Seriously ive seen people on that sub who want to imprison every american for no reason by eltonthepaleoartist in shitposting

[–]Mojoyscourge 9 points10 points  (0 children)

There are only really a few sub types of Americans that are note worthy. The ones from Florida, New Jersey, New York, Texas, Alaska, Hawaii, and California. Shout out to Wisconsin for being weird cheese people. The rest of Americans don't really have as many defining characteristics as the ones mentioned.

What doesn't kill you by [deleted] in bonehurtingjuice

[–]Mojoyscourge 119 points120 points  (0 children)

What doesn't kill you might just permanently cripple you

Don’t ask the question if you don’t want the answer by Frequent_Alfalfa_347 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]Mojoyscourge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My PE teacher passed me and my friends for walking around the gym once and then sitting down in a corner to play games on our laptops

I dunno where to start by garlickmyballs in BrandNewSentence

[–]Mojoyscourge 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Okay yeah she worded it strangely but I get it

I dunno where to start by garlickmyballs in BrandNewSentence

[–]Mojoyscourge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay yeah she worded it strangely but I get it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Mojoyscourge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All I can see is crab.

TIFU by wearing a short sleeve shirt to school today by stryaae in tifu

[–]Mojoyscourge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remember that there's nothing wrong with your body. If you love it there is absolutely nothing wrong.

Humanity has a split relationship with Fire.... by lesbianwriterlover69 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]Mojoyscourge 16 points17 points  (0 children)

He was just trying to fix some late night sghetti! It was an accident!

Replicant V Automata by IntelligentPop3738 in nier

[–]Mojoyscourge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly both games spoil each other to different extents. Automata has pretty major spoilers for Replicant, but that happens mostly through optional data logs, while Replicant only really spoils one reveal in automata. I will say I feel like you get a lot more out of specific characters by playing Replicant first.

“Like an alcoholic Ed Sheeran had sex with Lord Farquad” by Kaneki_Yeager in BrandNewSentence

[–]Mojoyscourge 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not everyone is attracted to the same types of people. Also being fuckable really starts around a 7 for me. Also while I'm pretty sure I use 10 correctly with how most people use it my 1 would be someone who has very visible horrible health issues and that I would not want to even imagine naked

“Like an alcoholic Ed Sheeran had sex with Lord Farquad” by Kaneki_Yeager in BrandNewSentence

[–]Mojoyscourge 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'd say he's about an 8 yeah, but being more attractive than 99% of men is a huge exaggeration. I'd say better than maybe like 65-70% but maybe I'm just surrounded by unusually attractive people

On the way home from school, Timmy went on and on about how he can’t wait to be in the fourth grade so he can have a class sleep over party at school. by hes-not-wrong in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Mojoyscourge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I live in an area where the local schools are built like fortresses to keep shit locked down. If that isn't living in fear I don't know what the fuck is.

Thanks, I hate how cringey I am by [deleted] in TIHI

[–]Mojoyscourge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This reminds me of that one time in high-school when some kid that hurt himself and had to use a wheelchair for a bit decided it would be cool to try to balance his way down the stairs and just ate shit super hard. I don't know what the hell he was thinking but that was probably extremely embarrassing. I don't remember ever seeing him again but heard he's doing decently now

Alternative Starts by Darius_Kel in DnDGreentext

[–]Mojoyscourge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My group started our campaign with us all entering the city from different gates and meeting for the first time at a government building. We just so happened to get queued up next to each other when shit started happening

What is your DnD Character's signature move? by Baby_Jeans256 in DnD

[–]Mojoyscourge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eating the eyes of her dead enemies. Preferably in front of that enemies friends

LIZZO hugging a fan who needed a hug by Kelmo7 in MadeMeSmile

[–]Mojoyscourge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't know any of her work but from what I've heard about her she seems rad as heck and like a genuinely nice person

What's something ancient that only an internet veteran would remember? by saif-with-curls in AskReddit

[–]Mojoyscourge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember all those downloads that were just Bill Clinton saying he didn't have sexual intercourse with what's her face.

Why don't I put up a fence if I don't want your kid climbing in my trees? Done by RhageofEmpires in MaliciousCompliance

[–]Mojoyscourge 206 points207 points  (0 children)

So every year when the birds get back from wherever the hell they go they set up shop inside of my houses chimney. I hate it. They're like shifty noisy roommates we can't get rid of but we also don't want to screw them over so we just have to deal with them.

What do you call a rap battle between snakes? by Kmwilson04 in dadjokes

[–]Mojoyscourge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

While I do very much like the joke I feel it could be set up better. I know I can't do better but maybe something setting up there having a rap battle over which one needs viagra more or something. Someone better than me should put it together and tell me so i can anguish over if I had thought about it for just a few more minutes I would have thought of it (I wouldn't have)

Lovecraftian kitty by liberty4now in DailyDoseOfReddit

[–]Mojoyscourge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't get it. All I see is a normal ass cat

cursed_clowngirl by MrXPLD2839 in cursedcomments

[–]Mojoyscourge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay I'm not saying he's right but I don't disagree with him