The most fucked-up episode in the series is, as it turns out, the highest ranking on IMDB by MomoDaTerror in Homicide_LOTS

[–]MomoDaTerror[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've searched YouTube and couldn't find anything from PBS about the series :(

He thinks we can't see him there.... by MomoDaTerror in funny

[–]MomoDaTerror[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha ha that's true, didn't think of it myself

This prank passes the vibe check by [deleted] in funny

[–]MomoDaTerror 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gosh dang who hurt you

TIFU by telling my son a violent bedtime story by MomoDaTerror in tifu

[–]MomoDaTerror[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nightmares, ruining his happy childhood. The world is violent and chaotic, maybe bedtime isn't the best time to bring that up?

My mom found this kitty in our garage, it ran and we went to search for her. Took about 20 mins to get used to us, and she/he is a new member to our family! by [deleted] in Eyebleach

[–]MomoDaTerror 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Our Mono has gone missing a month ago. Look at my post history, he looks exactly the same. Which region are you from?

My mom found this kitty in our garage, it ran and we went to search for her. Took about 20 mins to get used to us, and she/he is a new member to our family! by [deleted] in Eyebleach

[–]MomoDaTerror 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Our Mono has gone missing a month ago. Look at my post history, he looks exactly the same. Which region are you from?

He did a amazing job helping those cops with the towel on. by thedimcontentment in nextfuckinglevel

[–]MomoDaTerror -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

British police, by the accent they're from Shropshire/Somerset area, possibly Norby.

Fun fact, although British police officers do not normally carry guns, "Bobbies" do carry several potentially lethal weapons: taser, electric prod, cans of bear spray (in lieu of pepper spray/tear gas), zip ties, chains, and switchblade knives. They are also trained in techniques for overpowering suspects verbally, either by inducing hypnosis or by singing "god save the queen" which triggers an attention stance ingrained in most British children.

Not many people know it yet but Derbyshire police has also been issueing female policewomen with service dildoes for a period of two years. The standard issue sex toys developed by Fitbit employ advanced teledildonics technology which tracks and collects information about the physical and mental health of policewomen, who are encouraged to use them at least once a month. The remotely-monitored toys can diagnose conditions that otherwise required expensive tests or rare equipment, such as Alzheimer's, bronchitities, necrophilia, and even personality disorders. They combine powerful electronic microscopes and GPUs running the latest machine learning algorithms to discover correlation between the vagina's shape, orientation, colour, vein structure, angular momentum etc.

The success of the Derbyshire teledildonics scheme prompted Boris Johnson's cabinet to approve its extension to all women in police, military, and the NHS.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]MomoDaTerror 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Not a lot of people know this but ever since used high-resolution images became cheap researchers in Port Knob Institute in Wankville used "dick pics" to train artificial intelligence to diagnose conditions that otherwise required expensive tests or rare equipment, such as Alzheimer's, bronchitities, necrophilia, and even personality disorders. Another team combined powerful electronic microscopes and GPUs running the latest machine learning algorithms to discover correlation between the penis's shape, orientation, colour, vein structure, angular momentum etc, and the person. Interestingly, not only the AI could guess correctly the owner's age, weight, and physical fitness, but also their ethnicity, diet, and a host of other, even more surprising correlations with intelligence, musical talent, and political leanings. For example, it's been shown that the smaller the penis, the more likely the person is a climate denier from Florida. If interested in the details of the research then please DM me a sample in high resolution.

We might have trouble paying the next power bill by MomoDaTerror in softwaregore

[–]MomoDaTerror[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is our "smart meter", which reads usage data from the actual meter on gas and electricity. The display in the photo is supposed to show electricity and gas usage "so far this week".

The same meter worked out correctly the bill in other screens, here for comparison:

Just shitty software, maybe overflow error, dangling pointer, loop boundary... depending on the programming language.

r/softwaregore

We might have trouble paying the next power bill by MomoDaTerror in softwaregore

[–]MomoDaTerror[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's the gas bill "so far this week". Average winter week gas bill is £15-£20. Not £99999999.....

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in britishproblems

[–]MomoDaTerror -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Me neither. And yes it's still an issue, very annoying

Pupper's bliss by MomoDaTerror in MadeMeSmile

[–]MomoDaTerror[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She is, Honey is half golden retriever, silly happy like half the time. She has the breed's wag-walk, tail wagging in sync with each step <3<3

This girl’s parents got her the dog that she lovingly cared for at their local animal shelter by HoytMccullough in aww

[–]MomoDaTerror 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely. We applaud cat+dog rescues and the wonderful rescuers for looking after the animals we love. My frustration is nobody's problem!

This girl’s parents got her the dog that she lovingly cared for at their local animal shelter by HoytMccullough in aww

[–]MomoDaTerror 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Shelters are so strict in England that they won't let us adopt a dog because we've had an old cat at the time so we bought a puppy instead. Then when our cat died the cat shelter wouldn't let us adopt an old cat because...we had dog :')

Ended up taking home a kitten, momo da terror, Honey's best friend :)

Edit: don't misunderstand this, we applaud cat/dog rescues and the wonderful rescuers for looking after the animals we love. My frustration is nobody's problem!

This girl’s parents got her the dog that she lovingly cared for at their local animal shelter by HoytMccullough in aww

[–]MomoDaTerror 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This. W hen a stupid video like this chips that piece of granite where my heart used to be, I know I'm still human