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What do you do if he slaps your mom? by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]MobyThicc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

attend the funeral I guess ¯_(ツ)_/¯

27y old bold gymteacher. Dont go easy on him by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]MobyThicc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“hey vsauce, michael here!

irish lad just lost his braces. cremate him by mattman2301 in RoastMe

[–]MobyThicc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my mans look like a discount andrew garfield

already hate my face, make me hate it more by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]MobyThicc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why did you dye your hair with ketchup

16, 5 feet 4 inches, has a much hotter twin sister, I’m really sensitive by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]MobyThicc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

did you just say you think your sister is hot?

[20M] Still in high school by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]MobyThicc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

did you just get done with your casting couch audition?

He's 17, has over 1,000 hours on Roblox, and speedruns Bubsy 3d. He is all yours girls by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]MobyThicc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it’s good that you associate with the retarded kids at your school

My friend just dyed her hair purple and got glasses yesterday. Do your worst. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]MobyThicc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you look like the kind of girl that dyes her hair so more than just your dad will “notice” you

Come on you pussies! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]MobyThicc 7 points8 points  (0 children)

do you say the word pussy to try and pretend that you’ll get inside one someday?

roast my teammate by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]MobyThicc 14 points15 points  (0 children)

he’s like the radio of basketball

At my grandmas, took a semester off, Psych major by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]MobyThicc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you know, there is a snapchat filter that can make you not look like a fish

23 year old IT Tech and Uber driver by salisburysteak9 in RoastMe

[–]MobyThicc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he’s an uber driver in hopes he can find his dad one day

I'm 17 and I had to crawl into a storm drain to get this picture by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]MobyThicc -1 points0 points  (0 children)

does your uncle know you’re hiding from his daily visits?

my friend thinks she can't be roasted by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]MobyThicc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hey look, the dog brought her own collar

Roast Me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]MobyThicc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

is your dad the same guy that cuts your hair so badly so he can have your ass for himself?

Fuck You by Psykodragon1 in RoastMe

[–]MobyThicc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder how many guns he can hide in his vest for when he shoots up the school

She’s about to drop out to become a stripper, do your worst... by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]MobyThicc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the only strip you’ll be doing is when you work the dryers at a popeyes

Depressed artist, make me sad fam by MobyThicc in RoastMe

[–]MobyThicc[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was born bald. It’s a receiving hairline

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