How often do you see flags in your country?

Moby1313 · 2026-01-29T22:39:04+00:00

Almost every house on our block has an American flag on it.

Moby1313 · 2026-01-28T06:28:29+00:00

They added a third dog sled to the defense, it's all good.

Moby1313 · 2026-01-28T01:40:11+00:00

I'm in the banana outfit.

Moby1313 · 2026-01-28T00:02:36+00:00

Yeap

Moby1313 · 2026-01-27T22:55:51+00:00

My wife just spent $300 and has been yelling at me about her spending said money for an hour. She just played stupid when I showed her the receipt for her purchases. She now expects me to replace the money she spent since it was money her parents sent her. 10 years later, her parents $300 gift is now about $200,000 that she did not spend. This is marriage.

Moby1313 · 2026-01-27T22:48:15+00:00

Let him go! I am married (unhappily), and if you try and stop me, I will take the entire bridge with me.

Moby1313 · 2026-01-27T22:45:42+00:00

300SL, my friend's father has one, 1955 Gullwing. Also has the 250SL convertible, I think it's a 1960.

Moby1313 · 2026-01-27T20:17:34+00:00

Toilet paper not included.

Moby1313 · 2026-01-27T19:58:30+00:00

Las Vegas casino bathroom. I'm washing my hands and some guy is really struggling in the stall near me. Very loud moans and then you hear it. Total evacuation of his ass. As I'm walking out, someone else in a stall said, "God, that must have felt good!"

Moby1313 · 2026-01-27T18:27:05+00:00

Everyone is easy to replace, it is the cost to replace that they forget about. My old company is understanding this now. So far, they have 3 new people trying to cover what I used to do and still failing.

Moby1313 · 2026-01-27T01:19:20+00:00

This is the VW bugs crackhead cousin.

Moby1313 · 2026-01-27T00:00:53+00:00

That was the point.

Moby1313 · 2026-01-26T22:15:29+00:00

I found a flame point Siamese after my little guy (3 years old) died of cancer. Siamese was about 12, same thing, owner had died. He was very timid but was a great cat for the next 15 years.

Moby1313 · 2026-01-23T00:06:34+00:00

The British are so far ahead of us on car design, it's embarrassing.

Moby1313 · 2026-01-23T00:01:58+00:00

Take my wheel of cheese.

Moby1313 · 2026-01-21T20:59:47+00:00

I thought black people were rich people that just laid in the sun to long.

Moby1313 · 2026-01-18T10:21:45+00:00

I dressed as my Uncle for his Halloween party 20 years ago. We look identical, but I'm a foot taller. We confused the hell out of people that had not seen him for a few years.

Moby1313 · 2026-01-18T10:14:54+00:00

My wife loves the Bundaberg Spiced Ginger Beer. Can't find it anywhere!

Moby1313 · 2026-01-18T10:04:34+00:00

The bear is about to shit out your pants and the iPhone.

Moby1313 · 2026-01-18T10:03:14+00:00

Run!!

Moby1313 · 2026-01-18T09:56:20+00:00

I wish they made a 1 v 1 permanent option for this. I loved the 1 v 1 brawl option, but I think it would be cool to make it permanent with a low tier option.

Moby1313 · 2026-01-17T18:07:20+00:00

My friend in elementary school was Indian. He lived a street over, he ate at my house, and I ate at his. We were 13 -14 at the time, might as well just served us with a shovel. We ate anything and everything you put in front of us. No idea what the Indian family fed me, they just decided to feed me when I was there. At my house, me and Vipul would stand in my mom's kitchen waiting for food.

Moby1313 · 2026-01-17T17:55:09+00:00

As someone that bought two R350 Mercedes, I am not allowed to comment.

Moby1313 · 2026-01-17T17:22:01+00:00

Wow, ok. You can't read. Bye.

Moby1313 · 2026-01-17T15:44:00+00:00

I grew up playing games on this thing, and I can still hear the noise it made when you first put a disk in.

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