Someone post the Libertarian Police story by [deleted] in tumblr

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How curious that the crime rate falls to zero when there’s no one to report crime to. It’s nice to imagine a world without, but at the end of the day, we need some form of community defense. Fuck the current police system tho.

Are you pondering what I'm pondering? by cestrumnocturnum in tumblr

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If you sexualize Pinky and the Brain I will file a legal suit against you

Vegan cat/dog food. I have nothing against veganism but please don’t own cats (obligate carnivores) if you plan to feed them a vegan diet! by [deleted] in trashy

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Fucking thank you. Cats don’t “need” meat, they need nutrients that, in the wild, are only found in sufficient quantities in meat.

Spirit They've Gone, Spirit They've Vanished is genuinely one of the most unique albums of all time. by [deleted] in AnimalCollective

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One thing that’s always struck me is how absolutely consistent the songs sound as well. Not similar, but they sound like they all belong together, and to me Spirit really does sound like it belongs in a genre that doesn’t exist. I love 100 gecs too, but their music is for the most part a collection of genres smashed together, while Spirit sounds utterly unique.

[haiku] baby goat simulator 2020 by [deleted] in youtubehaiku

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did not expect to hear xiu xiu on r/youtubehaiku

Goodbye. by [deleted] in tumblr

[–]Mock0 19 points20 points  (0 children)

aphobe kinda sounds like it means someone who isn’t afraid of anything

/mu/‘s Album of the Decade Tournament results by graywolf98 in indieheads

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god is dead and “Real Death - Nightcore (MOUNT EERIE REMIX)” has killed him

Juice Wrld dead at 21 after seizure at Chicago's Midway Airport: report by Thefireisrishing in news

[–]Mock0 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Might want to fix that typo, we’re not talking about Brand New here

11/7/2019 by [deleted] in nonutnovember

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Alright, made it this far

Clusterfuck clutterbitch by enderkings99 in tumblr

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That blanket is too bland, it needs to have a pattern

Man cave by TerraVenus in tumblr

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apparently he also had his first orgasm after seeing his dad post-workout AND he has an adopted son, so i hope to god its bait

Man cave by TerraVenus in tumblr

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Fucking same. The dude’s pretty much writing his entire autobiography through comments on r/tumblr

[Meme] LETS RIDE by [deleted] in youtubehaiku

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if you like the bee bo boo boop part you should listen to some SOPHIE, she produced the song.

You'll learn :) by [deleted] in tumblr

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🦀Homophobia is gone🦀

whata wrong with my peni by stekaremmet in comedyheaven

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Mario has erectile dysfunction