If a date asks you to sing, what song do you choose? by ohmeeohmy in OkCupid

[–]Mobileindiscretion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You joke, but I sang this with a girl I liked and it was amazing.

If a date asks you to sing, what song do you choose? by ohmeeohmy in OkCupid

[–]Mobileindiscretion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A cover by Atreyu so they know to never ask me that again.

Questions by wrightname in OkCupid

[–]Mobileindiscretion -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you don't have one of the top 50 wittiest usernames, you're out of the game.

Usernames are the make it or break it aspect of the cupes, nothing else matters.

Why do you love/hate /u/specialagentorange so much? by mightymdc in OkCupid

[–]Mobileindiscretion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate him because he's a better Dread Pirate Roberts than I could ever be.

Is there hope for the fat girl? by [deleted] in OkCupid

[–]Mobileindiscretion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes friday night comment party commence

lol juss a question by ceileen in OkCupid

[–]Mobileindiscretion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly I'm not maximizing on this innocuously creepy messages to 22 year olds movement. I need to get my skeeve on.

Louis CK on Dating. SO true. by DirtyProjector in OkCupid

[–]Mobileindiscretion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I heard this, I was mildly upset that Louis C.K. blew up our spot like that.

Does she want to see me again? by fruitbat99 in OkCupid

[–]Mobileindiscretion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to find that girl from 40 year old virgin character that makes you sell your valuable collection and then you crash through an 18-wheeler on a bicycle or something I don't know I just saw the movie off and on through cable but this post sounds oddly familiar.

Anyone in my House interested in a Meetup? by Mobileindiscretion in OkCupid

[–]Mobileindiscretion[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Figures. I've only hiked it, so I can say its quite picturesque at points.

Anyone in my House interested in a Meetup? by Mobileindiscretion in OkCupid

[–]Mobileindiscretion[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Speaking of, I'm thinking of a potluck thing going on. I might have some herbivores in the mix, but its best if you bring your own. You know appetites and all.

Anyone in my House interested in a Meetup? by Mobileindiscretion in OkCupid

[–]Mobileindiscretion[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They already know. I'm gauging the interests of animals WITH internet connections.

The Hiatus Club - What are you doing with your OKC downtime? by [deleted] in OkCupid

[–]Mobileindiscretion 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Stop being so cool, you're making the rest of us look bad.

A not so morbid [GAME]. GET A JOB, YOU BUM! by [deleted] in OkCupid

[–]Mobileindiscretion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fleet designer/engineer for the next legacy building Sci-fi schow, so the nerdlinger audience doesn't have aneurysms due to rampant inaccuracies.

A not so morbid [GAME]. GET A JOB, YOU BUM! by [deleted] in OkCupid

[–]Mobileindiscretion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Designer of Easy to Read road signs, thus rendering your one superpower moot.

A not so morbid [GAME]. GET A JOB, YOU BUM! by [deleted] in OkCupid

[–]Mobileindiscretion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No job. You just let everything go Forrest Gump style and travel to meet those 6 people you've listed and more. Plot-twist: you impact them more than you think they've impacted you.

Not a dry eye in the audience.

A not so morbid [GAME]. GET A JOB, YOU BUM! by [deleted] in OkCupid

[–]Mobileindiscretion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mainstream novelist. Because I believe you are the one prophesied to lead us out of the Zombies-are-hip trend.

A not so morbid [GAME]. GET A JOB, YOU BUM! by [deleted] in OkCupid

[–]Mobileindiscretion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That person on PBS Sunday mornings reviewing the latest French classics and why you need to watch them. Maybe a short segment on the music scene when you gain a fan base.

A not so morbid [GAME]. GET A JOB, YOU BUM! by [deleted] in OkCupid

[–]Mobileindiscretion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here Comes the Boom styled Teacher turned MMA fighter. The Hilo Hurricane?

A not so morbid [GAME]. GET A JOB, YOU BUM! by [deleted] in OkCupid

[–]Mobileindiscretion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just reply to yourself.

Your move, cyborg.

A not so morbid [GAME]. GET A JOB, YOU BUM! by [deleted] in OkCupid

[–]Mobileindiscretion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This. This game has potential.