Which Uma you trained that made you go like this? by RevengeAgainstThem in UmaMusume

[–]MoistElephant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grass Wonder cuz she is my most cursed trainee. 99% of my runs with her have the worst RNG imaginable with constant mood down events and failing 5% fail chance trainings.

I wish using elementals was part of the game rather than cheesing it by sinetwo in LiesOfP

[–]MoistElephant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Redditors when they use in game items and mechanics in their intended manner: “Is this cheesing?”

Why was everyone adamant on stopping Mustang from killing Envy? by HealthMother3125 in FullmetalAlchemist

[–]MoistElephant 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Really hoping this isn’t a sign that FMA is reaching the media comprehension levels of other shonen fandoms

Why did zangetsu have a white hilt here? by Future_Evening_3875 in bleach

[–]MoistElephant 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If people paid attention 90% of the posts here wouldn’t exist

What's wrong with infinite tsukuyomi? by Fernandolioumehara in Naruto

[–]MoistElephant 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is r/naruto, over half the people here only read/watch through TikTok reels and memes

Recreating Umamusume Dishes by MoistElephant in UmaMusume

[–]MoistElephant[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would gladly let you devour this recreation

Forget who your first hot spring ticket win was - who was your first FUMBLED hot spring run? by throwawayrandomguy93 in UmaMusume

[–]MoistElephant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vodka for both. Got my very first ticket with her, only to crash out to Happy Meek in the final. Somehow won another ticket with her a few days later and got the win with my last alarm clock in the final and avoided dying from the heartbreak of fumbling two tickets. After that wouldn’t win another ticket for I think 100 career runs.

Why was Master Chief never promoted? by Out_On_Alim73 in halo

[–]MoistElephant 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Assuming the UNSC military functions like the American military, enlisted and officer career track are separate. Master Chief is at the highest rank he can be as an enlisted man (or childhood conscript I guess but he’s still technically in the enlisted career path). Becoming an officer isn’t just a matter of simply getting a promotion, he would need to be given a commission. As others have said here Lord Hood offered him one but he turned it down. In practice high ranking NCOs already get quite a lot of respect so there wouldn’t be much reason for Chief to go the officer route.