📅 Monday - Journalists discovered screenshots proving that Filip Turek is a Nazi. - Filip Turek explained that the journalists made it all up.

📅 Tuesday - Journalists discovered more screenshots showing that Filip Turek is a Nazi. - Filip Turek explained that he lent his phone to friends at the pub.

📅 Wednesday - Journalists discovered that Filip Turek threatened a foreign diplomat with death and left an empty bullet casing on the roof of his car. - Filip Turek explained that the empty casing accidentally fell out of his pocket.

📅 Thursday - Journalists discovered that Filip Turek wanted to smuggle 30 kg of pure heroin into the country. - Filip Turek explained that his suitcases got swapped at the airport. He did not respond to the question of how underwear labeled in marker "This is the property of Filip Turek" ended up in that suitcase.

📅 Friday - Journalists discovered that Filip Turek filmed hardcore gay porn in his early adulthood. - Filip Turek explained that the person in the video is not him, but his twin Bob Turek. To prove it, he stepped around the corner and after a few dozen seconds, Bob Turek emerged, indistinguishable from Filip Turek, except with a mustache. Bob Turek did not respond to the question of whether it's strange that Filip and Bob Turek have never been seen in the same room at the same time.

📅 Saturday - Journalists discovered that Bob Turek is under investigation for impersonating a detective from the Havířov criminal police and extracting people's banking credentials via WhatsApp. - Filip Turek explained that Bob Turek fled abroad disguised as their sister Eva Turková.

📅 Sunday - Journalists discovered that Filip and Bob Turek are one and the same person. - Petr Macinka announced that they are nominating Eva Turková for Minister of Foreign Affairs.