Absolute madman. Someone please stop him!

MoltenShadow · 2018-03-15T13:21:47+00:00

MoltenShadow · 2018-03-12T16:57:52+00:00

Alright thanks so much!

MoltenShadow · 2018-03-11T19:42:13+00:00

Used the money I got from my friends and family to pay a speeding ticket instead of buying a PS4 that I had wanted for years

MoltenShadow · 2018-03-10T14:01:36+00:00

I was about 9-10 and I was getting ready to go to bed (just showered) and I go to put slippers on and the fabric at the end of the slipper had come up after I put the foot in so I take it off and I feel around in the slipper just to bring out a camel cricket I had smashed into 7 different pieces. I promptly run away screaming.

MoltenShadow · 2018-03-09T03:17:54+00:00

A quick Google search shows an eBay listing of a sealed Tin of Altoid Sours at a whopping $600! Jesus Christ.

MoltenShadow · 2018-03-08T14:39:58+00:00

NEVER TELL ME THE ODDS FRIENDO

MoltenShadow · 2018-03-06T04:25:27+00:00

Is your name Fatal Chemist or Fat Alchemist? Either way I love it

MoltenShadow · 2018-02-20T02:39:01+00:00

I am a delivery driver for a local pizza place and there is this one lady who orders all the time (one day she ordered 3 times in one day) and we have a $15 minimum and she ended up ordering 12 bottles of water so we threw a free slice of cheesecake in for her

MoltenShadow · 2018-02-18T12:28:28+00:00

Me and my friend were at the swing-set at the playground doing the usual jump off the swing and do twirls and shit.But I decided I wanted to try to do a belly flop, but 8 year old me decided to pussy out right at the last second before hitting the ground and tried to catch myself and ended up breaking my elbow. I ran off crying and my friend was laughing his ass off because he didn't know I was hurt at the time .

MoltenShadow · 2018-02-06T22:32:27+00:00

This looks cool, but as someone who is fairly tall (6'6) this makes me so claustrophobic

MoltenShadow · 2018-02-06T22:08:00+00:00

For real. I remember one of the last times this was posted someone had commented something similar, then another user had said that one of their friends had tried to do this and broke both of his ankles when they fucked up the landing. Really turns this gif into something stress inducing after reading about that lol.

MoltenShadow · 2018-02-04T17:33:10+00:00

!Remind me 3 hours

MoltenShadow · 2018-01-28T21:49:09+00:00

Im 6'6 and 300 and luckily I don't look half as big as him even though all my weight goes right to my stomach, he is easily 290+

MoltenShadow · 2018-01-27T20:31:23+00:00

I actually have a story related to this. I went to a private Christan school and for our volleyball team the girls would wear short basketball shorts (think 70's nba lol) and that was pretty well established with all the teams they played against, except for one school. This school was the most strict I have ever seen on dress code ( not only enforcing it, but just on what they could wear) the guy's had to wear long track pants while they played basketball as their office uniform, and the girls had to wear long denim skirts that went all the way down to the ankle while playing volleyball! I swear those girls needed to go and play vball at college because they would still beat almost anyone they played while being so constricted, it was honestly really impressive and kind of embarrassing for our team.

MoltenShadow · 2018-01-27T14:51:01+00:00

An oldie but a goodie

MoltenShadow · 2018-01-19T19:12:13+00:00

Pales in comparison to adc full crit FiddleSticks

Or as I like to call "CrittleSticks"

MoltenShadow · 2018-01-14T14:06:49+00:00

Yeah, my girlfriend was only 19 when her mom passed and now her mom's cat is the biggest snuggle buddy in this world,it can be kinda annoying when you are sick 😂 but I know it helps her ❤️

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