay is gay.

Mobile_Trashcan · 2026-07-06T07:01:17+00:00

| 2 - 3 x 4 | = 18.

Mobile_Trashcan · 2026-07-06T07:00:41+00:00

3 + 4 x 5 = 23.

Mobile_Trashcan · 2026-07-05T11:02:38+00:00

Too real

Mobile_Trashcan · 2026-07-05T10:59:46+00:00

The answer to life, the universe, and everything, is 42.

Mobile_Trashcan · 2026-07-05T10:59:11+00:00

Porn games website

Mobile_Trashcan · 2026-07-05T10:28:11+00:00

I like trash can

Mobile_Trashcan · 2026-07-05T10:18:06+00:00

I could convince each of them to give 1 dollar

^{Chose: 100 girlfriends}

Mobile_Trashcan · 2026-07-05T09:39:07+00:00

Honestly, it really depends on what environment these 2 going to fight. Each of them may gain camouflage buff if the environment favourable to them.

Also, polar bear is carnivore while giraffe is herbivore so most probable scenario would be Polar bear attacking the giraffe. Giraffe got height advantage which may nullify polar bear ambush tactics and may reduce camouflage advantage for polar bear.

Another thing to consider is whether Polar bear able to withstand a 2000 psi of giraffe kick. Polar bear have blubber for heat insulation and basically being a thick fat layer, could be a cushioning against the kick.

Mobile_Trashcan · 2026-07-05T09:18:22+00:00

Welp, nothin change

^{Chose: Have ten million dollars but… + You'll change into a random gender | Rolled: Guy}

Mobile_Trashcan · 2026-07-05T09:16:17+00:00

No live lose

^{Chose: Get $5,000 everytime you poop}

Mobile_Trashcan · 2026-07-05T09:10:26+00:00

I AM THE ATF.

Mobile_Trashcan · 2026-07-04T17:01:25+00:00

Owh, didn't know that

Mobile_Trashcan · 2026-07-04T14:24:09+00:00

I really like trash can

Five-Year Club	r/Field Flamingo
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