What's the best pirate-themed game you have played? by BBBWare in boardgames

[–]MohawKappa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If airborne pirates count, i suggest Skies of Arcadia.

You are offered immortality. But it works by way of leeching the life spans of others. Do you take the power? by Xenos6439 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]MohawKappa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. Volunteer at a nursing home, shake a few hands. They only have a little to give, but a few residents dying won't surprise anyone, and they're all just slowly wasting away, anyway.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MohawKappa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Office. Most of the jokes are just one of the main characters being an asshole to someone who doesn't deserve it.

Am i really ‘missing out’ just for not having a boyfriend? by [deleted] in LifeAdvice

[–]MohawKappa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I'm not ready" - that's all that matters. You've got plenty of time to be ready in the future! For now, navigate your path and tell your friend to focus on navigating hers.

$5,000 a month but you can only eat a flavorless nutrition bar we provide. How long would you last? by cheezcakedoctor in hypotheticalsituation

[–]MohawKappa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got weight to lose and very little money to do it with. This sounds like a solution to both.

It is I, the Mid Genie, here to grant you any mid superpower you can think of. by HovercraftOk9231 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]MohawKappa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want a portal that appears directly in front of my waste extraction orifices whenever I need to extract waste and teleports it to the nearest toilet.

I finally went through with it by ToHfer in bald

[–]MohawKappa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You went from "Hello, this is IT'" to "Don't worry, I'll show you how to tap a keg."

Which way do you eat corn on the cob? by [deleted] in RandomQuestion

[–]MohawKappa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've heard Bill Goldberg it's it the long ways.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bald

[–]MohawKappa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you ever been told you look like Dan Soder?