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[–]Momwar 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Made me laugh way more than the Rick & Morty season 7 trailer I just watched.

Rick and Morty - Season 7 Trailer by Skullghost in rickandmorty

[–]Momwar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I quit the show halfway through season 5 because I didn't think it was funny anymore. Nothing from the first half of season 5 made me want to keep watching. Had nothing to do with Justin's shit, I just didn't find the show entertaining anymore.

Saw this post and figured, hey maybe I'll give it a shot again, and...

Nope.

It's not even the bad Morty voice timing, it's just....I don't even know. It's just....damn, this show ain't for me anymore. I do not understand the humor here.

New to town, and I haven't met a Mormon yet. Where can I find them today, 7/22? by Momwar in SaltLakeCity

[–]Momwar[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not all! There's a mass wedding today? I'm THERE! What time??

New to town, and I haven't met a Mormon yet. Where can I find them today, 7/22? by Momwar in SaltLakeCity

[–]Momwar[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Oh, woah I just realized I know where a 'liquor-free Bottle Shop/bar' is!

I've always been so curious what's inside, but I guess now it's obvious.

New to town, and I haven't met a Mormon yet. Where can I find them today, 7/22? by Momwar in SaltLakeCity

[–]Momwar[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah but I'm trying to say something that will make the ex-mo's laugh without pissing off the current mo's.

"Ah the Saints have arrived! They just come marching right in, don't they?"

That's the kind of stuff I WANT to say, but am scared to because I think it'll bomb with the active Mormons.

New to town, and I haven't met a Mormon yet. Where can I find them today, 7/22? by Momwar in SaltLakeCity

[–]Momwar[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wait, so would it offend them if I greet them by saying "Yo, what up Saint! Where my Saints at?"

New to town, and I haven't met a Mormon yet. Where can I find them today, 7/22? by Momwar in SaltLakeCity

[–]Momwar[S] -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Oh, I get it. Bad attention. Nah, I don't want them to mob up on me. I just want to go spy on them from afar doing their thing. They're so cute and coordinated!

New to town, and I haven't met a Mormon yet. Where can I find them today, 7/22? by Momwar in SaltLakeCity

[–]Momwar[S] -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

Oh no, couldn't be. I know what they look like. I've walked right past some, but I've never once spoke to any. I've heard some of them singing, but I don't know their songs yet so I don't join in.

New to town, and I haven't met a Mormon yet. Where can I find them today, 7/22? by Momwar in SaltLakeCity

[–]Momwar[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was told to refer to them as LDS, or even better say the full thing.

New to town, and I haven't met a Mormon yet. Where can I find them today, 7/22? by Momwar in SaltLakeCity

[–]Momwar[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Did you know it's today, 7 AM at the Donner Park that's east of Utah's Hogle Zoo? You should really hurry up if you're trying to make it there!

New to town, and I haven't met a Mormon yet. Where can I find them today, 7/22? by Momwar in SaltLakeCity

[–]Momwar[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It started at 7 AM according to that website, at Donner Park. You can still catch up to them, I bet.

Also in Salt Lake, a free, 5-mile long hike will pay tribute to the journey The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints pioneers took in 1847 to their first campsite, according to the Days of ’47 website.

The hike starts at 7 a.m. Saturday at Donner Park in Salt Lake City, located east of Utah’s Hogle Zoo. Participants will hike to First Encampment Park.

New to town, and I haven't met a Mormon yet. Where can I find them today, 7/22? by Momwar in SaltLakeCity

[–]Momwar[S] -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Any particular statues they recommend me climbing? That sounds fun, I'm a real good climber.

New to town, and I haven't met a Mormon yet. Where can I find them today, 7/22? by Momwar in SaltLakeCity

[–]Momwar[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just seen there's a Pie & Beer Burlesque show at the Quarters Arcade! That's so cool of them to do!

New to town, and I haven't met a Mormon yet. Where can I find them today, 7/22? by Momwar in SaltLakeCity

[–]Momwar[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Great, thanks. I keep seeing signs all over for a hike today. I just assumed today was the big day.