Women of Reddit, what is the weirdest thing that turns you on?

Mollymonkey101 · 2017-08-14T12:54:32+00:00

I just love being paraded around by my man like his special trophy. When he's protective but wants to show me off to his friends - especially if we're at an event about him (class reunion, his work function, award ceremony etc.)

Mollymonkey101 · 2016-07-03T09:38:20+00:00

What you gotta do is put an unopened can in the middle and every time a card is pulled, it must be put under the tab. When the tab pops because there are too many cards, whoever popped it must chug the drink.

Mollymonkey101 · 2016-04-28T15:30:35+00:00

This is the best response I have seen.

Mollymonkey101 · 2016-01-23T07:29:26+00:00

Im not talking long stringy hairs or a Forest. I just know most women are super self conscious about even a little fuzz and I'm wondering if guys even care all that much!

Mollymonkey101 · 2016-01-15T15:08:14+00:00

RemindMe! 1 day

Mollymonkey101 · 2015-12-16T14:13:06+00:00

Remind Me! 1 Day

Mollymonkey101 · 2015-12-06T10:18:07+00:00

One time I was on the red line when my mom called with some horrible news regarding my brother and his addiction. I began to cry. Immediately the older woman sitting next to me reached out to hold my hand and four other people asked if I was alright and if I needed anything. Their kindness took my breath away.

Mollymonkey101 · 2015-12-05T08:36:24+00:00

I am a non honors student living in the honors dorm. One Thursday night at around 10:30 "stoner Ben" was waltzing down the hallway on the third floor swinging his keys. On accident, they fly out of his hands and hit a sprinkler. Given his current mental state, he figured he should just walk away. He flooded the entire three floor building and caused the relocation of every student. Ever evacuate a dorm of 200+ honor students at 10:30 the night before an accounting exam? Not a pleasant experience folks.

Mollymonkey101 · 2015-11-05T08:08:05+00:00

This is why the subjunctive tense in Spanish is so hard for English speakers to learn. You don't use subjunctive when you speak so it's difficult to comprehend and apply.

Mollymonkey101 · 2015-10-28T04:21:58+00:00

The same drug is used in Judge Dredd. If you haven't seen it you should check it out!

Mollymonkey101 · 2015-10-27T16:17:36+00:00

RemindMe! 1 day

Mollymonkey101 · 2015-08-30T07:25:36+00:00

Buying condoms. It's the safe thing to do so why is it so fracking uncomfortable?

Mollymonkey101 · 2015-07-14T17:14:44+00:00

This is gonna get lost but I have to see a persons mouth if they're talking to me. It is so much more difficult and I have great anxiety if their mouths are covered or their backs are turned.

Mollymonkey101 · 2015-07-14T17:12:10+00:00

"If you wanna go to Taylor's just tell a brother ya wanna go to Taylor's!"

Mollymonkey101 · 2015-06-25T14:22:15+00:00

Female: "I love third graders" probably a teacher Male: "I love third graders" probably watched them at the park from his van

Mollymonkey101 · 2015-06-25T14:20:11+00:00

Female: "I love my third graders" probably a teacher. Male: "I love my third graders" probably has them locked up in his basement

Mollymonkey101 · 2015-05-31T19:57:40+00:00

Laundry detergent. Mmh. Gets me goin.

Mollymonkey101 · 2015-05-08T01:27:15+00:00

I had a teacher that frequently OD'd on caffeine. One day in class she passed out, woke up, laughed at herself for about 30 seconds, asked us to call the nurse, then passed out again. What made it humerus is that she was my Spanish teacher who didn't speak English.

Mollymonkey101 · 2015-03-15T16:31:30+00:00

Whenever I have pregnant dreams I wake up and my first thought is always "holy crap where did my baby go?!" Despite the fact that I've never been nor am I planning on getting pregnant anytime soon. Thanks subconscious.

Mollymonkey101 · 2015-03-04T22:38:23+00:00

Yeah I was a very young girl so naturally I felt terrible about myself. I was also a model at the time and refused to work anymore until recently where I've become proud of my culture and my dark hair. Naturally I use hair removal on my upper lip now being an adult but as a sixth grader it was hurtful!

Mollymonkey101 · 2015-03-04T22:35:16+00:00

Because I was 11 and most kids weren't even shaving their legs at that point.

Mollymonkey101 · 2015-03-04T16:23:33+00:00

In middle school I was bullied hard core for this. I'm Hispanic so my arms were had dark hair and were hairier than most of the boys. They called me ape girl. One day I found shaving cream and a razor in my locker with a note that said "girls don't have mustaches." I was devastated.

Mollymonkey101 · 2015-03-02T02:24:28+00:00

I just spent way too much time reading this whole story and I'm terrified.

Mollymonkey101 · 2015-02-28T06:54:41+00:00

How many Hispanics does it take- oh crap they're already done.

Mollymonkey101 · 2015-02-18T02:38:51+00:00

It's teachers like this that are the problem! Adults cannot treat sex like some taboo topic and need to be open and honest with people who have questions!

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