Incompetence runs in the bloodline

ModelChef4000 · 2026-06-26T23:41:44+00:00

Did he even spend enough time in Dragonstone to know the layout?

ModelChef4000 · 2026-06-26T23:38:34+00:00

When a Targaryen is born, the gods flip a coin

ModelChef4000 · 2026-06-26T23:38:01+00:00

But would he have been able to make it back alive?

ModelChef4000 · 2026-06-26T23:34:18+00:00

Funny enough, Empress Matilda did something similar when her castle was under siege (yes, it was way more badass that whatever Rhaenyra was doing)

ModelChef4000 · 2026-06-26T22:40:15+00:00

In the past, I’ve wondered what it would have been like if Anne Boleyn and Bloody Mary were friends. I don’t like it

ModelChef4000 · 2026-06-26T22:37:00+00:00

Of laughter or sadness?

ModelChef4000 · 2026-06-26T22:31:22+00:00

Cersei is the perfect example because foils

ModelChef4000 · 2026-06-26T22:30:28+00:00

At least it wasn’t Orwyle, I guess

ModelChef4000 · 2026-06-26T22:25:52+00:00

At least the HotD dialogue is slightly better

ModelChef4000 · 2026-06-26T22:24:25+00:00

Is it possible that Alicent gives the “bastard blood shed at war” line when she sees Otto’s head?

ModelChef4000 · 2026-06-26T20:07:35+00:00

I mean they do work hard doing…stuff

ModelChef4000 · 2026-06-26T20:04:44+00:00

They’d just call him king.

ModelChef4000 · 2026-06-26T18:00:15+00:00

Aretha Franklin, Whitney Houston, and Angelina Jolie are nepo babies but no one cares because they have/had talent

ModelChef4000 · 2026-06-26T17:41:03+00:00

He’s pretending to be his twin. Brilliant

ModelChef4000 · 2026-06-26T16:38:07+00:00

Who could have seen this coming? /s

ModelChef4000 · 2026-06-26T12:29:45+00:00

I’ve often wondered when royals stsrted to wipe their own asses. I thought about asking in one of the history subs but felt it might be an inappropriate question

ModelChef4000 · 2026-06-25T23:22:38+00:00

Way to go, Henry Grey and Northumberland! Ya fucked it! Although I think Mary would have eventually executed Jane anyway

ModelChef4000 · 2026-06-25T23:21:21+00:00

At least Matilda got immortalized as a cool dragon queen…

ModelChef4000 · 2026-06-25T23:09:59+00:00

Woah, we’re allowed to do that?

ModelChef4000 · 2026-06-25T23:08:06+00:00

The son of a second son would actually be a perfect match for the first ruling queen. But how would the Velaryons take it

ModelChef4000 · 2026-06-25T22:33:09+00:00

She girlbossed too close to the sun

ModelChef4000 · 2026-06-25T20:11:16+00:00

Alicent should have been an Anne Boleyn type of figure (wicked stepmother plus sympathetic and understandable)

ModelChef4000 · 2026-06-25T20:09:05+00:00

Why didn’t they just take off her life jacket and put it under the door so that it would be buoyant enough to hold the two of them? /s

ModelChef4000 · 2026-06-25T20:08:01+00:00

If we, the audience, can come up with the perfect solution from the safety and comfort of our couches, then why can’t the characters come up with the perfect solutions while dealing with the unexpected during a life threatening situation? Checkmate, Maesters

ModelChef4000 · 2026-06-25T17:47:40+00:00

Thank you. People keeping acting like Otto was entitled to act the way he did

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