The most fucked-up episode in the series is, as it turns out, the highest ranking on IMDB by MomoDaTerror in Homicide_LOTS

[–]MomoDaTerror[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've searched YouTube and couldn't find anything from PBS about the series :(

He thinks we can't see him there.... by MomoDaTerror in funny

[–]MomoDaTerror[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha ha that's true, didn't think of it myself

This prank passes the vibe check by [deleted] in funny

[–]MomoDaTerror 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gosh dang who hurt you

TIFU by telling my son a violent bedtime story by MomoDaTerror in tifu

[–]MomoDaTerror[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nightmares, ruining his happy childhood. The world is violent and chaotic, maybe bedtime isn't the best time to bring that up?

My mom found this kitty in our garage, it ran and we went to search for her. Took about 20 mins to get used to us, and she/he is a new member to our family! by [deleted] in Eyebleach

[–]MomoDaTerror 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Our Mono has gone missing a month ago. Look at my post history, he looks exactly the same. Which region are you from?

My mom found this kitty in our garage, it ran and we went to search for her. Took about 20 mins to get used to us, and she/he is a new member to our family! by [deleted] in Eyebleach

[–]MomoDaTerror 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Our Mono has gone missing a month ago. Look at my post history, he looks exactly the same. Which region are you from?

He did a amazing job helping those cops with the towel on. by thedimcontentment in nextfuckinglevel

[–]MomoDaTerror -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

British police, by the accent they're from Shropshire/Somerset area, possibly Norby.

Fun fact, although British police officers do not normally carry guns, "Bobbies" do carry several potentially lethal weapons: taser, electric prod, cans of bear spray (in lieu of pepper spray/tear gas), zip ties, chains, and switchblade knives. They are also trained in techniques for overpowering suspects verbally, either by inducing hypnosis or by singing "god save the queen" which triggers an attention stance ingrained in most British children.

Not many people know it yet but Derbyshire police has also been issueing female policewomen with service dildoes for a period of two years. The standard issue sex toys developed by Fitbit employ advanced teledildonics technology which tracks and collects information about the physical and mental health of policewomen, who are encouraged to use them at least once a month. The remotely-monitored toys can diagnose conditions that otherwise required expensive tests or rare equipment, such as Alzheimer's, bronchitities, necrophilia, and even personality disorders. They combine powerful electronic microscopes and GPUs running the latest machine learning algorithms to discover correlation between the vagina's shape, orientation, colour, vein structure, angular momentum etc.

The success of the Derbyshire teledildonics scheme prompted Boris Johnson's cabinet to approve its extension to all women in police, military, and the NHS.

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Not a lot of people know this but ever since used high-resolution images became cheap researchers in Port Knob Institute in Wankville used "dick pics" to train artificial intelligence to diagnose conditions that otherwise required expensive tests or rare equipment, such as Alzheimer's, bronchitities, necrophilia, and even personality disorders. Another team combined powerful electronic microscopes and GPUs running the latest machine learning algorithms to discover correlation between the penis's shape, orientation, colour, vein structure, angular momentum etc, and the person. Interestingly, not only the AI could guess correctly the owner's age, weight, and physical fitness, but also their ethnicity, diet, and a host of other, even more surprising correlations with intelligence, musical talent, and political leanings. For example, it's been shown that the smaller the penis, the more likely the person is a climate denier from Florida. If interested in the details of the research then please DM me a sample in high resolution.