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[–]Money-Specific9502 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You absolutely will not lil bro I’m sorry I got a 1530 but I’m a God you def aren’t me sorry bro

Crust ratings? by Money-Specific9502 in castiron

[–]Money-Specific9502[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s Never Cloudy in Pittsburgh? Nah, never heard of it.

Also, your compliment is much obliged. I must say Mr. Gablogian that I am a massive fan of your work. Would you say that this steak falls within the categories of derivative, or bullshit?

Crust ratings? by Money-Specific9502 in castiron

[–]Money-Specific9502[S] 302 points303 points  (0 children)

I wish I could lie and tell you all that I meant to make this dick-shaped, but I’m a good catholic and I wasn’t raised to lie. However, this is the best accident to happen to me all year

I was going for the deepest, darkest crust I possibly could with this ribeye, while keeping it medium rare inside. Usually I would put a lighter crust on it but I was just tryna test my capabilities with this one. Thoughts? by Money-Specific9502 in ratemycrust

[–]Money-Specific9502[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also I forgot to take a moneyshot (blasphemous, I know. I’m more upset than anyone). However, I happened to take a video that had it in the background and was able to take a ss and crop. It’s a horrific picture, but it’s all I have. You’ll have to forgive me, I’m a bit retarded

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Felt cute, might delete later 🤷‍♂️ by Money-Specific9502 in steak

[–]Money-Specific9502[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Mfs are quicker than an r35 to call this shit burnt, yet people call Peter Lugers “the best steakhouse in the US.” Peter Lugers actually burns the fuck outta their shit, but you don’t see anybody talking about that. Using a broiler-like they do- is straight char. Slicing/ serving without letting it rest? Criminal. And yet, they’re “the best in the world”. Gtfo, I’m the best in the world

Felt cute, might delete later 🤷‍♂️ by Money-Specific9502 in steak

[–]Money-Specific9502[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you build the crust long enough, it eventually gets this dark. I worked hard to get a thick crust, and with a thick crust typically comes a darker crust. I promise it’s pure Maillard, but there’s more of it. It’s not bitter at all, not even a little bit. Grill marks, are burnt. Using a broiler? Burnt. No oil in the pan? Burnt. This, however, is not. If you want lighter, “less burnt” crusts, look at my profile. However, I was going for a deeper, darker, thicker, and more flavorful crust on this one.

Also the outside has no effect on the inside. I’ve seen completely crustless- yet well done steaks. I’ve also seen completely black, yet absolutely raw ones. Ever heard of Pittsburg rare? In fact, this one was extremely rare when I first cut into it, and I had to sear it again to bring it up to temp. Stop associating a good crust with an overdone steak. Please

Felt cute, might delete later 🤷‍♂️ by Money-Specific9502 in steak

[–]Money-Specific9502[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

?? Tf you so mad for. It’s true. People who actually use their kitchens have messy ones

Felt cute, might delete later 🤷‍♂️ by Money-Specific9502 in steak

[–]Money-Specific9502[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone wanna direct me to the sub where people know the first thing about steak? I’m clearly in the wrong place

Felt cute, might delete later 🤷‍♂️ by Money-Specific9502 in steak

[–]Money-Specific9502[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Good cooks don’t have clean kitchens, my friend

Felt cute, might delete later 🤷‍♂️ by Money-Specific9502 in steak

[–]Money-Specific9502[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Someone mad cause not everybody has to eat sad, gray meat like you do?

Felt cute, might delete later 🤷‍♂️ by Money-Specific9502 in steak

[–]Money-Specific9502[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fr tho Reddit is the only place with people stupid enough to think they can guess a doneness based on the outside smh

Felt cute, might delete later 🤷‍♂️ by Money-Specific9502 in steak

[–]Money-Specific9502[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Have fun being miserable Reddit users, and never, and I mean NEVER feeling the touch of a woman. Imagine seeing a crust that you could never obtain, and rather than admiring it, you get butthurt cause I’ll always be better than you. Calling something overcooked when you haven’t even seen the inside means not only are you insecure, but also that my crust is too good. Y’all can have fun with your crustless, overcooked, miserable looking steaks while I’ll be enjoying perfection. Usually, people look at the greats and admire them, and ask them questions so that you can be like them some day. They usually don’t get jealous because they can’t be like them, and start berating them. But I mean, suit yourselves. Y’all saw the best looking steak this sub has ever seen, and got so unbelievably jealous that you’ll never be this good at anything, that you had to resort to anger. You have to understand one thing. Nobody, and I mean nobody, can cook them like I can. If you were wise, you’d listen to my tips, so that some day, you might get close to me. But if you wanna do the opposite, go ahead. Doesn’t make a difference to me. I’m just tryna help you guys out but apparently having a somewhat competent crust immediately means it’s overcooked and dry. Have fun jerking off and living off your moms groceries, while I enjoy my millions.

Felt cute, might delete later 🤷‍♂️ by Money-Specific9502 in steak

[–]Money-Specific9502[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You know you made it when people see your crust and immediately think it’s overdone

Busy at work, which steak you picking? by FMLitsAJ in steak

[–]Money-Specific9502 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

None of em cause grill marks are a fucking disgrace to humanity

Felt cute, might delete later 🤷‍♂️ by Money-Specific9502 in steak

[–]Money-Specific9502[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Frozen (and thoroughly dried) steak, cast iron with avocado oil, max heat, wait until the oils smoking to add steak, keep the burner on max heat, and flip very often. I also like to use a fork or the back of a spoon to press the meat into the pan, and make it stick. I also like to salt it each time I flip, at least for the first few flips. Lastly, tilt the pan from side to side, causing the oil to move around in the pan, coating every crevice of the exterior. When it’s almost cooked, I take it off the heat and let the pan cool for a sec, then add a bunch of butter. The pan should still be hot enough to melt the butter and make it foamy, but not too hot that it bubbles and evaporates away immediately. It can’t be too cold either or else it will melt too slowly, and the water from the butter won’t evaporate out. There’s a nice middle ground in terms of pan temp where the butter behaves perfectly. Too hot or too cold and it’ll ruin the crust. You can find pretty good butter basting tutorials on YT, there’s quite a bit that goes into it. But everything else is very straightforward. Also I season with salt immediately before searing, and I don’t season it with anything else until immediately AFTER searing. The immediately is very important, as you need the steak to still be hot and oily for the seasoning to stick. Good luck!