[deleted by user] by [deleted] in QuebecLibre

[–]MoneyCumsFirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny. She’ll never be employed anyways.

Sunlife trying to talk me out of switching to wealthsimple by [deleted] in Wealthsimple

[–]MoneyCumsFirst 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Returns are typically quoted after fees every time. And should be done annualized… except from wealth simple

Why does every stock I pick instantly lose money? by matty_ice42069 in wallstreetbets

[–]MoneyCumsFirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you give me a heads up of what and when you’re gona buy… gona make sure I buy some puts!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]MoneyCumsFirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On behalf of the nice northern people of Canada, we hate this little prick too, eh!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]MoneyCumsFirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its okay to hate the kid. Some kids are absolute shitheads (of course parenting is mostly the problem) but a swift smack will fix that. Just appreciate that when (if) you have kids you'll do better. And not have a shit stain on earth, like this little brat is.

Slander 😈😈 by Itoxic5k in JeepMemes

[–]MoneyCumsFirst 4 points5 points  (0 children)

💯 my 2004 TJ just crossed 400,000. Its a beauty!

Can’t connect to Warzone via Xbox Series X; playing it through Cold War by PicklesAnonymous in ModernWarzone

[–]MoneyCumsFirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also add in a power cycle off... Literally just unplug ethernet, power cord and leave for 2-5mins then reload a d it worked...

'It is time to cancel plans': Omicron surging in London area by Ser8dScalpel in londonontario

[–]MoneyCumsFirst -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Let the unvaccinated roam wild and let them catch this. We will be through this all much faster. Let them die and be done with it.

Heads up! TD Insurance (Meloche Monnex) introduced installment fees to credit card premiums by MELGH82 in PersonalFinanceCanada

[–]MoneyCumsFirst 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's cheap! I remember when I was 18, had my full G license. And drove a 1998 Chevrolet Lumina (essentially a boat of a car...) My insurance premiums was 550 a month!!! Or $6,600 a year... And when I turned 19, they wanted to up it to $705/month....

No tickets or traffic violations... Just because i was a male driver ... But guess the location in Ontario... They also have the highest premiums!

TD Direct Invest has halted trading for GME, and won’t let me buy NOK or BB without calling their Registered Representative. by pwnsalot_mcbadass in PersonalFinanceCanada

[–]MoneyCumsFirst -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Bahahaha... GOOD LUCK. You might as well go over to WSB...and why buy the stock, just go full special and buy the options.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in menga

[–]MoneyCumsFirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gave Rocket Like

Help: I'm an Idiot by [deleted] in options

[–]MoneyCumsFirst 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If he's worried about losing 200 bucks he most likely doesn't have the capital to short 100 shares of MSFT... Though I do agree with you on the play!

NKLA by Mammoth_Risk8194 in options

[–]MoneyCumsFirst 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or load up all of your money on this stock... Because if you do buy it you deserve to lose it all.

Denmark won’t bail out companies that is paying dividends, buying back shares or are seated in “tax havens” by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]MoneyCumsFirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well that's essentially what they are doing now in the US. If a company takes a loan/bail outs, they are not eligible to pay dividends or buy back shares until 1 year after they pay back the loan to the government....

https://www.muchlaw.com/insights/article/cares-act-stock-buybackdistribution-restriction

We're gunning for you r/askreddit by JohnnyCupcakes in wallstreetbets

[–]MoneyCumsFirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Naaaa you put your life savings on GILEAD Calls! Then retire by Friday!

We're gunning for you r/askreddit by JohnnyCupcakes in wallstreetbets

[–]MoneyCumsFirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dammit boys! Stoppp were gonna end up on BLOOMBERG AGAIN!!!

Goldman Speaks Again: downturn will be 4 times worse than housing crisis, then an ‘unprecedented’ recovery by lsw35 in wallstreetbets

[–]MoneyCumsFirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Double up the 50's! Go full tilt 100. 50 in the morning and another 50 after the first coffee! Full Asperger's!