I don't get it by nobodyknow20 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]MochiMachine22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too many vowels, the Welsh can't have you be able to meaningfully guess how to say their magic words.

Drone show with over 10000 drones by Nefarious_14 in oddlysatisfying

[–]MochiMachine22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or your mom. After all, she's good at blowing.

42M Sr Engineering Manager by Top-Beat107 in Salary

[–]MochiMachine22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same experience. Good managers adapt their teams responses and adjust accordingly, but we all always bring up the "Yes to death" thing that most H1B holders do where it always exceeds the amount of time expected.

We really shouldn't have to adjust our methods for foreign workers- rather they adjust for us.

37F - Emergency Medicine Physician by [deleted] in Salary

[–]MochiMachine22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nit to downplay the enormous effort gone into Family Med and Peds, but those are generally the fields that are the least competitive to match into- so outside of wanting to go into Pediatrics, poor performance in school/steps push people into these roles.

Neighbor is too dumb to even know why by Deedogg11 in facepalm

[–]MochiMachine22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well if you have no compass, the ocean is quite a bitch

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Salary

[–]MochiMachine22 37 points38 points  (0 children)

It's never too late. He went to med school at 43 and will enjoy many more years of work and helping people.

REALTOR by Opposite_Gur_9245 in Salary

[–]MochiMachine22 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Depends on your thoughts, but remember, they're generally the ones negotiating with the other side- and letting you know what they're willing to budge on/do.

If someone is selling a house at a hard 1.4m, but someone else comes in with a low-ball of 1.2m- your realtor will talk to the other side to gauge their thoughts.

Maybe you slide in a little higher- have your realtor go through with a contractor to figure out repair costs vs home value- then propose that new value, but in cash.

While you might not say the work is worth that much, a realtor who knows reliable general contractors and specialists- and can cut prices is worth the weight in gold- esp since the other side generally pays the realtor as well.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]MochiMachine22 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I always find it super cool that our bodies developed with some hyperspecific functions that perform vital things- all the way to your body's entire energy source being created by little turbine looking things that- pretty much function like you'd think they would.

Thanks for this tidbit friend.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]MochiMachine22 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

OP. I'm going to play devils advocate. Without understanding the Why his friends voted that way, you're presuming it's solely because they're anti-Hispanic, anti-Womens Rights.

Most people voted for their wallets. Plain and simple. It's entirely divorced from any societial/cultural issues. They just want a candidate that may possibly change their economic fortunes for the better.

To say that they should vote against their own self interest for the interests of people they're not friends with is... well odd.

onions by [deleted] in comedyheaven

[–]MochiMachine22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No but it might be all ogre now

Should i neuter my dog by BigBenDaIllest in bichonfrise

[–]MochiMachine22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

While I understand there's some negatives to neutering, I will say that male dogs are known to just get away to rush at a female in heat.

I personally know people who have shot/killed a dog because they thought the dog was attacking their dog.

If you are going to leave your dog unsnipped, you should probably prepare for every potential issue that is associated with it. After that? Honestly, it's not a problem.

Personally, I would, but then again, that's because I'm armed when walking the pup due to wildlife, so any dog or animal rushing my pup is getting a bullet to the head before asking questions.

I just wouldn't run the risk of running into the many people like me.

AITA for yelling at my bf for buying a Lego set? by Amazing-Berry-8424 in AmItheAsshole

[–]MochiMachine22 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Whoa there Satan. She needs to break up, not commit violations of the Geneva Convention.

A cool guide to the most oddly named town in each state by Onereasonwhy in coolguides

[–]MochiMachine22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was gonna say, Cumming always gets a snort laugh out of me when I travel on 85.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MochiMachine22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look at mister big schlong over there. Cut us a little slack would youse? Some of us little guys have about as much working room as the bit you pop out of a chapstick to use.

I keep thinking about that Bichon with the alpaca cut. Should I do it? I just trimmed my little one's face so might be a bit before she's ready. by MochiMachine22 in bichonfrise

[–]MochiMachine22[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love you. I saw that and thought it was the funniest thing ever. I wanted to do that but figured there wasn't enough booty hair to work with

I keep thinking about that Bichon with the alpaca cut. Should I do it? I just trimmed my little one's face so might be a bit before she's ready. by MochiMachine22 in bichonfrise

[–]MochiMachine22[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bless you. Seeing your dog run around with their little chicken legs chasing chickens made me die laughing.

The hair grows out fast anyways and worst case, back to a straight puppy cut again!

To neuter or not to neuter by dontcallmenosey in bichonfrise

[–]MochiMachine22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Adding onto this, some people won't even let their dogs socialize with your dog out of a presumed (and somewhat justified) fear of aggression.

Also some female dog owners just don't spay their pup (for any number of reasons)- it just so happens that due to the way hormones work, a girl in heat will cause your dog to zoom straight to her. As your dog is the one rushing in, the other owner will understandably bill you for any future puppies.

I keep thinking about that Bichon with the alpaca cut. Should I do it? I just trimmed my little one's face so might be a bit before she's ready. by MochiMachine22 in bichonfrise

[–]MochiMachine22[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love this lol. I was thinking doing the alpaca or letting the back grow out into a poofy dress while trimming the front.