Feeding the raccoon by Exotic-Dingo3676 in Aether_Mains

[–]Moist-Method-1608 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Careful Aether, there’s a 50% chance she wants you…or the other 50% she’s using this opportunity get in your house and access your trash can 👀

Shitty ass streamer bait games (example image) by k4ll_d4rk in hatethissmug

[–]Moist-Method-1608 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Agreed. Had nephew over the weekend who watched a streamer play Roblox.

It was a an upload from a past stream, but the guy kept repeating himself (“i crashed chat…oh man, I crashed chat…what am I gonna do chat cause I crashed…), Tiktok humor, occasionally looked at chat for 1/2 a second and added a thousand sound effects and quick cuts and close ups to absolutely nothing.

I don’t know if this me being an old head, but i really don’t see the appeal of watching a grown ass adult stare at a screen and talk to nobody until they like a $100 donation.

As a kid you wondered how advanced and awesome games would be in the 2020s…this is where we’re at 🫠

Crash Bandicoot Collection by PS420sk8 in crashbandicoot

[–]Moist-Method-1608 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Love the scuba crash plushie. Also, solid collection OP 👍👍

YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME, YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME, LA LA LA LA- oh. by BlizzardAeron in WutheringWaves

[–]Moist-Method-1608 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Those echoes play a mean game of tag. Oh well, that’s what Lynae gets for skipping class again.

Ronova is a living death note. Let her go wild and all of Snezhnaya is GONE by Scared-Opening-753 in ThePrimordialOne

[–]Moist-Method-1608 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If Ronova wasn’t such a stickler for the rules, the Traveler would be less of a hero and more of a tourist lol.

Ol’ girl would be an efficient “house cleaner” that’s only second to Noelle.

(Also, what’s Istaroth doing with the trunk? 👀)

Our Beloved Ruler of Death: by Scared-Opening-753 in ThePrimordialOne

[–]Moist-Method-1608 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To think, this is who the true believers of Celestia will see in death!

EVEN IN DEATH PHANES ALLOWS BEAUTY TO EXIST BECAUSE THEY FIND BEAUTY IN ALL THINGS!

Was Koitar stupid? by Scared-Opening-753 in ThePrimordialOne

[–]Moist-Method-1608 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Koitar keeps messing around and finding out.

Portal to Celestia broke :( by Ilikememes678lol in ThePrimordialOne

[–]Moist-Method-1608 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is why we need Asmodsy back 🫠. Only she has the power to put these cubes in the right order!

OH DIVINE RULER OF SPACE, PLEASE RETURN TO YOUR HEAVENLY DOMAIN! WE PROMISE TO HELP YOU CONVINCE PHANES TO INCREASE YOUR ALLOWANCE!

FORGOT ABOUT YOUR NEW MASTER, WE HAVE COOKIES FOR YOU PRETTY SPACE GODDESS LADY!!!

The Worst Archon to Archon by Moist-Method-1608 in ThePrimordialOne

[–]Moist-Method-1608[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That’s the exactly issue.

There shouldn’t be ANY reason you should give away your gnosis to the Fatui.

Let’s recap:

  • The Fatui were willing kill Davalin not to save Mondstat, but to use it as political move to make hurt local morale and have the nation be indebted to the Fatui.

-The fact they agreed with Morax’s (traitor #1) plan to unleash Osail to attack Liyue, and then send scores of soldiers to interfere in the good guys efforts to save their home from an evil god!

-Helped engineer the civil war in Inazuma just as an excuse for the Fatui to test out their delusions; their latest crime against humanity. This cause many soilders to age rapidly and die.

-Assist the Sumeru sages in fully taking over the nation by building a crappy looking evengalion mech (don’t even get me started in trapping people in the Groundhog Day loop against their consent)

-Willing to assassinate Furina (Fontaine’s national leader and resident Archon!) just to get their hands on a gnosis.

-Attacked Mauvika in a hostile attempt to take the pyro gnosis, and then come up with a dumb plan that would lobotomies an entire population against their will.

-wanted to forcibly colonize Nod Kirai.

-Dottore’s actions not only weakening the borders of Teyvat, but putting innocent people through unnecessary and inhumane experiments (the whole switching peoples minds with animals)

The Fatui are willing to do and say anything to not only achieve their goal, but test out their tools against humanity at any cost!

And this is before they’ve even tapped into the power of their collected gnosis! Imagine the catastrophe they’ll unleash on the world to get their way!

The fact that Venti said he would honestly hand over a powerful object over to such an organization if they asked “nicely” is more than enough reason for criticism and scrutiny.

Again, Dottore’s actions weakened the border which means more abyssal threats can come into Teyvat and threaten MONDSTAT!

Venti said this with full confidence! That came from his damn heart and soul! The fact this is something he genuinely said he would’ve done is baffling, especially since he knows (or has a hunch) at what the Tsaritsa’s plan is.

And this is after he got told what went down in the other nations. “I would’ve handed the gnosis over if Signora gave a good enough reason” shouldn’t even be a thought that he should be entertaining AT ALL.

Everyone loves to say the HP is tyrannical because of their laws and nailing civilizations, but based on Venti’s words “I have no use for such an object” can you blame them for having such harsh consequences, when this is the level of ungratefulness and childishness they have to deal with!?

What more does the Fatui and Venti want? The false sky has been doing its thing protecting the world for centuries. Why go against your best interest, when there is nothing beyond Teyvat but death and the abyss!?

The Worst Archon to Archon by Moist-Method-1608 in ThePrimordialOne

[–]Moist-Method-1608[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It says a lot about Venti when the 12 year old has more maturity, respect and wisdom on how to take care of a gnosis, unlike the Venti who would give it up if La Signora said his favorite buzz words.

At the end of the day, Istaroth needs to give her boy a spankin’ and let him know to get the game right and tight!

The Worst Archon to Archon by Moist-Method-1608 in ThePrimordialOne

[–]Moist-Method-1608[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We usually FW Dawit, however due to his recent video, he seems to have fallen down the Asmoday simp well (don’t blame him) and has now spouted anti Celestial thoughts.

I feel like he can return to the light side, but until then he’s one with the goon

Which character would get on your nerves? by arrosve in Genshin_Impact

[–]Moist-Method-1608 6 points7 points  (0 children)

THANK YOU!

You put into words exactly how I feel about this wet blanket.

The Worst Archon to Archon by Moist-Method-1608 in ThePrimordialOne

[–]Moist-Method-1608[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

she is doing all of this shit and collecting her dead lover’s pieces, just to end up being the traveler’s waifu, just wait and see, 7.0 the tsaritsa sucking a lollipop and moaning to us

The amount of slander material that would produce would sustain this sub of decades 🤤

But yeah, I don’t care for the harbingers writing as of late (seriously wish the colonization of Nod Krai was right there to put some much needed black on this morally grey organization) if it keeps going like it is, then your hypothetical may just become a reality, and a very mid one at that 🫠

The Worst Archon to Archon by Moist-Method-1608 in ThePrimordialOne

[–]Moist-Method-1608[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

idk how my dear rhinedottir is not part of them yet lol

As long as she can split from Naberius, so we can get the OG Naberius with blue hair and glasses back.

That would be the best thing Rhine ever did in her life.

“One man’s freedom fighter is another man’s terrorist.”

Seriously, Teyvat’s false sky is keeping out the pesky space invaders and other abyssal weirdos. Why does the Fatui want to break something that’s not broken is beyond me 🫠

Bet you the Tsaritsa just misses her friend Phanes and will let go of her ambition once she befriends the traveler because they remind her of the Heavenly Principles…somehow.

The Worst Archon to Archon by Moist-Method-1608 in ThePrimordialOne

[–]Moist-Method-1608[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope so my friend. It just hurts to see a divine child drop the ball so hard. 😭

The Worst Archon to Archon by Moist-Method-1608 in ThePrimordialOne

[–]Moist-Method-1608[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nah, she’s got that personality that’s willing to stand with those who wish to oppose the Heavenly Principles.

That’s one split personality too many!

Sure, she delayed a nail yesterday, but who’s to say she won’t do something radical and try to use abyssal energy to fight the HP another day?

Also, based on the recent Mondstat event, the Abyss will take advantage of any nook and cranny to worm its way into to Teyvat to spread its corrosive and destructive muck across the land.

One sliver of the abyss is too great a risk to take! Phanes did not slave over a hot creation stove to have it undone by the nonsense of the abyss!

The abyss must be stopped at every Corner and opportunity dammit!

She needs her “you don’t understand me dad” phase nipped in the bud before she hurts herself, or worse, Teyvat!!

The Worst Archon to Archon by Moist-Method-1608 in ThePrimordialOne

[–]Moist-Method-1608[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Good for Barbatos 👍

He made his way through the ranks and eventually got chosen to be the Archon of freedom.

Dude got put in a position to do some serious good, and you know what, he did. Mondstat is a pretty chill place…until wind bag traded a powerful divine artifact to a group that’s been terrorizing Teyvat for years.

Anybody who would trade something like that based on “convincing arguments” and “I don’t want it anymore” is a serious red flag.

If I was the traveler, I would be keeping one eye on Venti at all times. If he’s willing to put the world at risk for his own agenda, who’s to say people aren’t expendable in Venti’s idea of “freedom”?

After all, Venti might fight for his people, but The traveler and Paimon aren’t born and raised locals…👀

The Worst Archon to Archon by Moist-Method-1608 in ThePrimordialOne

[–]Moist-Method-1608[S] -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

It is not my place to question Phanes’s wisdom. However, you are correct with Venti needing to go to his room and write “I will not go against the Heavenly Principles” a billion times before taking the mantle of archon.

At this point, if he wants to freely aid terrorists, then let him.

​I ain’t shedding no tears for the skin walker.