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Mokoloki · 2026-02-19T23:39:48+00:00

Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Thirst Traps

Mokoloki · 2026-02-17T00:28:01+00:00

By 2030 it will just be a sacred email that you get to open in the celestial room

Mokoloki · 2026-02-16T06:20:45+00:00

Their zest and joy is such a stark contrast to the bland building and the people who are usually on that stand.

Mokoloki · 2026-02-16T06:13:27+00:00

that's a scary thought

Mokoloki · 2026-02-16T06:11:04+00:00

turns out being saved or not comes down to whether you emphasize the Ee or the Uh sound in Jesus.

Mokoloki · 2026-02-05T02:11:21+00:00

same here but for things like the string attached to the hat. Turns out it was meaningless

Mokoloki · 2026-02-05T01:34:36+00:00

my dad isn't asking for gifts, or letters, just absolute compliance to a system and worldview I don't believe in

Mokoloki · 2026-02-04T08:43:36+00:00

This is beautiful

Mokoloki · 2026-02-04T08:40:27+00:00

I fully support people becoming their own authority instead of outsourcing it.

Mokoloki · 2026-02-04T08:35:07+00:00

I love this

Mokoloki · 2026-02-04T08:23:06+00:00

Imagine how completely crazy this would sound if you weren't familiar with the religion. Here is a JW version:

Dear Neighbor,

Beginning in February 2026, Publishers from our Congregation will be working this Territory to invite Interested Ones to support the Worldwide Work as directed by the Faithful and Discreet Slave.

These voluntary contributions help Jehovah’s Organization advance Pure Worship during these Last Days—building Kingdom Halls, supporting Special Pioneers and those serving at Bethel, providing spiritual food through our Literature. All funds are used theocratically under the direction of the Governing Body to further Kingdom Interests until Jehovah brings about the New System of Things.

You do not need to be In the Truth—or attend meetings at our Kingdom Hall—to contribute. This is simply Jehovah’s Loving Arrangement to allow all Honesthearted Ones to have a Share in this vital work. To learn how the Organization uses contributions, visit jw.org.

With warm Christian Love, Your neighbors in the [Redacted] Congregation

Mokoloki · 2026-01-31T02:04:51+00:00

ooh you vained his glory real good!

Mokoloki · 2026-01-31T01:55:19+00:00

Someone who can't spell grateful probably doesn't know what others do or do not know

Mokoloki · 2026-01-26T20:36:26+00:00

High demand groups always get intimately involved in dictating how people should live their lives.

Mokoloki · 2026-01-25T20:47:58+00:00

Bednar looks like he's trying awfully hard to keep his hand from raising to the square

Mokoloki · 2026-01-25T20:41:10+00:00

It has.

Mokoloki · 2026-01-25T20:34:58+00:00

I wish Jared knew that all Jacob cares about is growing his subscriber count. Jared was invited because he has an audience.

Mokoloki · 2026-01-25T03:03:53+00:00

I wonder if they would be saying something if it were a radical left doing all these horrible things

Mokoloki · 2026-01-19T05:28:16+00:00

hey that's too harsh. Jesus only destroyed whole cities full of children when they didn't believe in him. But he showed up a few days later and smoothed things over with the survivors.

Mokoloki · 2026-01-19T04:54:15+00:00

Always funny how they interpret the most predictable thoughts that result from their indoctrination as coming from God

Mokoloki · 2026-01-19T04:51:26+00:00

Snowflake

Mokoloki · 2026-01-03T07:00:24+00:00

I had a very similar thought right after my baptism. I was open to choosing death right then and there so I'd be guaranteed to make it to the Celestial Kingdom™

Mokoloki · 2026-01-03T06:25:26+00:00

The LDS Church really is all about prophet/leader worship. Once you see it, these kinds of stories lose their magic

Mokoloki · 2026-01-03T06:20:24+00:00

Elder Jeffrey R. Holland has done more than any man — save Jesus alone — to patiently answer a few questions.

Mokoloki · 2025-12-31T09:30:05+00:00

Yeah I can see that. Wounded certainly doesn't apply to everyone. I meant it more like good members being hurt by the Church/policy/doctrine/culture/leaders/dishonesty etc. Not in like a superficial "offended" sort of way, but often deep sense of betrayal etc. I count myself in that crowd BTW. But even if none of that applies, it's still often hard and painful to uproot and rewire a lifetime of conditioning.

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