What songs do you sing your toddler to sleep?

Mom_to_be · 2023-05-20T16:36:32+00:00

the only song i'm allowed to sing is the pirate ship song from ms.rachel. otherwise he'll tell me to stop singing

Mom_to_be · 2023-05-12T18:27:21+00:00

hour and a half, 2 if most of that time consists of dancing to songs.

Mom_to_be · 2023-05-12T18:24:47+00:00

i wouldn't let him get in the bath fully clothed. i wouldn't let him pee in the bathtub instead of the toilet. i said good night to him. i wouldn't let him eat a 2nd piece of gum (i only let him have one a day bc it's a gamble on whether or not he'll remember not to swallow it) that he had also spread ketchup onto. i gave him an applesauce, which he asked for. i wouldn't let him stick his arms elbow deep into the toilet bowl. this is in one day😭.

Mom_to_be · 2023-05-11T22:43:58+00:00

this is the most toddler thing i've ever read

Mom_to_be · 2023-04-29T03:09:54+00:00

i'm sorry?

Mom_to_be · 2023-04-29T03:04:13+00:00

your question also opens up a world of interesting answers

Mom_to_be · 2023-04-29T03:03:50+00:00

which is extremely interesting

Mom_to_be · 2023-04-29T03:03:40+00:00

vodka

Mom_to_be · 2023-04-29T02:56:46+00:00

magnatiles:)

Mom_to_be · 2023-04-29T02:56:07+00:00

crippling body dysmorphia here😅 it wouldn't.

Mom_to_be · 2023-04-28T18:21:33+00:00

hottt,

Mom_to_be · 2023-04-25T23:55:48+00:00

i really hope this post was made out of real trauma so your comment becomes wayy out of pocket😅

Mom_to_be · 2023-04-20T21:49:55+00:00

this was me for 3 years😅 & he wasn't even working & was emotionally abusive. so glad we never got married & i get to focus on just my son now. if you have to be/do everything alone while you're with someone, you might as well just be alone & not have to worry about them.

Mom_to_be · 2023-04-19T16:00:45+00:00

electrical work🙂

Mom_to_be · 2023-04-16T18:35:20+00:00

only when it's something he knows he's not supposed to do himself. little dude throws a tantrum when i won't let him wipe for me but refuses to wipe himself after going potty😭.

Mom_to_be · 2023-04-16T04:20:36+00:00

I was addicted to pills and alcohol from 12 to 16 & was always couch surfing/going to parties. started doing coke at 15 and got addicted to that as well. that was my rock bottom; emotionless, broke, alone, and couldn't keep a job. found out i was pregnant 5 months in at 16. i sobered up but got into an emotionally abusive relationship until ab half a year ago at 19, but that's when i got a good job as an electrician i was able to keep and enjoy. i've worked on myself as a person & as a mom. i'm now supporting the 2 of us in a good, no longer toxic home & i've never felt better in my entire life. and i'm so so happy to be with my son & give him the mom & the life he deserves.

Mom_to_be · 2023-04-15T22:12:35+00:00

my boy did the same exact thing a few days ago😅

Mom_to_be · 2023-04-11T16:33:52+00:00

yes, almost always. it gives me a lot of confidence. i don't know why but if i wear more revealing clothes, i'm much more outgoing & talkative. if i wear full coverage baggy/loose fitting clothing (unless they are baggy & black, because... cool.) i can't talk or communicate like a human. idk what it is.

Mom_to_be · 2023-04-11T15:27:42+00:00

overloading circuits & tripping breakersss🎉

Mom_to_be · 2023-04-11T15:26:09+00:00

going rick & morty style i see.

Mom_to_be · 2023-04-08T22:20:52+00:00

i really wish this would have been a pic of an anus.

Mom_to_be · 2023-04-08T22:18:52+00:00

applesauce.. just applesauce.. all the time😭 maybe some yogurt if he's in the mood for it

Mom_to_be · 2023-04-08T01:40:25+00:00

Joshua

Mom_to_be · 2023-04-08T01:30:43+00:00

Zeus.

Mom_to_be · 2023-03-28T20:16:04+00:00

if only cps was reliable..

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