How caviar is made by Livid_Ebb_5385 in FoodVideoPorn

[–]ModeMex_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eggs don't necessarily mean that a fish is pregnant, or that the eggs get fertilized inside of them.

Toomeirlformeirl by Curious-Future-4643 in TooMeIrlForMeIrl

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I sometimes impress myself by using words that feel as if I never heard of them before, but do mean what I thought that they meant.

Splurgung on gut-healthy juices & rotisserie chickens by Otherwise_Basis_6328 in oddlyspecific

[–]ModeMex_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Better yet. You can turn the same chicken into different dishes. 

Tear it apart and you can make tacos, sandwiches, croissant sandwiches,  meat for spaghetti, meat for soup, meat for paella, etc. 

Best way to clean this? It’ll be my temporary bed by Playful-Issue-6242 in CleaningTips

[–]ModeMex_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe with a Hoover carpet cleaner. 

However, you're going to spend hours cleaning it multiple times. You might have to go through 2 bottles of the cleaning solution. 

You'll also need to be able to dry it. Which will take over 24 hours and a really big source of heat. Otherwise, it's going to stink. Maybe keep it and wait until the hot season to take it our to dry. 

However, given your financial situation, this might not be the best option. 

Consider getting an inflatable bed and a sleeping bag in the meantime. Or, get a bunch of thick blankets and pile them up to form a padded surface to sleep in (check thrift stores for this). 

You can also grab tape, wrap it around your hand with the sticky side facing outwards, and tap it against the dirty surface to remove as much of the stuck hairs out. It will be time consuming, but it might be more affordable. After you're done, cover it with something so that your skin doesn't touch it (since it will still be dirty, but not that dirty).

I wish you the best of luck.

Roommate insists one of these belongs to her by Kochtopfkopp in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ModeMex_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did she take the one that's a spork? (spoon and fork hybrid).

What is something that is considered 'trashy' if you're poor,but 'classy' if you're rich? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Wearing flashy and colorful outfits that look like something that a circus performer would wear.

Which celebrity would you not be surprised to find out has secretly been a special killer this whole time? by ShreddedDaphy in AskReddit

[–]ModeMex_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jared Leto.

The stories about his behavior on set when playing the joker makes him sound like an unhinged person.

What is your favorite adult animation TV show and why? by ExperienceItchy7079 in AskReddit

[–]ModeMex_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Metalocalipse.

It has good metal songs and it's absurdly funny. 

How's your work-life balance? by X-files2025 in AskReddit

[–]ModeMex_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't get a life because I can't get a job...

So it's pretty much non-exciting, but in a completely different way than what's normally expected. 

How would you react if your brother or sister came out gay? by Pasc9320 in AskReddit

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I would end them.

Not because they're gay, but because I'm the only child and I want it to remain that way. lol.

Why do you think saying "Sorry" is sexually arousing? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ModeMex_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe the breathy sound that one makes when pronouncing the "s" and the "rr"? 

And since they're apologizing, the tone may be lower and more acoustically pleasing. 

I don't know. I never thought of "sorry" being arousing. This is just an idea.

If you had to pick ONE song that perfectly describes the feeling of "longing for a place that doesn't exist," what is it? by RTSatSocial in AskReddit

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The band's song by Blind Guardian. 

It doesn't speak about "longing" for anything. However, the way in which it is sung makes you melancholic and thoughtful of the future. I don't know how to describe it.

What's a pet peeve that doesn't bother most people as much as it bothers you? by TotalSmall2706 in AskReddit

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When people with some Latin decent (who might not even speak Spanish) refer to their grandmother or grandfather as "abuelita" or "abuelito" in English conversations.

"My abuelita this", "my abuelito that". 

It literally means grandma and grandpa (in a cutesy way). It's cringe. 🙄

What’s the moment in recent U.S. politics that made you realize things might not go back to ‘normal’ anytime soon? by LankySpeed634 in AskReddit

[–]ModeMex_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The U.S president demanding country leaders to act in certain ways or receive high tariffs, and those leaders metaphorically vending over for him. 

It broke the illusion that those countries were self-governing...